We Couldn’t Wait

Since the eggs were out by noon on Saturday, the students at the Occidental Tush Institute decided that even if the staff wasn’t going to let them, they were going egg hunting.

So, of course, I had to make sure that no one injured their back from carrying all those eggs. I brought my camera just in case there was an incident and photos were needed for insurance purposes.

Ms. Keiko got and early start down by the walking trail.

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All the while, Ms. Stephanie was hunting the back forty.

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The stockings were in case she wandered into a patch of nettles, you see.

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Dissention in the Ranks

I’ll explain the title of this post in a minute. But before that, I’d like to cover some stuff from my post from yesterday.

First off, the picket line rules are now up in the air. The two minute rule was decided on six years ago when the last strike was almost called and it could change.

Second, to address one comment and a couple emails, I am not allowed to bring firearms onto the premises. Ever. Period. I’ve gone through a couple bosses here; the first one, a retired Marine Captain, said it was OK, and the guy after him, a good ‘ol boy from Tennesse, was OK with it as well. But this third guy, and the one who has lasted the longest so far, is a gun bigot. So, axe handles and lockback knifes are all I’m allowed. Well, not really allowed, but they haven’t said ‘No’ yet. But I’m not worried. I’ll have a 6500lb weapon with me named Grimm that I don’t have to get out of unless I want to get flashy with some Hickory.

Next, to answer a couple other emails, the union employees are making somewhere between $45K and $80K a year, and those are net figures, not gross, depending on how long they’ve worked under the union contract. The newer guys are making somewhere between the high-teens to the mid-twenty-something dollars an hour and the guys who have been here for ten-plus years are making over $30-something an hour. That is before overtime hours, of which there is no shortage available.

And now onto the title of this post…..

The vote on Sunday is going to be a very crucial one. There are 600 Teamster employees involved under the various contracts being negotiated and some of them are itching for some time off.

From multiple sources, I hear that a number of them are demanding that the union get them their medical coverage at ZERO out of paycheck cost. The union has already told them that they won’t ask for that and these rabble rousers have replied that they will vote to strike.

With having the vote on Easter Sunday, the total turnout is expected to be smaller than usual. And we all know what happens during off-year elections when the turnout is small; those with an agenda show up to vote and their votes are disproportionally amplified.

If the guys who think that giving the negotiators another week or so don’t show up and those demaning things that even the union says they can’t have show up with their numbers, the vote will be to strike. The vast majority of those guys are from the other hauling company involved and the guys working for my employer know that their votes will be loud, so everyone I’ve talked to is saying they’ll show for the vote, but we’ll have to wait and see.

I’ve got a couple of the guys saying they’ll call me as soon as they hear anything, so hopefully I won’t wait to hear from my manager about whether or not I’m working Monday.

My employer has also heard of the rude boy’s demands and, in addition to the unarmed security, large floodlights showed up in the parking lot yesterday afternoon, as well as 8ft chain link fencing for the one ungated driveway and to make a doubly secure parking area for the non-union employees. We have also already seen upwards towards thirty guys from out of town who will be driving the trucks on Monday if the vote is to strike and there will be four times many that by Wednesday. But on the other side, I still haven’t gotten my new ‘Strike Use Security Badge’ yet, and neither have any of my co-workers in the office.

Apparently, the guys providing security are the only company my empoyer uses on a nationwide basis. They’ve flown some of the security guys in from as far away as West Virginia so as to have some people with ‘Strike Experience’ at hand and they’re filling in the rest with locals. All in all, the security folks seem nice enough. I’ve seen inside a couple of their vehicles and they have some of the best equipment this side of Blackwater (vests, helmets, boots, pads, etc), minus the firearms, of course. If the strike happens, it’ll be weird to see these guys on patrol.

More when I hear anything new. Probably Sunday afternoon.

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Dressed for Hunting

What with it being the Easter holiday weekend, I spent this week talking to the ladies in my class about my favorite part of the whole thing: The Easter Egg Hunt.

Well, not actually participating in it, more so the watching of the OTI students hunting for the eggs. If you can’t figure out why, maybe this will help.

I had them hold an impromptu fashion show of their favorite Easter clothing after telling them about my fondness for watching the hunt, and I think most, if not all of them got the message.

