Happy Mother’s Day

What with today being Mother’s Day and all, I’d like to link to this list of ‘Momisms’ via Wendy’s Wacky World.

Nearly all of them are true and those that are not exactly true have their origins based deeply in reality.

I’d cut and paste them here, but I haven’t figured out the rainbow of fruit flavored colors yet. Good golly, could you imagine what would happen to RNS’s reputation if it looked like someone barfed up a bowl of fruitloops here?

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You make the call: The hunt for a secretary

As we continue in the search for my next secretary, I would just like to inform you all that, judging from the emails I received yesterday in response from my call for help, Stephanie is currently in the lead. I would like to thank those who have cast their preliminary votes and hope that you do so again today.

Today we have a new set to choose from and we’ll see how you all like these applicants.
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Falling Down on the Job

Hello everyone, Professor Booty here.

I must sincerely apologize for not fulfilling my obligations last weekend. I had promised the Kid that I would fill in for him if he were to be offline while going to that Bumpershoot thingiemabob and I failed miserably.

But I do have a good excuse.

You see, my secretary informed me last Friday that she had found her man and would soon be a kept woman. She already had the date set for the nuptials and I had to scramble to get the word out that I was taking resumes for the newly open position.

The job is never very hard to fill. The only responsibilities are light typing and phones, helping me with my grammar when taking a memo, making sure that when I say for instance “Ms. Smith and I are not to be disturbed� that I am not disturbed and walking around half dressed all day.

The main difficulty is in that I get so many respondents that paring them down to a select few can be a complete nightmare. I can usually throw out half of the resumes and portfolios after a quick flip through them and this go-round was no exception. I’d share those ones with you but I seriously doubt you’d be interested in that. Most of them would have to go through remedial Booty School before I could even start them in the 100 series of classes.

It gives me hope that I can teach at least some of the women on this planet how to build up a strong and fine posterior.

Anyway, for leaving you without a topic last weekend I am going to give you all the opportunity to help me select my next secretary.

Below are three of the six finalists. Please look at them clearly and carefully. I will try to fill you in on their qualifications and ask that you just let me know which one you think would best suit my needs. If you don’t like any of them, let me know that as well. Remember that there will be three more tomorrow.

If you prefer to remain anonymous, you may send me an email at my new address that the Kid set up for me, ProfBooty1 -at- gmail -dot- com

Thanks in advance for any help you can provide.
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Apparently

I don’t have enough left wing readers. Otherwise, I’d figure they would know better than to promote shit like this.

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(for those with bad eyes, it says “Save America, Kill Republicans”)

You see, I figure that if I had more left wing readers they’d know that I had just gotten back from a weekend of basically pulling headshots at 600yds.

Oh well, I guess it’ll just have to be a surprise to them….

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Got It!

I saw one of these during my last trip to the range before heading off to the Boomershoot.

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Now that I’m home I went hunting and found it.

I’m sure this sticker will make me very popular in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle (you know, where they have the statue of Lenin).

You can go here and get one for yourself and be popular in your local hippie neighborhood too.

For those without 7.62 rifles, they also have 556 and 50BMG stickers.

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Is it Saturday yet?

After last night’s bruising at work I just cannot find it in me to get agitated over much of anything. I even stopped by the Klueless Kos Klan, only to find that I would grunt in disgust and move on to the next item.

Sooooo….about all I can come up with to write about today are a couple of tool reviews in my post-Boomershoot funk o’apathy. Heck, I can’t even get up the energy to respond to emails right now.

Take some time to read through them. I’m sure you’ll find something interesting in there.

And in the mean time, I’ll go find some things that either irritate me or make me laugh to share with y’all tomorrow.

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Knife Review

Shortly before the Boomershoot I found myself in need of a new daily wear knife and with a few bucks still left over from buying supplies for the gathering.

I had put my eye on this Benchmade Rant DPT designed by Mel Pardue a couple months earlier and decided that now was as good a time as any to place my order.

