The Dumbest (and Smartest) Thing I’ve Read All Day: 10/16

There is still much ink being printed about the self-defense shooting by a law abiding citizen in downtown Seattle’s Westlake Center. My previous posts on it are here and here , and Joe Huffman blogged it here .

Today however, I want to show you the “Letters to the Editor” section of Friday’s Seattle Times, where two Seattlites with and extraordinary lack of intellect got their emotional ejaculations put on display to the public.

First, we have Brian Templeton of Des Moines (scroll down a bit), who decided that the use of a firearm in self-defense was a good enough reason to revisit the topic school shootings.

Another predictable round of American gun owners murdering school kids, and we’re told schools will check their safety measures. So, there will be more ludicrous badges dangling from teachers’ necks, and all visitors with at least a hundred rounds of ammo will be asked politely to check in at the main office before they start killing people.

Wonderfully well-meaning as these ideas are, I just don’t think they’re gonna stop any red-blooded American gun owner with a gun in hand and murder in mind. So, I humbly propose a different idea: Get rid of the guns.

Can’t be done? As a matter of fact, it has been done, in a modern, urban, industrial society. While school shootings are so common as to be barely newsworthy in this country, they never happen in Japan.

I can only surmise that he decided that, because he couldn’t stay on topic, he was to be as truthless and vulgar as possible. Of course, when people know so little about the history of Japan’s feudal system and the US victory in WWII as people do nowadays, it is easy to believe that the general population of Japan ever had access to firearms.

Then, right at the top of the Letters page, we have Brian L. Grant, MD, of Seattle. His MD is in psychiatry which, after what he wrote, makes me wonder exactly what else he is willing to put up with?

It is not a surprise that the first letter published in “Escalating violence” on the recent shooting at Westlake Center was by a gun advocate neatly seeing this tragedy as an example of appropriate use of firearms and the value to society of citizens being armed.

What we know from media accounts is that the deceased had a history of mental illness and violent behavior and was assaulting an armed homeless man in broad daylight on a crowded downtown square. While under attack, the shooter was able to retrieve his weapon and fire.

Had [the shooter] not been armed, would he have been seriously hurt, or would he have focused on defending himself short of using deadly force, or even using his free arm to gain some distance from his assailant? And were any of the many bystanders prepared to intervene or in the process of intervening before the shooter made his fateful decision?

The first rule of self-defense is prudence and escape when it is an option. Unfortunately, there are those among us who, due to poor judgment, mental illness or substance abuse may be physically violent. Most fights in the absence of a weapon are not fatal.

The true victim was the mentally ill man who had a death sentence meted out by his executioner.

Are we as a society more secure knowing that armed citizens making snap judgments are our first defense against physical violence rather than a last option?

Is he really suggesting that the mentally deranged violent lunatic who chose to attack a completely unknown and innocent passerby would have let up after only hitting the man who had to shoot him a few times? Has Dr. Grant forgotten that the attacker actually told the man he was going to kill him?

If so, would Dr. Grant be willing to endure broken bones and blood loss from thousands of law-abiding, gun-owning private citizens from an attack of this nature in exchange for the loss of their human rights to self-defense?

After reading what he wrote, I am sure he would be, so long as he wasn’t the one being attacked.

The same conclusion was reached by Rod Xuereb, MD of Bellevue in today’s Letters to the Editor

Dr. Brian L. Grant suggests people shouldn’t be armed to defend themselves against attack because “most fights in the absence of weapons are not fatal”.

While this may be a true statement, I’m curious which nonfatal injuries he would have his family endure for the sake of a mentally ill person or drug-crazed lunatic? Would a smashed face from a fist requiring multiple surgeries suffice?

Possibly a head injury or ruptured spleen from a good kick would be enough.

As a physician, I too have seen the direct consequences of street fights without weapons. You don’t need a gun or knife to inflict death or grievous, life-long harm to another person. What is your limit?

Dr. Xuereb’s speciality is in Anesthesiology, a profession where lives do, absolutely, hang in the balance. Unlike Dr. Grant’s speciality which is as close to hard science as a cheeseburger.

And Dr. Xuereb gets today’s award for “The Smartest Thing I’ve Read All Day”.

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RNS Quote of the Day

On every question of the construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adpoted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debatesand instead of trying to find what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed.

Thomas Jefferson’s letter to William Johnson – June 12th, 1823 – “The Complete Jefferson” pg. 322

Do not separate text from historical background. If you do, you will have perverted and subverted the Constitution, which can only end in a distorted, bastardized form of illegitimate government.

