Author Archives: Professor Booty

RNS Quote of the Day — Metallica Reads Ben Franklin!

Posted on December 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

I observed on one of the drums belonging to the Marines… that there was painted a rattlesnake, with this modest motto under it, ‘Don’t tread on me.’ It occurred to me that the rattlesnake, being found in no other quarter … Continue reading →

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The Trial of Saddam

Posted on December 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

Even if its editorial policies did a 180, the New York Times would have a hard time erasing its image as a left-wing mouthpiece with bureau chiefs who look like this: That’s John Burns, Baghdad Bureau Chief for the Times, … Continue reading →

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Illegal Labor Pool Drying Up

Posted on December 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

The front page of my local paper (the Tri-Valley Herald, which covers the valleys in the East San Francisco Bay Area) had this article this morning. Seems that the recent stepped-up border enforcement efforts may be having an effect. (Jayson … Continue reading →

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The Prophecy Is True

Posted on December 2, 2005 by Professor Booty

From The Corner: The Black Squirrel has risen in the East and claimed the flesh of Dog. The war shall be joined. It is time for Man to return in kind the loyalty we have shown him. What side the … Continue reading →

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Ultimate SHTF Vehicle

Posted on November 29, 2005 by Professor Booty

This truck is based on a Ford F-550 chassis, armored all over, with a spare generator so you don’t have to idle the engine to run a/c, and reportedly battle-tested, having withstood an IED recently without loss of life or … Continue reading →

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The Acidman’s Back

Posted on November 29, 2005 by Professor Booty

Rob of Gut Rumbles blog is back from rehab, having removed the alcohol monkey from his back. Congratulations, Rob!

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Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone

Posted on November 24, 2005 by Professor Booty

You shouldn’t really be here today, but since you are, I’ll give you something to process through your synapses. To start, I am thankful for the Analog Wife, who puts up with me occasionally yelling at this here 21st century … Continue reading →

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Don’t mind our dust

Posted on November 23, 2005 by Professor Booty

This post will stay at the top for this week. Please scroll down for new posts. There will be some changes happening here at RNS during the next week or so. I am fully aware that the TypeKey comment program … Continue reading →

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The Leader of the Pack

Posted on November 23, 2005 by Professor Booty

Local Seattle area blogger and hypocrite, Goldy of RonSimsAss.Org, who believes that election corruption is a good thing, so long as A) It is only just a little bit of corruption, and B) Said elections office is run by Democrats, … Continue reading →

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How Mao?

Posted on November 23, 2005 by Professor Booty

In India, the schools are being threatened to use a certain set of text books. But not by the usual set from the so-called ‘Religion of Peace’, The Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist) has sent letters to primary school teachers … Continue reading →

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