Author Archives: Professor Booty

The Decision has been made

Posted on May 14, 2005 by Professor Booty

I would like to thank all those who put their vote into the search for my new secretary. I am deeply appreciative as I have been too busy to do all the deciding by myself. It looks as if you … Continue reading →

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Now that is what I call service!

Posted on May 13, 2005 by Professor Booty

Boomershoot videographer, Jason, has captured the KING 5 Evening Magazine broadcast of the Boomershoot and is already featuring it at his site RecreationalExplosives.Org along with a number of other very cool vids. Joe also has the transcript of the video … Continue reading →

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Life in the trash hauling biz in Seattle

Posted on May 13, 2005 by Professor Booty

Things haven’t been good this week. Please excuse me if I ramble a bit. Wednesday at the major recycling/recovery plant in town, a 55 year old male who had worked for the company for 32 years was killed when a … Continue reading →

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Security Not Provided By Smith & Wesson

Posted on May 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

Although, I’m thinking that the criminal would have preferred that it was. Car Thief Picked The Wrong Car To Steal The Pierce County Sheriff’s Office says the owner of a Camaro and his roommate put a would-be car thief in … Continue reading →

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The Gallows for Galloway

Posted on May 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

But hanging is too good for him. Galloway was given Iraq oil allocations, says Senate report Actually, I’d settle for dropping him off in Mosul and see what the Iraqis do to him.

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You might want to bring tissue

Posted on May 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

Kevin at The Smallest Minority has a tale that is a real tear jerker. Did You Ever See Moscow on the Hudson?. The scene where Robin Williams’ expatriate Russian character goes to a New York grocery store for the very … Continue reading →

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The Delusional Underground

Posted on May 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

If you didn’t see this poll from the DUMB at LGF yesterday, go take a look now. (Throwable Object Removal Alert is in full effect)

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A couple of quick reminders

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

First up, if you live in the western Washington area and can get to a television and then an ISP this evening at 1900, please email me as to how the Evening Magazine segment on Boomershoot went. Or use this … Continue reading →

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More Boomershoot Pics

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

My Boomershooting partner, David (now an official RNS contributor), has sent me pics he took at Boomershoot. All pics supersize. Here is Boomershoot instructor Virgil, attempting to hit boomers at 380 yards with the Baron du Toit’s Swedish Mauser, Pricess … Continue reading →

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In a sign of the coming apocalypse

Posted on May 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Yoko Ono addressed the UN on the subject of nuclear proliferation. I am so shocked into disbelief that all I can do is agree with DANE: “How serious can the UN be about anything if they let Yoko speak on … Continue reading →

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