And I, Professor Booty bring them to you.
I would first like to thank all of you who voted. I had no idea that the Kid had so many readers who were fans of fanny like myself. Many thanks to you all.
So, I guess without further ado I am happy to introduce to you all the winner of choice and my new secretary….
Stephanie!
I brought her in on Thursday to begin her orientation and get photographed for her security badge. This is that photo. She mistook the term “Security Badge” for needing to look tough ‘for security reasons’. Silly girl!
She seems very happy to be working at the university. Although over the weekend, I found out that the carpet does not quite match the drapes. But I’m sure I’ll get over that.
See you all later and thanks once again for your assistance.