I never thought it would be illegal

This item came out during the week I was off, and then the election hit, so I put it off to the side.

But now that that is all over; how many of you knew that it was illegal to kill an alligator in your own back yard in Florida?

Once hunted to dangerously low levels and displaced by urban development, the “gator” population in the state is now estimated at 1 million, or one alligator for every 18 Florida residents

Increasing numbers of gators and people make increasing encounters more likely. At least two people died in alligator attacks this year. Before that, there had only been 18 fatal alligator attacks in Florida since 1948.

The population boom is prompting state wildlife officials to reconsider hunting restrictions that continued to protect the species after the American alligator came off the federal endangered list in 1987.

In December, the state government will be asked to approve proposed changes to extend the annual hunting season, currently around two-and-a-half months, and increase hunting limits.

It all sounded good up to that point. As though the state had the problem relatively under control. Then I read this line.

The proposed new rules would also allow Florida property owners to take matters into their own hands if a rogue gator comes calling, and kill the reptile.

Now they must file a request to get rid of the creatures and hire professional help. The changes, if approved, could be in place within 18 months, according to the proposal.

I’m sorry, but I live in deep, deep socialist blue Washington State and if a bear or cougar or pack of wild, rabies infested titmice come into my backyard, I can kill them (most suburban jurisdictions have restrictions on the discharging of firearms for the titmice, but I can swing a bat or ax quite freely, thankyouverymuch).

But in Florida, it is illegal to kill a carnivorous reptilian predator that outweighs me and who frequents the property where my wife (and proverbial children) and pets live? I have to file for “A Permit” so that I can pay “A Professional” to “Relocate” the sumbitch?

What the hell have the Republicans been doing in that state besides making Democrats whine?

It is my property, and I get to kill anything and everything on it that I don’t want there. If I were a resident of Florida, I would have a Castle Law to protect myself against a higher form of life known as humans, though the criminal ones being higher than an alligator is debatable (at least the gator kills for a respectable reason), but this prehistoric reptile gets protection from the muzzle of my gun?

I swear, just as in SoCal, the sun must be cooking their brains (San Fancisco has low-grade LSD in the water supply).

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My Own Challenge

Radley Balko, over at Reason.Com , has a challenge to Dems and lefty bloggers about how they promised to “Draining the Swamp” of Republican corruption in the House and Senate now that they have control.

A respectable challenge, if I do say so. But it doesn’t go far enough for my liking.

Most of the crooked Repubs got were voted out of office in this last election by their constituents, so while “The Swamp” stayed the same size, a good deal of the filth has already been removed. However, a couple of corrupt Dems were able to win their seats and even more Dems with histories of corruption are going to get high placement committee chairs under the new Congressional leadership.

These are the people that Balko is speaking of, wondering if the Dems are going to focus their filtering hoses on folks without (R)s after their name.

As I said just a moment ago, his challenge doesn’t go quite ideologically far enough for my liking. For example: When the Dow was hitting record highs under Bush, you couldn’t stop in at a Top 10 leftist blog without reading that Dems are better for the stock market than Repubs and how the highs will just get higher under Dem Congressional control.

Then on last Wednesday, when the stock market hit a new record high, they all rejoiced in their being correct about the stock market rejoicing about the election results. They magically said nothing of the price per barrel of oil and again nothing when the Dow dropped over the next couple days.

So my challenge to Dems is to put their money where their mouth is:

Invest your money only in the DJIA & the S&P 500.

Likewise, sell any and all of your oil futures.

And if you truly think that electing Democrats is “Better for the Middle Class”, refinance your homes with Adjustable Rate Home Mortgages.

If those on the left truly believe what comes out of their mouths, they should do these three things to prove their theories. In two years living under Democrats holding the nation’s purse strings, not only will inflation go up and interest rates rise, but all their “investing for the future” will have shrunk.

The upside to this is that they will not only see the error in their ways, but they also won’t have enough money to give to Democrat candidates.

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I get mail

More precisely, I get spam, and a lot of it.

Since I have had the email addys over on the right hand column, I would say that the spam to the RNS e-maibox have tripled in frequency (if you care to take a look and see a way to legibly complicate things for the bots, let me know).

However, over the weekend, it finally yielded a kernal of teh funny for my troubles.

I don’t know what they’re seeling or promoting, because I haven’t opened it, but some spammer who sent me an email under the name “Selma McCabe” was attempting to get cutesy on us here at RNS. What it appears the spam program does is take part of the name of the email account and make a pet-name greeting out of it.

If the account was from a guy named “Mikey” it would have come out as “Mikeypants”, but because the name on the account is “RandomNuclearStrikes”, it came up as “Hi Randompants”.

My kind of girl. Any pants will do!

Now I’m waiting for them to go for the middle name. When I see “Hi Nuclearpants!” I may just accidentally open it while laughing. We all get flatulent. Some of us more than others. But I’ll be damed if air leaking out of me makes my pants glow.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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Applying Himself

Our good man, Kirk of the FunTurnsToTragedy blog, is making himself out do be a decent photographer.

Even though these are his first attempts, he can see what he is doing wrong (though without him pointing them out, I wouldn’t) and he is working to correct them.

So head on over to here and let him know what you think.

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They Guy Has Got Skills

Rodger’s also got a good handle on predicting the future.

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For your consideration

I just thought I’d post the runner-up model for the Veteran’s Day post photo

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It was a very hard decision. Trust me.

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For your review

For those who have it, the Military Channel is debuting their new series “My War Diary” this weekend (actually 2100 last night is when I DVR’d it), check your local listings for times. Local KVI 570 talk show host, and and Washington Army National Guard Lieutenant, Brian Suits, took may hours of film while serving in Iraq in 2004/2005 and some of it is included in this premier episode.

Suits also has some footage you won’t see on said episode up at YouTube. The first is this one.

At just under six minutes long, it is a montage film of him and his guys around Baghdad with tunage.

And for just the sheer entertainment value of it, here is another flick he’s got there of two guys stuffing three sheep into the the back of a VW Passat AFTER one of them gets of a city bus with the sheep.

Of course, because they’re US servicemen, there is a NSFW language warning. But if you’re at work today, you’re either hardcore into what you do or you need a life. So order the kids out of the room and click away.

And then check your listings for the news show. If you don’t get The Military Channel, you can see them on the Discovery Channel next weekend, from what I understand.

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Dumb Hippies: Repost

RNS’ Greatest Hits

A couple of people have asked that I dig this post out of the archives, and being a believer in making the people happy, it is done.

However, it was originally posted in July of 05 when we were still using Moveable Type. On Jan 01 of 2006 we switched over to WordPress and some of the HTML and most of the pics in the old posts went haywire, so I may do this every once in a great while just to “modernize” said posts.

So, if you’ll join me below the fold

Continue reading →

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Because, you know

If anyone has earned their booty, it’s these guys.

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Remember Who Its All About

Something I found at YouTube with music by the late and very great, Brother Ray.

I’d also like to thank reader Marc for leaving a helpful hint in the comments when I asked about vids in WordPress. We didn’t end up needing it, but thankee all the same.

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