Boomershoot Planning, Part 1: My Wife Is Getting Sworn In by the City Council

…on Monday evening, April 28.

That’s the Monday after Boomershoot.

I’m driving again this year — the airline baggage fees for assorted rifles, ammo, and a hundred pounds of bench are prohibitive — and last year, I literally made myself sick driving from the San Francisco Bay Area to Tacoma in one sitting on too little sleep. I spent the evening throwing up in Phil’s bathroom, which was mortifying for me and can’t have been pleasant for him and his wife.

So this year, I was going to take a leisurely trip of two driving days each way. That got cut to one day outbound, but I could still make that a sane 12-hour drive by starting from my brother’s place near Tahoe. No problems, a nice sane drive.
Plus, I desperately want to at least drive through Oregon’s Wallowa Valley, which I’ve been jonesing about since I first discovered wallowamountainproperties.com in 2000 or thereabouts. Again, no problems on the outbound trip if I leave from Tahoe.
Anyway, my wife interviewed for a position with an advisory committee to our City Council, and she got it — but now I have to be back in the Bay Area so I can watch her be sworn in at 7pm on Monday night. This means that my return trip will, once again, be insane.
So, I figure after Boomershoot finishes up at 5 or so on Sunday, I’ll high-tail it back to Trib’s Place and try to get a good four or five hours’ sleep while everyone else enjoys the customary after-Boomershoot feast, while I set my alarm for midnight and jet out of Orofino by 12:30 am. Sixteen hours later, I should be pulling in to our driveway — enough time for me to nap a bit, shower and put on a suit before goin’ to meetin.’

The problem is that I’m not all that likely to be able to sleep at 7 o’clock on Sunday night, so I’m risking a sixteen-hour sleep-deprived drive. I already know what that did to me, and the last thing I want to be is sick at my wife’s ceremony.

So, I’m toying with the idea of leaving Orofino immediately after Boomershoot, driving four or five hours to a burg like McCall or Nampa, catching some shuteye in the cab of the truck (cold) or a motel (warm), and waking at two ayem to a twelve-hour drive back home.

Thoughts? What say ye?

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Hillary’s Minnesota Twin

Wow! If ever there was anyone who truly needed something stupid they’d said tattooed onto their forehead, it would be this guy.

Found via Gateway Pundit and DANEgerus

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The Soundboard: General Announcement Tunage

According to the new Frau Specialista Doktor, I have to spend Friday at the local General Hospital taking a nap. Nothing emergency-like, so don’t anybody go freaking out. Just something more she wants to take a look at.

I’ll be going there right after work, and then going from there back to work that evening. All of which means that I won’t be able to post tomorrow.

So I’m posting some topic appropriate tunage for you all prior to my absence.

Since this is one of the words I use to describe the place I’ll be staying, this track needs to go first

Hotel Illness – The Black Crowes

And because no one will be singing me one as I meet up with the Sandman, I’ll just post this for possible use. That and because I’m amazed I haven’t posted anything from Robert Smith all winter.

Lullaby – The Cure

I’ll be sleeping during the day, which is not out of the ordinary for me, but this song kicks ass

Daydreaming – Massive Attack

And so that we have something here for everyone to enjoy

In Your Wildest Dreams – The Moody Blues

I’ll be back on Saturday pretending that I didn’t miss anything, though I’m sure that I will. I haven’t even had time to yak to David about this, but you may still want to stop by to see if he has anything to say tomorrow. Otherwise, we’ll see you on Saturday.

Be good to yourselves and each other, mmm-kay.

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PSH in Progress

I was just going to let the story about the Des Moines Pizza Hut driver go. I don’t eat their pizza since they opened a Papa Murphy’s near my house, so my threat to boycott them would be inconsequential.

But the usually semi-reasonable Kevin Drum had to flip into Pants Shitting Hysterics while posting about Glenn Reynolds’ comment on the story, as well as give his readers the opportunity to show off their disregard for civil rights.

