Yes, I said it.
I’m nominating The Dethalbum for Album of the Year.

Clearly the best Metal album in the last 4 years, maybe more.
Don’t screw around, hit the above link and buy this today. Don’t waste your time, just get the blood red covered 2-Disc edition.
Rock music over the last half-decade has become the decaying carcass of an Myrmecophaga Tridactyla (aka: The Giant Anteater).
It’s dead and it sucks.
One of the things I discovered while on vacation with “The Fam” in Spokane was who the fuck keeps buying Nicklsback’s records (shiver). Answer, my brother-in-law.
If I can’t stand the song without the video playing (i.e. “Rockstar”) the song is teh suck. And that is the best tune that amalgamation has put out.
Ozzfest has become a waste of time and energy to even type the name.
I’d say the reason fools keep buying the mass marketed shit in plastic has to be the soft bigotry of low expectations, but that is just simply putting it too kindly.
This album kicks your fucking ass. I’m listening to it right fuckin’ now and I’m nearly positive the disc is gonna jump out of the CD rack and cut my gotdam head off if I try and reach for the pause button.
You load this sumbitch into your MP3 player and it’ll straight up start erasing all your other tunes and copying itself until it has total domination.
This is the album you knew your favorite metal band from the past had in them but they didn’t have the balls to put out.
I’m not even going to post a song from the album. And you don’t want me too because if you downloaded it it’d anally rape your hard drive until it logged you buying a dozen copies of the album and then email of all your porn to your mom.
Seriously man, buy this damn album. Shit, the CD jewel has my 1911 and is pointing it at me. Buy the album!