Author Archives: Professor Booty

We all knew it would come to this

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

When the idea that there was such a thing as a “Hate Crimeâ€? became law. Faked hate crimes are happening regularly enough that La Shawn Barber is going to be tracking faked hate crimes at her corner’s FakeHate.com. Oliver Willis … Continue reading →

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Double Digits

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Chad of Dogtulosba Inc. combines his 10th jump with some forestry. Congrats man. Sorry to hear about the hardwood, but it had to happen sometime.

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I’m not even a Texan

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

And this pisses me off. The Alamo a Symbol of Slavery? A claim on the children’s cable TV outlet Nickelodeon that the 1836 Battle of the Alamo was fought so ‘white farmers could keep their slaves’ has sparked controversy and … Continue reading →

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Boomershoot News

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

For the RNS readers who are in the Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia/Everett area, NBC affiliate KING 5 will be airing footage and interviews taken by their producer/reporter Kim Griffis and photojournalist/editor Mark Morache on the primetime show, Evening Magazine tomorrow night at 1900. … Continue reading →

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Nailed another one

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

No, not a terrorist. Unless you’re a school administrator. Rock Hill student charged after bringing nails to school May 7, 2005 – An 11-year-old boy was arrested this week for carrying ten nails in his pocket at a Rock Hill … Continue reading →

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This Stinks to High Heaven

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Sometimes you need to wonder about the Euros sense of priority. Stealth Tax Heaped on Horse Manure The horse industry is about to be hit by a new stealth tax – on manure, a business pressure group warned today. New … Continue reading →

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Another Disappointment

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

You’ll have to excuse me, I’m still getting caught up on reading my blogroll so I apologize if I’m late with this one. It seems as though Fidel is going to get another bunch of admirers down to the country … Continue reading →

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All She Wanted

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

The Mother of All Things Analog has been doing very well in keeping with her diet and exercise program for the past few months, but when she saw this at the store, she knew what she wanted for Mother’s Day. … Continue reading →

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The WaPo did what!?!

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

They actually published this Letter to the Editor Saturday, May 7, 2005; Page A15 On reading your May 1 editorial “The Shoot-First State,” I am struck with a sense of deja vu. It seems to me that The Post ran … Continue reading →

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Effective Use of Memory

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

Joe Huffman reposted this editorial by Jospeh P. Tartaro from after the mid-term elections of 1994 Rep. Charles Schumer (D-NY), Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) and Sen. John Chafee (R-RI) made their big anti-gun push after Terry and Florio lost. They … Continue reading →

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