James Madison

The Constitution is a written instrument. As such, its meaning does not alter. That which it meant when it was adopted, it means now.

South Carolina vs. US 199 US 437, 448 (1905)

Two of the Founding Fathers, one of whom was the author of the Declaration of Independance, and a US federal court case.

I post these three quotes in relation to the high probability of a coming assault on the rights of law abiding gun owners by believers in “Living Documents”.

In the next two to six and possibly even ten years, the anti-private ownership of firearms crowd will be firing up their press machines once again to full tilt. We do not know from which direction they will be driving from; Whether it will be the “It’s for the Children” angle, the “We’re OK with hunting rifles” scheme, the “Look how peaceful Canada is” distraction or the “Tax the Ammunition” doppleganger, or perhaps all of them at once.

I do forsee a federal ban on .50 caliber rifles, with registration of all those owned prior to the ban, along with a renewed attack on Hi-Cap Magazines, Gun Shows and “Cop Killer Bullets”, both of which stand a high possibility of being successful. These are easy predictions made by an analysis of the previous attempts.

What is not so easy to predict are the other fronts from which they will attepmt; Limiting the number of purchases in a certain time period, which will probably start out at “Per Month”, which once passed, is easily stretched to three or six months, or whether they’ll just head straight for the actual registering of firearms and/or the owners.

I believe it was Joe Huffman, though I am loathe to admit I cannot find it, who said that, if I may paraphrase, ‘We in the firearms community never actually win, we only maintain a holding position. When we succeed in replacing a gun bigot with a supporter of the private ownership of firearms, said new politician never actually gets around to repealing the legislation enacted by the gun bigot poltician. We hold there with that person as a firewall against new legislation, until the bigots get another bite at the apple. It is a spiral. A slow spiral, but a spiral nonetheless’.

Joe is absolutely correct. No one that I know of can actually name one piece of anti-gun legislation that has ever been turned on its head and repealed. The AWB expired due to politicians doing what they do best: Ignoring something. Bush said he’d sign it if it got to his desk. Thankfully, he was able to talk enough legislators into ignoring it’s renewal window and it never made it there. Had we had a different set of persons in the House and Senate, like we likely will come next year, we would not have been so “lucky”.

Do your studying now; both for whom you’re voting for on November 7th and on the facts pertaining to your private ownership of firearms. Once the election results come down, study up on your local, state and federal representatives so that you have their contact info readily available.

I hope to have some time in the coming weeks to post up info for y’all as to where to sign up for alerts on upcoming legislation. If you have some available now, please leave it in the comments section or email me with it (email contact info is at the top of the right hand column).

We are not wicked, but we shall still get no rest.

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Have you ever wondered

Just how bad you have to be to piss off a Quaker?

Here is your answer

After years of welcoming homeless people to sleep on their property, a Quakers worship group in north Seattle has evicted its guests after a number of incidents involving violence and drugs.

The Quakers who meet in the University District decided the homeless visitors were not respecting their beliefs about personal accountability and opposition to violence, and that closing down the camp was the only answer.

They also feared for the safety of the children in a preschool that rents space in the Quaker building.

“As Quakers, we recognize there is that of God in each person,” says Warren Ostrom, the group’s clerk and spokesman. But “there was a change in our welcome” when the homeless repeatedly broke rules. Ostrom said they did not use force to send the homeless away.

Looks like there was a huge change in their welcome. It now consists of “God Bless and get the hell out!”

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Highway Bribery

The City of Portland is now so horrible of a place for people with children to live in, the city is ponerding bribing families to stay.

Portland to pay people to stop fleeing the city?

Portland schools lose more students. There’s a 20% reduction in the past decade. Only 20% of the people who live in Portland have kids in the schools and now the City of Portland is asking what it can do to keep the people in the city–the same people they’ve systematically disaffected by making the city les attractive to working families. Who’s left? Old schoolers? Liberals? Does this mean they want the Reagan Republicans back? Maybe. But here’s the story, now the city wants to pay people to stay or lure them back with rent subsidies, mortgage subsidies and underwriting mortgages through the PDC.

How did they let this happen?

