Category Archives: Kewel!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Just to make sure we’re wearing our green Remember, this is ‘SoftGreenGlow.Com’

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INDC Exposure

This caught my eye when it appeared at INDC on Friday, On another note, I have spoken about the RightTalk online radio network here before and have them in my blogroll. Congratulations to Bill at INDC as he will be … Continue reading

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The After

Professor Booty here, back with the ‘After’ photo from the student I spoke of yesterday. You’ll remember that she has a fixation with the “80’s Hair Metal Slut� look and just will not let it go.

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Rules Violation

Good Heavens, does this Analog Kid fellow go shooting every weekend? He does! Damn! Anyway, here at the Occidental Tush Institute we’ve just finished grading mid term exams. Now, I am only here one day a week, but I have … Continue reading

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Cool New Gear

Val at the Babalu Blog is branching out with his own line of CafePress goodies. Cups, hats, stickers, magnets, buttons, bags, shirts and even thong underwear. All available with this image emblazoned up on them Kewl For the student, I … Continue reading

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Good form Ms.Parker

But you didn’t nail the landing. One of my pupils at the Royal Keister Academy of Fanny Dynamics, one of those hard body science schools, is Miss Parker. Now, Ms. Parker is a wonderful student but she has, umm, episodes. … Continue reading

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Forgetful Professor

I don’t know know where I put my mind last weekend, but I forgot that February was Black History Month. You see, at the University of Immaculate Observation, where I teach a course in Classical Birthday Suit Perception two days … Continue reading

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Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag

But the Analog Mom has a brand new car. Congratulations, Ma!

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A Zoology Question

Professor Booty again. While The Kid is out taking pot-shots, I was wanting to ask a question. Now, we know Da Nukevet is an avid angler, much to PeTA’s disdain, and I was wondering if he or any of the … Continue reading

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Impressing the Great Apes

Haloo, Professor Booty here. One of my colleagues is in a bit of hot water for some funny business at the lab. Gorilla Foundation rocked by breast display lawsuit. Former employees say they were told to expose chests. Two former … Continue reading

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