For instance, my top placing student in the show was Ms. Estelle

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And the student who came in a very close runner up position, Ms. Gabriel

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Yes, I think the hunt will go very nicely tomorrow!

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I’ll believe it when I see it

Via Captain Ed

Report: Hamas to recognize Israel

According to a Thursday report on Al-Jazeera, the Hamas government will recognize Israel if Israel withdraws to the 1967 borders. Hamas officials close to Palestinian Authority Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh expect Haniyeh to announce the change in the organization’s platform in the next few days, Army Radio reported.

Like the title says, I’ll believe it when I see it. At least one year of no attacks, anywhere, before this even gets thought about.

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Monkey Business

It’s Friday and this is the day the new trash haulers contract is supposed to be complete.

Trouble is, it’s not.

Private security guards of the unarmed variety started shifts in our yard last night, and the drivers didn’t take kindly to that. I’ve been hearing rumors of some monkeying around, and it is probably better for both sides that they’re here; both to act as a deterrent and possibly as witnesses.

The union will be presenting their case to the drivers and then letting the drivers vote on whether or not to strike this weekend. On Easter Sunday in the mid afternoon.

The unions are always flapping their lips about how a person’s job shouldn’t come between them and their family, and then they schedule a vote on the biggest religious holiday in Spring. I guess if they ask for another two week extension, they’ll have the next vote on MayDay?

Generally, both sides are talking optimistically to the media, but there are a few tensions over one issue: Healthcare benefits

As a non-union employee, I pay $70 a month for my medical, dental and vision plans. The union employees pay somewhere between $225 and $300, depending on their chosen plan and dependents.

While it may sound like a raw deal for them, there is a reason why there is such a disparity: I’m usually in the scalehouse, the office or the yard. If I’m on the clock and not there, I’m at another of my company’s sites or surveying one of our customer’s worksites.

The drivers, on the other hand, are in and out of their trucks and on the road every day, all day. If you look at a list of the Top 10 most dangerous jobs in the USA, truck drivers are at #10. But driving a trash truck isn’t just driving. They’re hopping out of the truck at least a few dozen times each day, sometimes into traffic, which puts them into the #5 most dangerous job as well. If they’re at a construction site, they run the same dangers that those guys face, which puts them into the #9 spot. The truck itself is also considered heavy equipment because of the hydraulic rams and lifts positioned around the thing, which puts them just outside the Top 10, at #12 or #13 most dangerous jobs.

On average, the trash industry loses a person every two weeks, either killing or severely disabling them. At my workplace, we have multiple walls showing the results of on the job accidents from around the country that have ended up killing or crippling the driver. I’ve got horror stories of things I’ve seen in accidents involving trash trucks that might just curl your toes.

The job itself, even without the accidents, is debilitating. Off the top of my head I can name three guys who are on L&I right now, two for their knees and one for his shoulder. There are at least a half dozen others whom I don’t work with closely that are also on L&I.

The job is highly repetative and the objects being moved around are quite heavy. Picking up trash isn’t for the light of frame. This is going to sound horrible, but we have had almost no women who can do this job for more than a couple months.

That is why there are new trucks coming out with grab and lift arms and other body saving equipment that will probably make this job a lot less strenuous than it currently is, and we are starting to upgrade or swap out our fleet for those new machines.

That is also why the driver’s health insurance cost so much more.

In the six-plus years I’ve been here, I’ve used my insurance exactly once: when I got pnuemonia last December. Other than that, I think doctor’s offices and hospitals smell like death and I stay away.

But I can guarantee you that even an unmarried driver with no dependents has to go to the doctor at least once, if not twice a year, for some type of injury.

They put a higher demand on the health insurance carrier, so the carrier charges my employer more for their health insurance, and my employer, rightfully so, has them pay their ‘fair share’ of it.

But unions only like to talk about ‘fair shares’, they don’t like paying them. The drivers want management to sing praises to them every morning, but management just wants to hum a few bars once a week, so the happy medium will involve a great deal of compromise.

It’s been over a month and while most of the compromises have taken place, this one is getting sticky.

There has also been some monkeying around inside the facility during operating hours. If’n you want to read about some of that, head below the fold.

Continue reading →

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I’m sure

That I have at least a couple of local libs who stop by here to see what I’m up to now and then. And I’m sure that they think I’m some sort of wackjob survivalist because I make plans for what to do in case hard times come to my area.

