I declare the “War on Drugs” officially over!

Apparently, there aren’t any actual drug dealers to buy drugs from anymore

An undercover Iredell County Sheriff’s Office deputy recently purchased drugs from undercover Statesville police officers, raising questions about communications between the two agencies.

Statesville Police Chief Tom Anderson said undercover officers from his department were working a week-long case when they met with someone interested in selling a small amount of marijuana.

The undercover SPD officers met with the individual in the parking lot of a local store to make the deal, Anderson said.

But the officers became suspicious that the seller was, in fact, an undercover deputy, Anderson said.

SPD officers placed a call to Capt. David Ramsey, who heads the sheriff’s office narcotics unit, and were told the seller was not a deputy, Anderson said.

“At that point we proceeded like we normally do and placed him under arrest,” the chief said.

After the arrest, investigators from the sheriff’s office arrived and confirmed the seller was an undercover deputy and he was released, Anderson said.

You can’t write situations this funny.

OK, maybe you can, but you’d have to be high to think of it.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 07-22-09

A simple truth.

A rule we can rely on to be unfailingly applied is this: No matter how much the government controls the economic system, any problem will be blamed on whatever small zone of freedom that remains.

Sheldon Richman – The Madoff Scandal Exposes Government Failure

Sadly, this simple truth is becoming a constant. Every situation is classified as an emergency which calls for drastic measures in order to make sure it never happens again. When it does happen again, even more draconian measures are enacted.

Down the toilet bowl of history we go with the only question being are we still on a septic system where we’ll have to sit in the crap for a while before being naturally cleansed and reintroduced into the system or are we hooked up to the sewer line where we just get sent out for freefall and disintegration.

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What a novel idea!

The interim Honduran government has ordered all of Hugo Chavez’s agents to leave the country.

Honduras’ interim government ordered Venezuelan diplomats on Tuesday to leave the country as the international community threatened new sanctions on the Central American nation if negotiations fail to resolve the crisis.

Venezuelan Embassy charge d’affaires Ariel Vargas said he received a letter from the Honduran Foreign Ministry ordering his diplomats to leave in 72 hours.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been the most vociferous critic of what he calls the “gorilla” government that overthrew his ally Manuel Zelaya on June 28.

Thee are currently no plans on what to do if these provocateurs don’t’ unass the area, but I’m thinking arrest and civil disobedience charges would be a start.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could get the same thing passed here? If we did, however, we’d have to expel our own President and that could get messy.

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Condolences

I noticed that the Frank Frazetta Museum’s online website is shut down, and a quick search told me that Frank Frazetta’s wife Eleanor has passed away.

I spoke at some length with, if memory serves, Frank Frazetta Jr. some years ago when I ordered a signed copy of Cat Girl inscribed by Frank Sr. to my wife. We had a very pleasant series of conversations, and if the child is any reflection of the mother, Eleanor must have been a witty, polite, friendly and charming person.

I am sorry for the family’s loss. She was apparently instrumental in setting up the Frazetta Museum. I hope it will be able to reopen in her absence.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 07/21/09

So true. After all, there will always be liberals.

We’re not going to run out of stories until people stop believing stupid shit. And that’s never going to happen.

Adam Savage – Mythbuster

From this rather more interesting that you’d think video.