By siphoning money from the general fund to pay off their union pension plans By skimming money that would have gone to the schools, fire and cops to go to urban renewal plans, or, as I like to call it, “The Homer Williams full employment Plan.” By its anti car culture by making it untenable to drive thus making little Susie’s trips to ballet, spanish, or art after school (since the schools can’t afford that stuff anymore) too difficult–try carpooling, grocery shopping, and after school activities on a bike with your kids. By making inner city housing too expensive through urban renewal and the urban growth boundary restricting supply of land Now, after all that (plus undoubtedly many more) the coupe de grace is this: they’ve reduced themselves to having to pay people to stay.

Seattle has the exact same problem, for the exact same reasons. Since 1975 there has been a 30% decline in public school admissions. Yet, oddly enough, the public education budget has doubled (using inflation adjusted numbers) and they’re asking for more money even though the district is closing schools.

But hey, ask a liberal whose fault it is and they can only come up with their standard boogeymen “Republicans”. Never mind that there hasn’t been an (R) in the Mayors office as far back as I can remember and we haven’t had an (R) Governor in decades.

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In the Interim: Week 3 Day 2

Continuing on from yesterday’s memoirs of my time teaching at the Nippon Breat Technology Center, I figured I show off one of my students there who was doing television while in her senior year.

Miss Yumishi was a very well connected woman and was getting television industry work offers before she came to the Center, but waited until she had completed the majority of her schooling before accepting any offers, and even then, she’d only take small, not future career effecting jobs.

Like this commercial Phil was kind enough to load up for me.(P – sorry, but I haven’t a clue as to how to ’embed’ this video).

As you will plainly see, Miss Yumishi was well enough endowed for the job. But she had been studying quite heavily at the Center and it was as such that it was a good thing she invited me to watch the filming.

The director was becoming dismayed at the lack of, shall we say, “Bounce” that Miss Yumishi was able to give. They had her jumping quite hard and had oversized the brassiere to the point where it was about to fly off, a dangerous proposition as you can well imagine. So I suggested a trampoline.

It did the trick immediately.

And here is the final product

Choco Party – Miss Yumishi Kumida

Miss Yumishi is now doing feature film work in her native country. She is woking on her english in the hopes of coming to America and plying her trade here. I have offered her lodging and part time work at the Cleavage Discovery Institute when she does finally take the plunge.

Here is a publicity photo from a film she was in a year or so ago called “Weekend at Yumi’s”.

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It is a comedy about a pool party gone horribly funny. Although I couldn’t understand a word, I still laughed at most of the slapstick/prat-fall comedic portions. If I remember correctly, this still is taken from a scene shortly after Miss Yumishi’s character gets her suitcase confused with that of another female character, whose endowments aren’t quite as ample as hers.

Moments after struggling into the corset, all the while castigating herself for eating too much the evening before, the things springs open, not only knocking her to the floor, but also knocking out the male counterpart in the scene with beads from her necklace.

Check it out if you can find it.

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The Natural Progression

This is what happens when societies stop putting people who refuse to live within society’s most basic rules to death.

Since you can no longer follow “An Eye for an Eye”, you now have to house the cretins for the rest of their lives.

The next step is the prolonging of their lives: If they need a liver transplant to help them stay alive, no matter if it was the “Jailhouse Jack Daniels” that shot their liver up; they go to the top of the transplant list.

But even before that, some prisoner advocacy group deems it cruel and unsual that the murderous bastard is not allowed out of his cell, so they sue to get him a scheduled “exercise time” every day. The prisoner had enough energy and strength to muder an entire household, and the prisoner advocacy groups want to make sure they stay that fit.

Of course, after a few years of that, some group cries out that one hour per day isn’t enough, even though the prisoner has a humungous library available and 150 channels on the TV, all at taxpayer expense; they believe that the prisoner needs to get outside and communicate with other people and sue to make it so.

The prisoner gets outside and begins fraternizing with some of the others incarcerated for life. There are a few fights and eventually another prisoner gets killed, though the people who sued to get the murderer outside without shackles or handcuffs only complain about the lack of security provided prisoners by the jail.

And again, probably a decade or so later, another advocacy group complains that the jail environment just isn’t a healthy place for someone to spend the rest of their lives. The prisoner needs a “Field Trip”.

Think I’m joking?

Then you should read this

Violent killer escapes from prison day trip for second time

A violent criminal who murdered a man after fleeing a prison boat trip has escaped for the second time – while on a shopping trip to Debenhams.

Last night there was outrage that Mark Ryder, 37, was allowed to make the day trip despite having escaped jail in the past and killed a man when he should have been behind bars.

Despite his record – and the fact that he was still three years from the end of his minimum term – Prison Service chiefs decided he was trustworthy enough to be escorted on the trip to help prepare him for release.