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I had hoped that it would arrive before the event so as to give me a good test bed for it and I was pleasantly surprised to receive it on the Monday before I took off for Idaho.

I always have my Gerber Pocket Tool on my hip, and that has a blade in it, but I seriously doubt its use beyond cutting cord or twine. Even then it would still take two hands to get the blade out safely and that means letting go of whatever I am cutting.

I am also not a big fan of clip knives, although I do own my fair share of them. My main gripes with them are that I don’t trust the blade locking mechanisms, no matter who made or designed them, that they are always in need of sharpening, again no matter who made or designed them and also that I have a tendency to misplace them since they are, by design, compact. That is why I own a number of them, so that I can usually find one lying about.

I also doubt their effectiveness in a conflict. Sure, they’re sharp on one side and pointy on the end, but even the old school Spyderco I have owned for years is questionable in its usefulness in a fight, in my mind. Basically, I see them as very work-a-day/utilitarian, but that is about it.

And that is where the Rant DPT comes in. After putting this new blade through its paces over the long weekend I am having a hard time finding something it cannot do. It is weighty but not heavy, the grip interface is excellent in both its size and sturdiness and holds its weight in the handle and not the blade so as to make it quick and agile.

It cut everything I asked it to without so much as a click and kept its edge. When I was up on the hillside helping band boomers to the stakes I found a couple of the stakes that were not facing towards the firing line. I pulled them out and pounded them back into the ground facing the proper way using the hilt butt. This activity didn’t even leave a mark.

About the only complaint I have with the item isn’t even with the knife, but with the sheath. If you grab and pull the handle at an angle the sheath doesn’t approve of, it will not release. Also, the snap closure will need some serious working in. But that can be taken care of rather easily and can almost be expected in a brand new knife.

And that is my review of this very excellent edged tool. You’d be smart to go here and buy one for yourself today.

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Boomershoot AAR: Tool De-Briefing

I re-read my AAR from yesterday and realized that I didn’t even mention a word about the projectile throwers I took or how well they worked.

Starting with the Remington 700; it did very well. After getting my zeros down, it would put the bullet wherever I pointed it with repeatability. I was whacking Boomers and steel left and right.

The ammo I took is another story. As you may recall, I was shooting 168gr Sierra HPBT loaded by PMC. The accuracy of the ammo was excellent, again putting the thing wherever I pointed the gun. Their speed however, was not very good.

Lets just say that PMC loaded them very conservatively and when they would reach the boomers, they did not carry enough oomph along for the ride to set the boomers off. If I use this bullet weight in the future, I will have to load them a decent amount hotter.

Kim du Toit was kind enough to give me a box of Winchester silver box SPBT deer killing ammo in 150gr. Not the most accurate stuff but once I got my zero set for the different bullet weight I smoked a good one downrange and got my first boomer.

I had also taken some of the Aussie 144gr ball ammo with me and while I’m sure it was cruising at the appropriate speed, the non-expanding nature of the bullet was not akin to setting off boomers. After hitting one and not setting it off I decided that I shouldn’t ruin any more boomers for the other participants and set about ringing the steel Ivan target at 600yds with the stuff.

The other rifle I took as a back-up in case of a malfunction/breakage of the 700 was my Bushmaster XM-15. Shortly before the Boomershoot I had installed a cheapie 6X mildot scope I had picked up for $40 and zeroed it at 100yds. With some minor adjustments I soon had it zeroed in at the 380yd target line and was hitting boomers with that as well.

Again though, my ammo was sub-standard. The only expanding ammo at the local shooter shop was Black Hills 52gr BTHP and those were not only overly effected by the slightest amount of wind but also did not arrive with enough authority on target to set them off.

Now some of y’all might be thinking bad things about boomers not going off when hit by medium weight rifle cartridges, but you shouldn’t. While the main focus of most shooters going to Boomershoot is to see stuff explode when you hit it, that was only second in my mind.