I guess this is the aspect of the gun rights crowd that perplexes me the most. It’s easy to understand their view of the Second Amendment (a view that I partly share), and it’s easy to understand, in general, their view that citizens should be free to own guns if they want to. But this Wild West mentality is much harder to fathom. Do they really think that, for example, pizza delivery guys should routinely wear sidearms and engage in gun battles with crooks, and that employers should (apparently) have no right to prevent it? Frankly, given the average age and disposition of pizza delivery guys, I’d just as soon not have a city full of sidearmed pizza deliverers, and Pizza Hut would probably just as soon not get sued when one of these guys ends up shooting someone who stiffed him on the bill or got into an argument over whether he ordered anchovies on his pie. What’s more, Pizza Hut is in the business of making money, and I imagine that most of their customers would prefer not to deal with a company that sends armed young men to their door. Being responsive to all these issues is just sensible corporate and public policy.

My employer can restrict my speech on the job, can fire me without due process, and is not required to cater to my every religious belief. Likewise, they can also have rules preventing employees from carrying arms at work — and most of them do. The occasional angry postal worker to the contrary, workplaces would almost certainly be more dangerous on average if there were lots of loaded guns around, and surely employers have every right to make that assessment. Right?

Wow! Bringing up the “Wild West” card, the “unhinged gun owner” card, and the “Going Postal” card in just two paragraphs.

It gets even more bigoted in his comments section.

My place of employ is in a not-so-nice section of South Seattle. I work there at night, by myself. My first manager was a reasonable man (aka: Retired Marine Captain), and took into account my lack of a criminal background, my Concealed Pistol License and my history with the company and said I could make the call as to whether I wanted to provide for my own protection.

The subsequent managers, counting the current one, are not so reasonable.

Will they pay my medical bills/funeral costs if I am assaulted on the job? No.

Is it their property to regulate as to who and what gets brought onto it? Surely.

Are they being reasonable? Absolutely not.

Everyone is different. Jobs themselves, are different. I could name a dozen people I work with whom I wouldn’t let be in the same room with a firearm. I could name the same number of whom I would want at my back when times get tough.

The managers know who is competent and who is not, but either they’re bigots themselves (the manager prior to the current one), or they refuse to vary from the Corporate Manual.

When the last go-around of Teamsters’ attempting to get the office folks to go union, I told them that if they could get a process into the contract where I could get “reviewed” so as to be allowed to arm myself, I would switch my swing vote. They must not have wanted to grab the office very badly, since their answer the next morning was “Nope. No Way.”

But I worry very little. I have alternate plans.

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More Save us from Global Warming

Hey California, need some snow? (don’t laugh, we’ve sold them water)

Snowpack near Spada Lake buries 1997 record

The snowpack above Snohomish County’s main drinking water reservoir at Spada Lake has smashed a record set more than a decade ago.

At Stickney Ridge, the snow is 16 1/2 feet deep, nearly 3 feet deeper than the record set in 1997.

Most years, the snow is about 8 feet deep.

“These are the deepest readings ever recorded on the first of April since we started measurements in 1986,” said Bruce Meaker, senior manager of regulatory affairs for Snohomish County PUD.

The deep snow ensures there’s enough water for people, fish and power generation at the Jackson Hydroelectric Project, he said.

“A year like this means we’ll be able to generate more electricity in late spring and summer than we would in a drier year,” Meaker said. “We will have a steady source of water running into the reservoir for the next several months.”

That likely means cheaper electricity for the utility.

“As power generation goes up, that’s less power we need to buy from Bonneville (Power Administration), which means not spending money out of our operating budget for power costs,” Meaker said.

All three of the PUD’s test locations south of Spada Lake broke records. There was so much snow it took two helicopter trips to do the measuring work and bigger equipment to drill down far enough.

Crews were able to get some measurements last week. A site called Kromona Mine is usually 52 inches deep this time of year, but now snow is piled 125 inches deep.

Ignore all the talk about cheaper water rates. In 1997 we were told that they there was too much snowpack and they had to let a lot of watt generating H2O go through the dam spillways, and they raised the rates.

The next year, 1998, when we didn’t get nearly enough snow and we were told to cut back on our watt usage, they raised the rates again because people listened and they hadn’t sold enough wattage.

