And, uh, it went straight to DVD in November of last year. It’s available via Comcast’s On Demand right now; that’s how I found out it exists. And, uh, it has nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez and it, er, stars Antonio Sabato Jr. as John Carter, and …
…Traci Lords…
as the Princess.
Oh my.
Don’t think I’ll be renting that one.
Believe you me: it was not worth your time.
This one might be, though: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401729/ Gambit as John Carter seems like a good thing to me.
Traci Lords! OMG!