Category Archives: Kewel!

Professor Booty here at the Occidental Tush Center, also known as Winter Wonderland. Luckily for me, I have everything I need here at OTI and don’t need to drive. I pity the rest of the folks who will be attempting … Continue reading →

So Bush sent out his holiday greetings cards and actually called them that. Now he has all of the ‘Holier than Thou’ types saying that he has caved in to the Those Who Make The Baby Jesus Cry. The guy … Continue reading →

You see, the first time I tried Autoblogging, the video card in my laptop went T.U. The second time I tried it, our server crashed. That was back in Jan of 2004, when Nukevet Neal and our host at the … Continue reading →

Why howdy folks, Professor Booty here today. I’m just on my way to the airport, so you’ll excuse me if this is a quick post. I stopped by the Texas Undergraduate School of the Hedone for a quick lecture series … Continue reading →

Because I still can’t breathe fully and walking from one end of the house to the other might as well be mountaineering, today’s tunage is recovery oriented. The Black Crowes – Remedy And since I already sound as raspy as … Continue reading →

Hello everyone, Professor Booty here. I know I was supposed to be here yesterday, but you know how it goes on holiday weekends. Please excuse me while I get longwinded. A couple months ago I had to take a leave … Continue reading →

Professor Booty is on the run again. You see, they have dorms on the winery property so that the owner can keep an eye on the harvesting staff so as to keep his product line honest. It is all part … Continue reading →

Professor Booty here, with some quick reporting from my undisclosed location somewhere in Italy. Why Italy, you may ask; because I needed to pick up some very special wine for a Thanksgiving party I’m going to. But Professor, why not … Continue reading →

Tomorrow is National Ammo Day But you already knew this, right? Anyway, you know the drill: Buy a minimum of 100rnds of ammo and have a good time doing it. And if you’re up for a really good time, be … Continue reading →

Homemade Gyros and Henry’s Special Dark Lager for breakfast! Wifey surprised me when I came home from work this morning. Mmmm, tasty. Gyros remind me of a story that is one of those that should never be published on the … Continue reading →