But Ryder, who has a cross tattooed on his forehead, gave prison officers the slip on Thursday afternoon while in a busy branch of Debenhams in the Grafton Centre, in Cambridge.

Police and prison officers launched an immediate search of the area, but Ryder had disappeared.

The former market trader is supposed to be serving a life sentence for murder at 800-inmate Category C Highpoint, near Haverhill, in Suffolk.

And of course, because this is the UK, you’re not be able to own a weapon with which you could protect yourself from this murderer that the state let out for a day. The thought of confining for life people who cannot abide in the most basic rule of society, “Don’t hurt anyone”, is so abhorrent to even those who run the prisons, they thought nothing of letting a guy out again, who not only escaped the last time they gave him a day off, he killed someone in an attempt to keep from having to go back.

“Hello, subject. Hope you don’t mind us letting this murderer out for a bit. He was getting cabin fever you see, and we’re under orders to not let it bother him.”

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Outsource Away!

Cap’n Ed pointed out a massive refinery project in India that will no doubt soon be sending our way tankers full of refined gasoline — rather than the considerably less-explosive unrefined crude. If headed for the West Coast, the shipping route would go through some fairly pirate-infested waters, not to mention that many of said pirates are likely adherents of the religion of peace.

Can you say “hijacked gasoline supertanker rams Golden Gate Bridge,” boys and girls? I knew you could.

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In the Interim: Week 3 Day 1

This is quite unexpected. I got an email from John Thomas Booty yesterday asking for just one more week of help. Not that I owe him a favor, but I agreed, though unfortunately, I didn’t have anything prepared.

I suspect JT has a student or two he has decided need some of what he calls “Home Schooling” and wants one more weekend.

But enough about Professor Booty; Hello again, my name is Dr. Goodwin Brest.

About the only thing I have available at this time are shots from my teaching exchange time in Japan, though I suspect they will do.

A couple years back I was swapped places with a professor named Shinowa Gamiwaka from the Nippon Breast Technology Center for a semester, and it will come to no surprise that his upper-class students perfect. Other than some minor tips of posing for their graduation photos, I had to show them very little, as you can see below.

Miss Akira

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Miss Hiromi

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March 9th, 2007

Cannot come soon enough.

Watch this trailer for the movie “300” and you will see why I say that.

Found at DANEgerus

Who also points out that “300” is Victor Davis Hansen approved

Recently, a variety of Hollywood films — from Troy to Alexander the Great — has treated a variety of themes from classical Greek literature and theater. But 300 is unique, a sui generis in both spirit and methodology. The script is not an attempt in typical Hollywood fashion to recreate the past as a costume drama. Instead it is based on Frank Miller’s (of Sin City fame) comic book graphics and captions. Miller’s illustrated novelette of the battle adapts themes loosely from the well-known story of the Greek defense, but with deference made to the tastes of contemporary popular culture.

So the film is indeed inspired by the comic book; and in some sense its muscular warriors, virtual reality sets, and computer-generated landscapes recall the look and feel of Robert Rodriquez’s screen version of Sin City. Yet the collaboration of Director Zack Snyder and screenwriters Kurt Johnstad and Michael Gordon is much more of a hybrid, since the script, dialogue, cinematography, and acting all recall scenes of the battle right from Herodotus’s account.

(snip)

But most importantly, 300 preserves the spirit of the Thermopylae story. The Spartans, quoting lines known from Herodotus and themes from the lyric poets, profess unswerving loyalty to a free Greece. They will never kow-tow to the Persians, preferring to die on their feet than live on their knees.

If critics think that 300 reduces and simplifies the meaning of Thermopylae into freedom versus tyranny, they should reread carefully ancient accounts and then blame Herodotus, Plutarch, and Diodorus — who long ago boasted that Greek freedom was on trial against Persian autocracy, free men in superior fashion dying for their liberty, their enslaved enemies being whipped to enslave others.

Now maybe I won’t get so many people asking what my shirt and hat says, too.

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Poetry Time

The gas fires are lit,

And the steel warms.

As the Angus goes from deep red to gray,

It hisses when turned.

A dog waits,

Obediently,

In the hopes that something might slip.

Gorgeous smells abound,

But no one except I knows from where,

For it is 7am on a Friday morning and the fog has settled on Tacoma.

Living in and near Seattle does not come without some side effects, one of them being the thought that one can write free form poetry.

At least I can control the subject matter.

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