I was nearly to the point of obsession with just hitting the things to prove that I could do it repeatedly. Imagine taking a 30 caliber projectile and trying to repeatedly hit a ¾ MOA target at 600yds with a full value crosswind.

My rifle and I can do it.

Next year I’ll worry about bringing better ammo to set those boomers off. This year was a confidence builder. I am of full trust in Joe that he has the situation under control and will come up with something even more whupass for 2006.

I only hope that I can do the same and bring my best game.

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Boomershoot After Action Report

OK, everything seems to be back to normal now, so here we go with the tale:

Well, to start out with, all of the pics in this post get larger when you click on them.

Next, I’ll talk briefly about the drive out to Orofino, ID; it was great, weather wise, traffic wise, etc. There was a 40 mile stretch between Connell, WA and Starbuck, WA that I didn’t see another vehicle and was wondering if I had accidentally wandered onto a closed stretch of highway. Very cool!

I made the trip in just barely over six hours, so not a bad pace, especially seeing as how Idaho DOT tried to screw me with a 20 minute stop for road construction on Hwy 12.

I got to Trib’s Place a bit early and was greeted by Robert Tribble (aka Bob or ‘Trib’). Before I could even unload he showed me to my room and poured my favorite refreshment for me, lemonade and iced tea mixed (aka an Arnold Palmer). Later that afternoon I met Trib’s wife, Kenda. These are two of the nicest people I have met in a long time. Their hospitality and just all around friendliness is unmatched in my book. And the breakfasts, oh the breakfasts, prime cut pork, top sirloin, sausage and cheese omelets, baked chicken, crepes, and those are just the main courses! When lunch was called at the range, I wasn’t even hungry; there was that much good food.

Even after having spent four days there plus two extra days afterwards, I still cannot come up with the words to describe Trib’s Place. About the best I can do is make you think of what Teddy Roosevelt’s hunting lodge would be like if he were still alive.

Here is the main guest Great Room, called ‘The Lundberg Room’

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You want class and style, this is it pal! This picture doesn’t even do it justice. And yes, that is a Winchester 1897 shotgun hanging above the fireplace. Well used, but not abused.

If you are traveling through or even near the area at any time, I highly suggest you spend an evening at Trib’s. You will not be disappointed. Just don’t try to get in there for Boomershoot 2006, bubba, they’re already booked. I’m sure you can guess by whom.

As I mentioned yesterday, I stayed at Trib’s with uber-blogger and owner of the porch where the Nation of Riflemen gather, Kim du Toit and the Son & Heir. If you have ever read Mrs. du Toit’s description of the ‘live not Memorex’ Baron du Toit, he is everything she says; eloquent, jovial and a gentleman in every sense of the word. The Son & Heir is sharp as a whip and when speaking to him you can barely believe that you are talking to a teenager. But then again, you have to take into account who his parental units and main instructors are. If ever there was an example of why public schools should be banned outright, he is it. I can barely wait to meet The Mrs now.

After staying up into the near wee hours conversating, swapping and examining firearms and knives with those two, I awoke and headed off to the Boomershoot Precision Rifle Clinic.

The weather was perfect as the clinic began and stayed great throughout the day. Gene Econ’s teaching focused mainly on reading wind and mirage and communication between shooter and spotter. We were also introduced to the co-instructors that Gene had brought along to help with the instruction.

Now, before I go much further, I must apologize for not taking more pics of the weekend. I spent so much time either behind my rifle or behind the spotting scope that I generally forgot that I should take some pictures for y’all. Some of the pics that I will be showing here were taken by Jason and Sierra of FishOrManBlog and will be marked as such. Also, I cannot seem to find the pics of one of the four instructors, Matt, my apologies there as well. I’m sure I caught him in the act of instruction, but I either missed that pic when I downloaded them off the camera or I just plain forgot to snap the damned thing. Anyway, here we go,

Instructor Kelly, lending a hand to Ben of the ReasonableNutBlog and Kirk of FunTurnsToTragedyBlog.

