Random Nuclear Strikes

Here�s the story;

Over the weekend at CPAC, John Fund of the WSJ wandered into Blogger�s Corner and sat down at the private laptop of Adam Doverspa, RedState.Org blogger, and just started typing away.

Now, there is some speculation that Fund may have thought that the laptops were public access and not private property, but I�m pretty sure that after the short conversation with Doverspa, that misconception was cleared up.

Yet Fund continued typing for a good twenty minutes afterwards.

He then left, but came back for another bite at the apple on another blogger�s laptop.

While right-wing bloggers are scratching their heads wondering what was up Fund�s ass, left-wing bloggers are actually taking the lead in calling Fund a wanker and an assholewhich, in light of the story told, seems entirely appropriate, in my opinion.

Here is a lesson for all bloggers on both sides of the ailse:

Do not let the �real journalists� intimidate you.

If they are being rude and/or inconsiderate, make it your task to remind them that they are not our betters.

First step would have been to inform Fund that the laptop was not for public access.

If he apologizes tell him that he can continue to use the machine for $5 per minute, cash only.

Remember, the only difference between �real journalists� and bloggers in that most bloggers do not get paid to report. If they want to hold their incomes above our lack of same, make them pay a finders fee on equipment (that $5 per min is a quick $100 for Fund’s 20 minute session).

If he blows you off and/or comes back rudely, you remind him again he is trespassing on your private property, preferably with an explicative like �Ass Pirate� to get his attention.

If, once again, he does not apologize, the laptop gets closed on his apparently self-believed golden fingers.

Any further resistance is to be met with measured force.

You want an Instalanche? Get John Fund to attempt to assault you and then kick his ass.

Watch for this to hit our shores sooner than any of us would like,

‘Immune’ criminal strikes again

Stavanger police are at their wits’ end after having yet again to release a criminal that new laws say cannot be prosecuted.

According to new rules in the Norwegian penal code, the 30-year-old offender, who has broken the law for years, cannot be arrested and jailed.

Late Wednesday night Stavanger police were involved in a car chase, but when they found out who they had caught, they had to let him go. Because the man has been declared mentally handicapped he falls outside of the criminal justice system.

The man has broken into cars and homes, committed thefts and minor drug offenses but as long as the crimes are below a certain gravity he is has an effective license to commit crime, newspaper Stavanger Aftenblad reports.

The diagnosis means that he cannot do prison time and new rules prevent him from being put into preventative custody. Mentally handicapped criminals can only be sentenced to forced care in a medical institution in the case of serious crimes according to new laws.

District attorney Tormod Haugnes said that bank robbery or arson resulting in death is necessary before people like the 30-year-old can be put away.

“Psychiatrists have asserted that he is not capable of showing guilt or understanding how to behave in society without help. So he must get help,” Elden told Stavanger Aftenblad.

Holy crap, that applies to just about every single gangbanger I have ever met. They weren�t �Mentally Handicapped�, they just had no damn morals.