You should have been there

Really. No, really.

Take the thumb and forefinger on your right hand and make an L, put that hand up to your forehead and then go look in the mirror. That is you for not being there.

Second Amendment hero, Alan Gura, Rachel Parsons from the NRA, Bill Brassard from the NSSF, Chuck Ziegenfuss from Valor IT, Quick Cal from CFDA, The Shooter’s Log blogger, also known as the Cheaper Than Dirt blog (hit that link multiple times, please), Lucky Gunner ammo, Crimson Trace, Springfield Armory, etc., etc. I know I’m probably forgetting somebody out, but that is what 36 hours of driving will do to a guy.

Add to that list three days of range time with prizes, a raffle whose proceeds go to the most worthy of all US citizens, guided tours of A++ firearms and sporting goods retailers, and hours of the best live conversations you’ll have all year with bloggers and readers from across the country (and this year, around the world) and really, there are very few acceptable excuses as to why you missed it?

Don’t go thinking I’m chastizing y’all, for I am not totally free from “The Lame”. Every time I go on a trip I forget one important thing. This year it was the photographic equipment. This means I have only cell phone camera pics, all of which are of epic fail quality compared to Derek the Packing Rat’s.

Mr. C and KeeWee were also snapping lots of photos for the electronic record.

Your next best bet would be to just start clicking on the blogs on the GBR list of attendees.

Just block out September 2010 and wait for Mr. C to announce the dates. You will not regret it.

And now if’ you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go begin the recovery/gun cleaning processes.

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Notes from the Road

I’ve spent more time driving than sleeping these past few days, so please excuse me whilst I put a couple of memorable quotes from that time into the electronic memory.

I had recently left the mountain passes of northern California and descended towards the town of Redding when I decided it would be good to call David and give him an ETA for my arrival.

Me: Heya David, it’s Phil.

David: Hi! How’s it going?

Me: OK.

David: Where you at?

Me: Hell.

David:……

Me: Everything is brown and covered in dust, it’s hotter than f*ck, and I’ve been disarmed by the state government

David: You’ve got air conditioning in the truck, right?

Me: Yeah, but I don’t think that’ll solve all my current issues.

Meh, one out of three isn’t bad for California.

And then on the way home, I called The Wife from just south of Sacramento to let her know I was on the road heading home and that I’d call her once I crossed the OR/WA border. Either I misstated what time that’d be or she misremembered.

Me: Howdy darlin’. I’m back in Washington again finally.

Her: Are you OK? Is everything alright?

Me: Yeah, why?

Her: You said you’d be in Vancouver by two and its six-thirty? I was getting worried. What happened?

Me: Umm, Oregon.

Speaking of Oregon…I’m sorry in advance to any and all RNS readers who are also residents of Oregon, but your state is full of stupid people and you need to GTFO before your IQ drops below the temperature inside of a Frigidaire. Ashland, Medford, Eugene, Portland, it didn’t matter. They can’t drive or cross a street safely. Hell, your state government thinks I need special training to pump my own gas. I felt so sorry for the cutie behind the counter at the Taco Bell that I almost asked her if she wanted to be rescued.

Also, your state must be getting the lion’s share of federal Stimulus cash because of all the damn highway projects with those stupid “Putting Oregon back to Work” signs.

Montana has a two seasons: Winter and Road Construction. Oregon doesn’t have the weather excuse to pull that joke off, but driving through was exactly that, a joke. If a politician wants my vote, they’ll tell me they want to build an overpass from North to South over Oregon from Vancouver to Weed. I’ve got a 650 mile fuel range on my truck. I don’t need to stop in your state to get to the GBR next year and have already made plans to avoid doing so at all costs.

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Derek takes great photos, doesn’t he?

Of course it’s the PackingRat.net t-shirt that makes it all work. Complements my “volcanic blue” eyes, you see.

Having pro-quality photos of yourself is pretty darn cool. This one’s right up there with the previous favorite from Boomershoot 2009, also by Derek:

Here’s one of Derek’s shots of Phil doin’ his thing:

To me, blogging’s most interesting and powerful as a reinvigoration and transformation of photojournalism. Derek’s doing it right.

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That’s a Nice Rifle

Uncle managed to break Rache, my Socom II, at the range just by picking her up. (She had numerous FTFs for him and then me, but that all straightened out after I looked at her angrily. Definitely needs a good cleaning, though. She’s had about 200 rounds through her now but has yet to take a bath. Shame on me for treating her so shabbily.)

Says Uncle at the time of this pic: “Now this is just a sexy beast.” Yes, she is.

Photo by Derek, of course.

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“They’re real patriots, and they’re spectacular!”

Judge Juggs approves of the Boob Czar.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/14/09

Yes. Yes. And Yes.

Or should that be: No. No. And No.

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.

George Carlin

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A Brush With Greatness

Sebastian dueled Alan Gura with iLightsabers at the Gunbloggers Rendezvous. What did you do this week?

Really, it was freakin’ awesome and I hope somebody got video.

Update: video here.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/13/09

What’s mine is mine. What I volunteer to hand away, I volunteer freely.

And yet, because I disapprove of some of the expenditures that some of my fellow citizens wish for government to make with the money I do not give away freely, I am considered greedy.

I am not. I could be, but I am not.

To take from one, because it is thought his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, the guarantee to everyone the free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.

Thomas Jefferson

And they will even argue that my wages are not “taken at the point of a gun”, though I have no way to politely tell them that that is the only method of extracting a portion of the wages I earn for their spending pleasure.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/12/09

Some folks just never learn.

The more we progress the more we tend to progress. We advance not in arithmetical but in geometrical progression. We draw compound interest on the whole capital of knowledge and virtue which has been accumulated since the dawning of time.

Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle

If our “capital of knowledge” tells us that socialism doesn’t work, why do people keep insisting on the re-running the “do it again, only harder” theory?

Bad education can’t explain it all away.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 09/11/09

Eight years ago today, evil arrived in the form of the hijackers of commercial aircraft. The damage they did that day should never be forgotten, for until their sycopahnts are wiped off the face of the earth, they will look upon this day as one of celebration.

Strangely, the hijackers acted out of revenge for acts they believed should be classified as evil. Things like us parking an extremely small contingent of our military’s air corp in their “Holy Land” so that we could keep the murderous and war mongering secular dictator in the country next to their “Holy Land” from invading his neighbors and killing his own people. Or, not making “our women” wear a head-to-toe blackout curtain and allowed them to drive. Or for not renouncing our sky pixie and worshipping their sky pixie.

For such evil things as those, 19 cowards boarded and took command of four privately owned civilian commercial aircraft loaded with innocents and crashed them into three buildings and one farm field, killing over 3000 people in the process.

If instead of blindly following their sky pixie, which instructs them to wipe civilizations and their history from the human record, they would have instead opened their minds just a fraction and listened to a Greek philosopher, maybe they wouldn’t have been so willing to die.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?

Epicuris

When will Islam undergo its Reformation?

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