Maybe Oregon can sell Cali some snow too

The cumulative snowfall at Mt. Hood Meadows ski area from Nov. 1 through Monday — 650 inches — is the most ever recorded there.

That’s a bit over 54 feet of snow, or the width of the roadway on Michigan’s Mackinac Bridge, the third-longest suspension bridge in the world; the circumference of the Abraham Lincoln giant sequoia in the Yosemite Valley; and the crest level of the Mississippi River at Cairo, Ill., on March 25.

It was snowy at the ski resort on Mount Hood during the same period in 1982-83, when the previous record of 623 inches fell. But this past winter’s snowfall — and last week’s in particular — had one advantage over the “Cascade cement” that typically falls in March, said Dave Tragethon, the ski resort’s marketing director.

“Everybody I talked to agrees that there has never been better powder than we had last week,” he said. “The snowpack is very airy.”

Even compressed over time, the base depth of the snow at Meadows on Tuesday was 199 inches; 225 inches at Timberline Ski Area; and 207 inches deep at Mt. Hood Skibowl.

This year’s statewide snowpack is looking a lot like the snowpack of 1999, when Oregon basins clocked in with a mantle of snow 170 percent of average on April 1, the date when snowpacks usually reach their peak in Oregon. It’s also more than twice what was on the ground April 1, 2007, when the statewide snowpack was 68 percent of average.

I hope this doesn’t screw things up for Greenland

Joern Skov Nielsen, deputy director of Greenland’s Bureau of Minerals and Petroleum, said Thursday that there might be more oil in his country than the entire past production of the North Sea. That would be about 50 billion barrels. Chevron, Exxon Mobil and Husky Energy last year received licenses for exploration, which will be made easier by the melting of Greenland’s ice.

The same ice retreat, caused by the gas and diesel engines which powered the Viking boats, and allowed them to deposit themselves on the North American continent a thousand years ago.

What? The Vikings sailed there?

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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Apparently

There are no Hooters restaurants in the UK

Insult to Democracy and Common Sense

Pub landlords beware: from next Sunday it will be an offence, punishable by unlimited compensation orders, to allow customers to chat up bar staff.

No, this isn’t an early April fool. It’s a European directive, sneaked into British law by Women’s Minister Harriet Harman.

From April 6, employers will risk being sued if a bar worker or waitress complains of being called “love” or “darling”, or if staff overhear customers telling sexist jokes.

So serious is the threat that lawyers are advising pub owners to cover themselves by displaying warning notices declaring: “Harassment is not tolerated.”

Meanwhile, the Government Equalities Office estimates that complying with the new rules will cost hard-pressed small businesses more than ï½£10million.

The Mail makes no defence of boorish customers who cross the line between good-natured banter and offensiveness.

But why do we need yet another law – and yet more red tape – to enforce what has always been a matter for common sense, to be dealt with by the landlord’s ancient right to ban difficult customers? Isn’t this an invitation to employees to cash in on imaginary grievances?

In fact, everything about this new law is an affront not only to common sense but to democracy itself.

Nobody voted for it. It was dreamed up by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels and is now being imposed on Britain without parliamentary debate or division, after a ruling by an unelected judge.

This is worse than banning smoking in bars. If a guy can’t give a drunken compliment to a waitress or tell a T&A joke to his friends at a bar, then what exactly is the reason to go?

Found at Right Thinking

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Tell AlGore he can just give his money to me

Apparently, Gore’s “Don’t Stop Believing” blitz didn’t work as well as he had planned, so he’s going to dump $100 Million per year for the next three years into another one.

Might it be because of news items like this?

Storm shuts own Interstate 90 Eastbound over Snoqualmie Pass

State transportation officials closed Interstate 90 to eastbound traffic Monday night because of bad weather at Snoqualmie Pass.The highway was closed near North Bend after traffic snarled near the pass, according to a statement issued by the Department of Transportation just after 10 p.m.

Several vehicles were involved in spinouts approaching the pass. Winter weather at the pass was to blame.

No estimates on when the road would reopen were available.

Or this?