I certainly hope that they’re ignoring this news

U.S., Canada crack human smuggling ring, indict 14

U.S. and Canadian officials announced Wednesday that they have broken up a human-smuggling ring that charged up to $35,000 per person to illegally funnel dozens of Pakistani and Indian nationals from British Columbia into Washington state.

During a news conference near the Peace Arch at the border crossing in Blaine, the officials said 14 men from Washington state and Canada have been indicted by a federal grand jury in Seattle for their alleged involvement in the vast smuggling network. Twelve of the 14 men are in custody and the two others are still being sought, officials said.

If they pay too much attention to this story, it might just make them have to make plans as well.

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Speaking of making plans, I was going to post this yesterday, but I lost one of the links I wanted. I still haven’t found it, but I’m gonna post it anyway.

As I mentioned on Tuesday, Grimm only has a 250 mile range right now because of his pitiful 19 gallon fuel tank. But it seems that someone took notice of folks like myself who complained about that and built a 38 gallon replacement tank.

500 miles. That’ll almost get me to Missoula

Oh, and what is this? I can buy a second tank from them and put it in myself, adding almost 300 miles to my travel range?

Sign me up.

There is another company that makes a hideaway tank that fits on the passenger side of the bed, in front of the rear wheel (that is the link I lost). It’ll add another 20 gallons. Good golly, I might be able to make it from Seattle to Billings.

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The Soundboard: Bocephus Speaks

One of the conditions put upon the purchase of Grimm by the Analog Wife was that I had to post this Hank Williams Jr. tune. Not that I mind, I just think her reasons are a bit silly.

So here we go, in order of appearance in the song: Remington, Remington, Ford and Springfield.

BTW, since some folks have been having trouble with the mp3’s as of late, I’ve try this one in .wav format. Enjoy.

Country Boy – Hank Williams Jr.

On a side note, the wife wokred her way through the University of Montana. For a year or so, she worked at the Missoula K-Mart. During her tenure there was when Hank Jr. had to be escorted out of the store.

You see, he had just come back from Tennessee to his place outside of Missoula and after a day of doing whatever Hank Jr. wanted to do, he stopped into the K-Mart to buy a case of beer, as he did on a regular basis. Unfortunately for him, earlier that year the K-Mart decided they would no longer handle alcoholic beverages of any kind.

So in walks Hank Williams Jr., he goes to where the beer aisle used to be only to find no beer. He gets a manager and asks where they’ve moved the beer to and when the manager tells him they don’t carry any beer any more, not even his favorite animal beer, he starts yelling and cussing. After they calm him down a bit, they ask him to please leave, which he does, with three or four K-Mart employees behind him.

I understand, Bocephus. You’d think that the K-Mart in the town where you had paid for a new wing on the hospital would have the sense to keep your Schmidt in stock. Damn yuppies moving into Missoula.

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Maybe she spoke poorly?

Lynne Varner, of the Seattle Times, wrote a piece for yesterday’s paper on the subject of the pro-illegal immigration rallies.

While it isn’t a bad piece of the usual tripe that gets printed on that particular fish wrapper, I think she might want to make a little better selection for her opening lines

She chose this: “The sleeping giant is awake, and boy, is he angry.”

Well, Ms. Varner, you might not want to say that. Especially with the information to be gleaned from this information from a Zogby poll:

A Zogby survey of nearly 8,000 people shows coast-to-coast protests against immigration proposals in Congress – particularly to make it a federal felony to be an illegal worker in the U.S. – have not persuaded a majority of likely American voters.

Asked whether the protests have made likely voters more or less sympathetic toward undocumented workers, 61 percent said they’re less likely to be sympathetic to the plight of illegals as a result of the protests, while only 32 percent of respondents said they’re now more sympathetic. Younger respondents to the poll were more likely to be sympathetic than were older participants. And while 56 percent of Democrats said the protests made them feel more sympathy for unlawful workers, just 6 percent of Republicans felt that way.

Geez, no wonder the press has been using tightly cropped shots of the protests. Can’t let actual Americans see thos Mexican flags.

Because it pisses us off.