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Kelly is a multiple Camp Perry competitor and is a no nonsense instructor. He’s all about putting your projectile on target and does so with skill. Kelly actually knew Gene from helping him in his High Power shooting over the years and found out about Boomershoot through the grapevine. He then contacted Gene and asked how he could help.

Kirk and Ben are a couple of great guys who I am hoping to meet up with again at next years Boomershoot. I spent plenty of non-range time with them as well.

Instructor Virgil helping a couple of Clinic attendees.

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Virgil was wounded in Iraq in an IED blast. He remembers the blast and the SF medic giving him an emergency tracheotomy and then nothing until waking up at Walter Reed. He is now helping Gene Econ train the soldiers who are to be deployed soon on what they will need to know to stay alive and well in Iraq.

Next up is instructor Jim giving spotting pointers to Kim and the S&H.

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Jim is also an Operation Iraqi Freedom veteran who is now helping Gene in teaching CQBT to the outgoing soldiers. A veteran police officer from Texas who enlisted shortly before September 11th, Jim knows his stuff and loves to shoot.

The fourth instructor whom I forgot to get a picture of is Matt. Matt is also an Operation Iraqi Freedom vet who nearly lost an arm to an IED blast. He is helping Gene with the CQBT instruction while in recovery.

All the instructors were very good men who I would be glad to shoot with, anywhere, anytime I am able. As an FYI to y’all, I do not think that any of these guys paid for any of their drinks throughout the weekend. My biggest regret in this regard is that I was only able to buy them a single pitcher of amber bock the whole time. There were just too many folks who got in before me or right after me to cover tabs.

I went stag to the clinic and was paired up with a gentleman named David. David heard of the Boomershoot via Kim du Toit’s site and purchased a pair of rifles for the event. While he didn’t have a lot of experience in long distance rifle shooting, it didn’t stop him from putting forth a Herculean effort to learn.

Here is a pic of me spotting for David

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You may be looking at that and wondering about the shooting bench. Like me, David custom built his own shooting bench. Unlike me, his bench worked. I forgot to take into account of the probability of non-level ground and spent a portion of the first day of the clinic just screwing around trying to get my bench to level. David’s bench had legs made from 2in pipe that could be adjusted individually for length and/or moved from side to side for minor height adjustments and once properly adjusted, it was rock solid.

Here is my Boomershoot rifle set up on David’s bench.

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By the end of that first day, we agreed that we should use his bench and my cover for the duration.

Speaking of cover, it is a pity that we didn’t set it up for that first day. No, it didn’t rain on us, but we both got sunburned to beat the band. In the late morning the clouds went away and the sun came out. Normally, that wouldn’t be a bad thing, but the winds kicked up a bit and made the environs cool enough that you didn’t realize that you were getting cooked.

Actually, cooked isn’t the right word. Deep fried is more accurate. At the end of that first day, I had burns halfway up my forearms and across my neck. The next day we set up the cover but it was already too late. What little sun we did get cooked us even deeper so that the backs of my hands were swollen and it hurt to do just about anything with them. Sunscreen was useless by then as all it did was remove the uppermost layer of skin so that the sun could get to the next one. I became like a vampire in that even exposing my neck or hands to direct sunlight was painful and indirect light hurt when the wind kicked up and blew across them.

Next year, I must remember to bring both rain gear (which I did bring) AND sunscreen.

At the end of the second day, both David and I were hitting the boomers at 380yds with reliable repetition and were working on the ones farther out. In fact, on the last round of free fire, David hit his boomer nine out of 15 times.

There was one problem though; the boomers weren’t going off. Joe Huffman had created a very good mix in testing but when put into mass production, the manufacturing process wasn’t as standardized as necessary. Not that it really mattered all that much, David and I were just glad to be hitting them.

By the day of the event, Joe had fixed the mass production difficulties and Boomershoot 2005 was off and running.