March leaves Tulips scarce for start of Skagit County festival

The annual Skagit County Tulip Festival is set to start Tuesday – an event that brings in up to $20 million annually.
But, there are no tulips, thanks in part to a weekend winter blast.”It has been frustrating because we don’t want to disappoint the public,” said Jeannette Degoede, owner of Tulip Town. “Every day in March has been low and cold 30 degrees, 32 degrees, and that makes the tulips stop and do nothing.”

Jeannette has been growing tulips for the festival for a quarter century and says she’s never seen a month like this. Where there are normally fields full of a kaleidoscope of colors, there is just one color – a dark, drab field of green.

I have little doubt that I’ll be tromping through a bit of snow at the end of this month at Boomershoot. Three years ago there both David and I got sunburns.

Damn I really cannot stand cults like the Global Warming Death Cult. Especially when said schemes lead to rivers getting polluted.

After residents of an Alabama subdivision observed a foul-smelling oily substance in a river that flows near their homes, retired petroleum worker and subdivision resident Mark Storey began searching for the source.

He discovered it was Alabama Biodiesel Corporation plant, the state’s first biodiesel refinery.

“I was really amazed that a plant like that would produce anything that could get into the river without taking the necessary precautions,” Storey says.

A laboratory analysis showed contaminants released by the plant were 450 times higher than permit levels typically allow.

Though the Alabama Department of Environmental Management told the company it needed an individual pollution discharge permit, the firm never applied for one, operating for more than a year without a permit — and without facing any penalties from state regulators who documented unpermitted discharges on two occasions.

The Alabama spills are mirrored at biofuel plants in the Midwest, leading many to wonder why an industry that promises bluer skies and clearer streams is actually polluting both.

I’m sure ALF/ELF will get right on burning that plant to the ground, right?

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RNS Quote of the Day: 04/02/08

Yikes!

You know you’re getting old when your 8 year old boy, in the course of cleaning out “his” part of the garage, comes to you with a cassette tape and asks “What is this thing?”

Kevin @ Brown Valley Kingdom

Shit, I’ve got some reel-to-reel that’ll truly confound the lad.

Like Joe in the second comment of this post, I’d have had to stop cleaning the garage and completely explain magnetic recordings, 8-Tracks as well, with possibly even having to explain how vinyl is pressed before I could let the little guy’s attention span wander. If for no reason other than because I haven’t done that in a while.

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Ta-Ta Indeed

This will be interesting to watch

Jaguar/Rover deal nets Ford $1.6 Billion

Ford is selling its storied Jaguar and Land Rover businesses to India’s Tata Motors in a deal that will net the U.S. automaker $1.7 billion — roughly a third of the price it paid for the two luxury brands.

The deal announced Wednesday will expand the Indian carmaker’s reach around the globe and give Jaguar and Land Rover sorely needed capital to update and expand their product lines.

I was really hoping that Chrysler would buy Rover and hand them off to work with the Jeep folks so as to make an ultimate off-road vehicle.

Alas, no.

But it will be interesting to see what the Zoroastrian-run, Hindu backed corporation will do with them both. I’m hoping, what with where the Hindis like to drive their Rovers, that they will continue to improve the vehicle’s capabilities.

Jaguar, with this new influx of cash, will hopefully go all the way and become India’s Daimler/Benz. I’m looking for a Maybach style cruiser in the next five years and full-on international racing division, in green, within seven.

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Fact Free Flying

From the opening paragraph of this story at the Politico

Prior to the Easter recess, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was forced to intervene with Defense Secretary Robert Gates in order to get Democratic Rep. Tammy Baldwin’s domestic partner on a military flight for a congressional fact-finding trip to Europe.

Disregard the “same sex” angle of this story. The Dems are simply using that part of the story to beat The Pentagon and the executive office over the head.

Instead, ask your selves how many other House members are taking their spouses to Europe, airfare free, and covering it with an excuse of it being a “Fact Finding Mission”?

What “Facts” are they missioning to “Find”? Does Parisian espresso taste better than it’s American counterpart?

Personally, I’d like to see if they came home with more luggage than they left with.

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