But you want to know what pisses us off more, limpwristed immigration proposals,

Asked specifically whether Bush or Congress is trusted more to properly handle the immigration issue, 50 percent said they don’t think it’s likely either branch of government will get the job done properly. Another 22 percent said they trust Congress more, while 17 percent said they think Bush is more likely to come up with the right answer. There was some difference depending on the age of the respondents – those over age 65 said they trusted Bush more, while those under age 30 said they put more trust in Congress.

Likely voters said their biggest concern about illegal immigration is the burden it places on government social services at all levels. While 27 percent said the increased burden was their top concern, another 22 percent said they hold a companion worry – that illegals will trigger an increase in the cost of government services.

Oww, that’s gotta hurt!

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How could I have guessed?

About a month ago I posted about Medicare paying for sex change operations here in Washington State.

Then, in this post, I hypothosized about how it was some depressed dude who hated his penis and got some doctor to approve the whacking of his tallly and got the government to pay for it.

Well, other than it being a woman hating not having a penis, I was right.

For more than two decades, Andy had collected monthly disability checks and food stamps. Taxpayers picked up his medical bills, too, including the cost of more than half a dozen stays in mental hospitals.

But Andy has a job now and says his life is finally under control. He says he received his last disability check this month.

What’s changed?

Andy used to be Ava. A woman. Tormented since childhood with what doctors later diagnosed as gender-identity disorder, Andy six years ago won a legal settlement that required the state to pay for him to undergo a sex change.

In all, Medicaid paid about $84,000 over three years for nearly 20 surgeries to complete Ava’s conversion to Andy.

“I’m finally being allowed to live my life and contribute to society,” said Andy, who is approaching 50, “instead of having to hole up in a corner someplace and eat drugs and be taken care of all my life.”

Dude (can I now call this person ‘dude’?), you’re 50 and it is not even real. What the hell are you going to use the damn thing for? Take the hormones and go buy a strap-on for $20 and leave my tax dollars the hell out of it!

You know what, I’m depressed that I can’t afford a Dodge Viper. Everyday when I go out to my driveway and I don’t see it, a black one with the chrome wheel package, I get all in a funk and I could probably use some meds.

They spent $84K to give a 50 year old woman a non-functioning pecker. I’ll take $70K for a running Viper and you’ll never hear from me again!

After you’re done slapping the shit out of the next Democrat who tells you people don’t feel entitled to anything from the government after getting free services from them for years, bring this story up.

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Politics at work

So I’m completing my daily tasks at work and the truckband radio comes on, being keyed up by one of the drivers. The noise coming out of the speaker is that of the top of the hour Fox radio news.

It contains a soundbite from one of the pro-illegal immigration marches yesterday. The person speaking in the soundbite is making a speech at one of the rallies (I don’t know which one) and he is saying “We do your landscaping. We build your homes. We care for your children.”

The driver, and I know who this guy is, says “We steal your cars. We rob your stores”

Good party line voting, union supporting Democrat, ain’t he? If you knew him, that’s what you’d say. Of course, if a Democrat heard him say that, they’d accuse him of being a Republican.

Not wanting miss out on the action, a non-union supporting, a libertarian/Republican driver key’s up his mic and blares the next section of the news report on how close April 15th, Buy a Gun Day, oops, I mean the Tax Return Filing Deadline, is. The voice on the radio is some tax guy talking about how this year, all of the money you earned in something like the first four months plus the first twelve days of the fifth month equals how much of your income, on average, goes to the government before you get to keep any to use for housing, food or transportation.

The libertarian driver makes a verbal note about how Washington State is actually higher than the average and that states run by Republicans average lower. He adds “Ain’t government great!?!” at the end.

So myself, being the jovial guy I am, mic up and add that if you forget to pay the government, they will come to your house and show you all of the great firearms they used your tax dollars to buy.

I closed with this “Oh, and you are not allowed to own firearms like the ones the government has, because the government says that you’re not smart enough to use them wisely. So keep voting Democrat, because they they know what is good for you”

While the drivers do vote solidly down the (D) column, mostly because the union spends big bucks to advertise for the (D) politicians and against the (R) and (L) candidates, I don’t know a single gun bigot among the lot of them. In fact, a number of them beg for my used Shotgun News magazines when I’m done with them.

Yeah, I’m being trivial, but it was fun and it kept the radio quiet until I left.

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