Yesterday when I was speaking of what I liked about Boomershoot, I mentioned the word “Safety�. I was not kidding. To get onto the firing line on the day of the event you had to recite the “Minimum Safety Rules�. This is a first for any event I have attended and I believe that it helps a great deal in making sure everyone is safe. This is coming from a guy who almost didn’t pass the recitation. I was repeating the rules in my head on the way to the event, knowing that I would be made to recite them at the sign in table. But just like any go/no go test I nearly froze up and was within a hair of forgetting to say rule number three.

There were at least a dozen Boomershoot staff members at any one time walking the firing line keeping an eye out and making sure every one was being safe. Joe also gave the participants express permission to verbally stop anyone acting in an unsafe manner until a staff member could be called upon. I am glad to say that about the only unsafe thing I saw was someone not wearing their ears and eyes while behind their rifle, and that was after the fact when they were remarking how dumb they were for doing so.

Speaking of the firing line, here it is looking to the south,

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And to the north,

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You can see the .50cal Ghetto on the far left side. I feel sort of sorry for the folks who get put in there due to the amount of blast, noise and dust their rifles put out and kick up. Then I remember that these guys own .50cal rifles and my sympathy immediately disappears.

This was, by far, the most attended Boomershoot since its inception with somewhere around 96 people in attendance. Another remarkable point when you take the level of safety into account.

After the lunch break the shows begin. We have The Fireball,

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The Anvil Launch

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And the Bowling Ball Mortar

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Things to make you scream “Yeeaaaaahhhh!�

At the end of the day, time is set aside for what is know as “Boomer Hunting� where participants go onto the range and collect and shoot any unexploded boomers.

Here are a couple pics from the Boomer Hunters on the 380yd line

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And that about wraps up my tale of Boomershoot 2005. Once again, I will repeat that you need to go to this in 2006, even if you don’t plan on shooting. There are dozens of great people to talk to and rifles to look at. I have already convinced the Analog Wife that she will be going next year if for no other reason than to tell me when to put on the SPF 50.

I will inform all of you when the dates for Boomershoot 2006 are announced.

As Kim du Toit stated in his original post after Boomershoot 2004, Joe Huffman is a national treasure and I will go so far as to include the crew that helps him put this event together and makes it happen in that description as well. Thanks Joe.

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Howdy All!

I’m back, safe and sound and in one slightly crispy piece. Sorry for the lack of posting over the duration of my trip.

Here’s the scoop: first off, Trib’s Place, the B&B I told y’all I’d be staying at while at the Boomershoot only had a dial up connection and it was just too much of a pain in the ass to reconfig my laptop and use it. Next, I stayed there with the venerable Kim du Toit and the Son & Heir. You try blogging when you have those two to conversate with. Thirdly, there was a truckload of shooting going on and it is hard to type when shouldering a rifle. Lastly, there were just way too many very excellent people there to not stay out until the near wee-hours BSing to go back and blog.

My apologies.

To make up for that though, I have a decent selection of pics that I’m currently editing for posting early Wednesday morning.

Watch this space.

I am currently working on switching my schedule back to that of nightwalker and recovering from self-inflicted injuries sustained during the trip. It is mainly just a very bad sunburn on the backs of my hands that makes it rather painful to do anything with them, including type. Let me get another day’s worth of aloe on them and we’ll see you all tomorrow morning.

Oh, and one more thing; I have made my lodging reservations for next year’s Boomershoot on an approximate set of dates. When I find out the actual dates I will both firm those up with Trib’s Place and then inform everyone reading RNS.

Even if you don’t plan on shooting, if you live within a day’s drive and don’t make time available to attend next year’s event, you’re either comatose or you’re a puss. This has now become one of my must-do activities.

I have done a large number of shooting events in the past 20-plus years I’ve been shooting, both competitive and non-competitive. This is the best I have been to. There isn’t even a close second in terms of the people (especially the host and staff), the activity, the safety and the location.

Start setting up your time off around the last week of April/first week of May 2006.

See you all here tomorrow.

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