I Have a Dream!

Posted on November 13, 2005 by Professor Booty

To one day have a reloading room like this one

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This guy has the ultimate set up for shooting, period. Something I hope to achieve in the next decade or so.

“I keep six Dillon 550 presses setup with at least one each for small rifle primer, large rifle, small pistol, and large pistol. Also keep three Dillon 650 presses setup for large pistol, large rifle, and small rifle. Keep one 1050 setup for large pistol. Keep three RCBS Ammomasters setup for 50 BMG, 500 Nitro Express, and other African-size quasi-progressive loading. Keep Lee turret, Redding turret, Bonanza CO-AX, and RCBS Rockchucker presses setup too.�

“I can shoot from indoor bench through sound-deadening room, across seven chronographs simultaneously, out to targets as far as a thousand yards. Targets include paper and resetting steel.�

Please excuse me for a moment while I shed a tear of joy for this guy.

Found at The View From North Central Idaho via Ry at Mindless Bit Spew

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Force of Arms

Posted on November 13, 2005 by Alaska

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Well, the Kid didn’t answer me about needing a hand for security and I don’t know if that means he needs it or not. Maybe he needs armed protection?

So Kid, I have rounded up contact info for my Hong Kong security detail lead, Ling Tang, if you want it.

Ms. Ling’s services have always proven effective and above par. She has always come for me whenever I have asked her to do so.

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T Minus 7

Posted on November 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

Days left until National Ammo Day

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Make your plans early so that you don’t get there too late and they’re all out and you’re stuck with no ammo on Ammo Day!

And don’t forget to stop by the Carnival of Cordite today. Gullyborg has his always excellent list of gunny goodness this week in Issue #38

Me, I’m off to be to catch up on the sleep I lost during the workweek. I take 40 hours of paid vacation and get to work 70+ hours on the week I return. I should do this more often!

OK, no, I shouldn’t. I’m beat folks. Stick a fork in me.

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I put the duct tape across his mouth

Posted on November 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

And then rip it off really fast to show him that I think he’s an idiot

Well, earlier this week, Pat Robertson said something stupid, as Pat Robertson is wont to do. Something about the city of Dover rejecting G*d and not needing to worry about giving him a jingle if The Big Smitedown happens, or some such nonsense.

I always thought that the Christian G*d was a forgiving deity, ready to help the helpless and asking nothing in return, but I could be wrong. I’m no bible scholar, but that was just the vibe I got about the peeping tom in the clouds.

And of course, the left is going nuts about how ‘Robertson has a hotline into the oval office’ and yada, yada, yada.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, why is it that the left goes and says stupid shit shortly after Robertson does?

Also, when I would hear this story on the top of the hour news on the radio, I kept being told that Robertson was “a former Republican Presidential candidate�. Even Fox News felt the need to remind me of that embarrassment.

So, I guess that the next time I hear of Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton doing or saying something ignorant, I will hear that they are former Democrat Presidential candidates, right?

Yeah, I know; dream on, kid.
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An Offer The Kid Can’t Refuse.

Posted on November 12, 2005 by Alaska

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Well now, it seems that The Kid has pissed someone off.

Being a Professor in Keisterology for the past couple decades, I’ve had to deal with angry people in my past as well. They’re usually boyfriends, husbands, brothers, etc. not just some random freak.

So Kid, if you feel you’ll need it, I can offer you some protection in the form of my bodyguards that keep me safe from the previously mentioned group of people.

You remember the butt-naked Ninja from a while back, she’s available and even still in the country.

Or, if subtle isn’t your preferred method, AK, I can get ahold of my kickboxing lady friend.

Let me know what you need and I’ll see who else I can round up tomorrow.

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Boots-on-the-ground-view Sitrep

Posted on November 12, 2005 by Alaska

Mr. Completely links to a Marine’s very complete and informative rundown of what’s going on Over There.

Update: also posted, in handy Word format (it’s a long report) by Rivrdog.

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Hollywood’s ‘Jarhead’ a Viciously Dishonest Lie

Posted on November 11, 2005 by Alaska

Some folks on this Veterans’ Day holiday may feel that it’s in line with the sentiments of the day to see this movie. It appears they would be mistaken.

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WTF?

Posted on November 11, 2005 by Alaska

I’m not quite sure what to make of this proposal by Senator Clinton to create a national tracking system for flu shots given by county health departments “from the factory all the way to a patient’s arm.”
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In Gratitude

Posted on November 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

As a thank you to all the veterans of the United States of America, I give you the music of our excellent armed forces as your Sounboard post for this week.

USMC

ARMY

NAVY

AIR FORCE

COAST GUARD

And for those who gave their all

TAPS

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. You are not forgotten here.

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The Biggest Laugh I’ve Had

Posted on November 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

In a long time.

So I’m writing some emails last night on my break at work and as I pop back into my inbox I find a message from someone writing under the name “F. Randy Olsen�.

Here is his message,

Your ass is mine.

I have a pretty good line on you and when we meet, I will give you a whole new reason not to insult people with large friends. Start hiding now, you little prick.

Being a right wing blogger, especially one who doesn’t apologize for what he says, I’ve gotten my fair share of crap like this in my email box.

But this one is hilarious.

First off, I don’t know why he wants my ass. Other than maybe my feet, I would think that my ass would be one of the last parts of me someone would want.

Then, after telling me he ‘has a good line on me’ he lets me know that he is either a coward who has to rely on his ‘large friends’ to fight his battles or that he is a big dumb oaf who has let himself get talked into attempting to kick my ass for some other coward.

Either way, it doesn’t matter to me. I don’t think he really has that ‘good of a line on me’ or he would know that I can look across the roofline of an F-150 in my stocking feet and am willing to take on all comers.

I am also left to wonder what this “Whole New Reason� is going to be? It should be quite obvious to Randy that I never had an old one. So I guess it’ll be like Christmas then! Kool!

So bring it on, Randy. I’ve got the skills to give you doctor bills.

UPDATE: Well, it seems that Randy is also a homophobe!

You can check the comments to David’s post on USMC General Pace’s NewsHour interview to see what Randy has to say. He signed in as ‘FR olsen’, but rest assured, it is Randy.

Rivrdog has already had some fun with him, why don’t you all give it your best shot when you get a chance.

BTW Randy, just where did you want to meet? Or is this going to be a surprise Christmas present?

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