Author Archives: Professor Booty

Danger Three Hours South

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

In the Mecca of eminent stupidity within a morning’s driving distance from me, the City of Portland, OR has pulled themselves out of the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force. Mayor Tom Potter is acting like a schoolyard bitch-boy because he, … Continue reading →

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted on May 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

What with today being Mother’s Day and all, I’d like to link to this list of ‘Momisms’ via Wendy’s Wacky World. Nearly all of them are true and those that are not exactly true have their origins based deeply in … Continue reading →

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You make the call: The hunt for a secretary

Posted on May 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

As we continue in the search for my next secretary, I would just like to inform you all that, judging from the emails I received yesterday in response from my call for help, Stephanie is currently in the lead. I … Continue reading →

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Falling Down on the Job

Posted on May 7, 2005 by Professor Booty

Hello everyone, Professor Booty here. I must sincerely apologize for not fulfilling my obligations last weekend. I had promised the Kid that I would fill in for him if he were to be offline while going to that Bumpershoot thingiemabob … Continue reading →

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Apparently

Posted on May 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

I don’t have enough left wing readers. Otherwise, I’d figure they would know better than to promote shit like this. (for those with bad eyes, it says “Save America, Kill Republicans”) You see, I figure that if I had more … Continue reading →

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Got It!

Posted on May 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

I saw one of these during my last trip to the range before heading off to the Boomershoot. Now that I’m home I went hunting and found it. I’m sure this sticker will make me very popular in the Fremont … Continue reading →

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Is it Saturday yet?

Posted on May 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

After last night’s bruising at work I just cannot find it in me to get agitated over much of anything. I even stopped by the Klueless Kos Klan, only to find that I would grunt in disgust and move on … Continue reading →

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Boomershoot AAR: Tool De-Briefing

Posted on May 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

I re-read my AAR from yesterday and realized that I didn’t even mention a word about the projectile throwers I took or how well they worked. Starting with the Remington 700; it did very well. After getting my zeros down, … Continue reading →

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Boomershoot After Action Report

Posted on May 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

OK, everything seems to be back to normal now, so here we go with the tale: Well, to start out with, all of the pics in this post get larger when you click on them. Next, I’ll talk briefly about … Continue reading →

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Howdy All!

Posted on May 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

I’m back, safe and sound and in one slightly crispy piece. Sorry for the lack of posting over the duration of my trip. Here’s the scoop: first off, Trib’s Place, the B&B I told y’all I’d be staying at while … Continue reading →

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