Spitzer was onto something

Well, after an 8 hour session, I must say that former NY Gov Spitzer had the better idea.

For $4000, I got an 8×10 room with a sink, shower, commode, closet and a double bed. There was a TV, but the channel selection sucked and I couldn’t leave it on while I slept.

No nekkid chicks giving away pleasures unknown. Not even one of those cute dental hygienists.

I had a dude supergluing so many electrodes/sensors/whatever onto my head I looked like I had very thin red and white dred-locks. Then he attached nearly a dozen more to my legs, chest and face and hands.

But, he did have to watch me snore. Though I can have the wife do that for free.

Anyway, results in 7-10 days, at which time I’ll be finding out if I get to do that all over again.

At least that time I’ll get to pay to take home a souvenir.

On a side note, the medical center had me sign a form during the admitting process letting me know that they considered their center a “Weapons Free Zone”.

It wasn’t while I was there.

Damn I hate hospitals.

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4 Responses to Spitzer was onto something

  1. BobG says:

    Got sleep apnea? Good luck. I was diagnosed a couple of years ago and have had to use a CPAP at night since.

  2. Phil says:

    Well, we’re nto sure yet. They’re looking for something to explain something else. This was the second test on the list.

  3. Tim says:

    My Dad went through those tests last year, I hope all turns out for the best.

  4. Wndy Wilson says:

    Wouldn’t an iron lung work better than a CPAP? I mean it wouldn’t be blowing in your face all night.

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