Just Give Us More Money

And your kids will be magically smarter.

That is the rallying cry of teachers (union zealots) everywhere.

Umm, I may be the product of a broken publik skrool sistam, but even I know when the numbers don’t add up.

We’re often told that public schools are underfunded. In the District, the spending figure cited most commonly is $8,322 per child, but total spending is close to $25,000 per child — on par with tuition at Sidwell Friends, the private school Chelsea Clinton attended in the 1990s.

What accounts for the nearly threefold difference in these numbers? The commonly cited figure counts only part of the local operating budget. To calculate total spending, we have to add up all sources of funding for education from kindergarten through 12th grade, excluding spending on charter schools and higher education. For the current school year, the local operating budget is $831 million, including relevant expenses such as the teacher retirement fund. The capital budget is $218 million. The District receives about $85.5 million in federal funding. And the D.C. Council contributes an extra $81 million. Divide all that by the 49,422 students enrolled (for the 2007-08 year) and you end up with about $24,600 per child.

I’m in yer councils, killin yer myths.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 04/07/08

See-Dubya, writing at Michelle Malkin’s place on the topic of Janet Reno joining the ACLU team who wish to defend the terrorists at Gitmo

It’s funny: One of Janet Reno’s most significant accomplishments as attorney general was capturing Elian Gonzales and sending him to Cuba. Now she’s trying to get dangerous terrorists out of Cuba and set them free

See-Dubya

It’s funny because it’s true. But it’s not all that funny.

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The More Things Change

Apparently, the nuances of being a sports car enthusiast I learned during the 90’s didn’t make it down the the poor saps in Riverside, CA.

Using $503,000 in federal and state gas tax revenue to pay for overtime, nine police agencies in Riverside, California sent more than one hundred police officers to surround a gathering of automotive enthusiasts. Owners of imported sport compact cars had gathered at the Canyon Crossing shopping center on Friday night to swap stories, talk about their passion for cars and show off the latest enhancements to their rides. At around 11pm police surprised participants by blocking all exits with fifty police cruisers. Officers then began a warrantless search and interrogation operation of the 150 vehicles that were present.

Number One Rule: Always, always, always keep your car locked.

Number Two Rule: The answer is always “No.” Follow up answer is always “Because you don’t have a warrant.”

Let the other dork show off his stereo. You may not be walking around and BSing, you could be leaning against the rear quarter, keep your windows up and your car locked. A locked car requires a warrant. An open one does not in all cases, especially if you’re possibly breaking a noise ordinance.

Tell the cop its locked and let him test it. Try to be polite to the guy, lest you give him a reason to take your keys. “Get the fuck away from my car, asshole.” does not count as “polite”. Saying “Nope, sorry, I’ve got to be over here because…” does. He’ll get over it and move on.

Police issued a total of forty-eight tickets for “engine modifications” with police accusing the owners of the parked vehicles of being street racers. Another fifty tickets were issued for paperwork violations, dark window tinting and lack of a front license plate. The most revenue, however, will be generated from the fees imposed on twenty vehicles that were confiscated. Despite labeling the parking lot raid as taking place at a “street racing venue,” Riverside Police offered no evidence that any street racing actually took place.

They don’t need to give any. Little punk street racers have become an annoyance as of late and even one jackass showing off a month previous will get a lot marked as such. Oddly enough, no one sides with the bad guys, especially not the property owner, who will welcome the classification.

Keep your car’s exterior up to code. All lights, all tags and all papers (which you keep in your wallet and not inside the car). Take the window tint ticket that night. Fight it later (you do have a lawyer for your hobby, right?). Your car is locked and the hood cannot be popped for an “equipment search”. Even a jealous crusier-jockey can tell when you’ve replaced your pair of 12B’s with a GT35 Garrett and he will take your car. Worse than that, he’ll probably check it out of property and drive it for you.

Across the state, gas tax funds are regularly used to fund similar crackdowns that generate big revenue. In 2004, the California Highway Patrol issued a total of 101,553 “modified car” citations worth $10.5 million according to CHP data obtained by TheNewspaper.

Getting $20 back for every $1 spent. I’m sure someone will be getting a promotion in the not too distant future.

And folks wonder why I’m not surprised by the antics of the BATFE (Bureau of Always Think Forfeiture and Entrapment).

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RNS Quote of the Day, 04/06/08

From Grim’s Hall, via Instapundit:

If we would have a stable society, we must have dangerous old men. This means that, if you are yourself on your way to becoming an old man, you have a duty to society to begin your preparations. The martial arts are not the only road–my own grandfather did it through a simple combination of physical strength, personal discipline, and an accustomed habit of going armed about his business. There was never a more impressive figure–or, at least, there was never a boy more impressed than was I.

This is an excellent short essay. The point is not just to be dangerous, but to be so in order to impress the young into doing the right thing in life because they want to be like you. Read the whole thing.

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The Lawgiver Calleth

And taketh him away.

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Take Care.

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Maybe if someone had thought to take a picture of Heston walking with the recently honored MLK, Jr., the left wouldn’t believe this was Cheston’s only stance on civil rights.

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Because unlike the Democrat’s current crop of leaders, who either opposed King or lie about their support or him, Heston knew that a man deserved to be treated like a man and not a child or a an animal.
So long, Chuck.

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The Bait and Switch

First, they sell leftists and those not smart enough to pay attention on “Discrimination Laws”.

Once enacted, they switch it up.

Oz is getting talked into the switch as you read.

A study of racial discrimination laws in several Western countries has prompted a call for the Government to toughen Australia’s 33-year-old laws.

Race Discrimination Commissioner Tom Calma wants the burden of proof in cases of racial discrimination to fall on the alleged offender, instead of the person making the complaint.

Mr Calma said Australia’s laws made it difficult to prove there had been discrimination.

A Human Rights and Equal Opportunity Commission analysis of other countries, including the US, Britain and Canada, shows that in those countries the onus of proof shifts to the person who has been accused of discrimination once the complainant has established an initial case.

In Australia, the burden of proof rests on the person making the complaint.

As it should be. Canada and the UK have already shown the world who will use this and who will be constantly harrassed by those who “sensibilities” aren’t that sensible.

Found via Tim Blair

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Sorry Oregonians

Say hello to state enabled identity theft.

A USB drive that was dumped at a yard debris recycling company had a big surprise inside – old Oregon Department of Motor Vehicle records with tens of thousands of names, birth dates and home addresses.

You never can tell where the state ends up putting its thumb.

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Spitzer was onto something

Well, after an 8 hour session, I must say that former NY Gov Spitzer had the better idea.

For $4000, I got an 8×10 room with a sink, shower, commode, closet and a double bed. There was a TV, but the channel selection sucked and I couldn’t leave it on while I slept.

No nekkid chicks giving away pleasures unknown. Not even one of those cute dental hygienists.

I had a dude supergluing so many electrodes/sensors/whatever onto my head I looked like I had very thin red and white dred-locks. Then he attached nearly a dozen more to my legs, chest and face and hands.

But, he did have to watch me snore. Though I can have the wife do that for free.

Anyway, results in 7-10 days, at which time I’ll be finding out if I get to do that all over again.

At least that time I’ll get to pay to take home a souvenir.

On a side note, the medical center had me sign a form during the admitting process letting me know that they considered their center a “Weapons Free Zone”.

It wasn’t while I was there.

Damn I hate hospitals.

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RNS Quote of the Day, 04/04/08

More from Ronald Reagan:

By the President of the United States

of America

A Proclamation

This year marks the first observance of the birthday of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. as a national holiday. It is a time for rejoicing and reflecting. We rejoice because, in his short life, Dr. King, by his preaching, his example, and his leadership, helped to move us closer to the ideals on which America was founded. We reflect on his words and his works. Dr. King’s was truly a prophetic voice that reached out over the chasms of hostility, prejudice, ignorance, and fear to touch the conscience of America. He challenged us to make real the promise of America as a land of freedom, equality, opportunity, and brotherhood.

Although Dr. King was an uncompromising champion of nonviolence, he was often the victim of violence. And, as we know, a shameful act of violence cut short his life before he had reached his fortieth birthday.

His story is well-known. As a 26-year-old minister of the Gospel, Dr. King led a protest boycott of a bus company that segregated blacks, treating them as second-class citizens. At the very outset he admonished all those who would join in the protest that “our actions must be guided by the deepest principles of our Christian faith. Love must be our regulating ideal.” Otherwise, he warned, “our protest will end up as a meaningless drama on the stage of history . . . shrouded with ugly garments of shame.” Dr. King’s unshakable faith inspired others to resist the temptation to hate and fear. His protest became a triumph of courage and love.

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Boomershoot Planning, Part 2: Rope and Knots

Last year we had some problems with my cheap-ass shelter. The winds pretty much bent it all to hell. Phil’s bringing something much sturdier this year.

However, we’ll still need to tie it off. Last year, one of the nice fellows shooting next to us gave us a hand tying down the sail that was my shelter canopy, and Phil and I both observed him tying a very kewl knot that neither of us knew how to tie.

After a lot of reflection, I am pretty certain that knot was what my grandfather called a “trucker’s knot.” It’s shown here as a “trucker’s hitch,” and a very very useful knot it is.

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By the way, this site is a beautiful example of how the Internet can be more useful than books in conveying information. I have some very nice books on knots, but none of them hold a candle to this site, with its slow- and fast-motion animations of knots being tied. Just a great site.

Also note that Rivrdog found a hell of a deal on rope. Check it out.

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