Good Heavens, does this Analog Kid fellow go shooting every weekend? He does! Damn!
Anyway, here at the Occidental Tush Institute we’ve just finished grading mid term exams. Now, I am only here one day a week, but I have close to 45 students who had to show their knowledge of gluteus maximizing and, despite what you might think, we only grade on the curves, not A curve, which complicates things.
I have one student that, when she arrived in my class, was a basket case. While she had good form, she had no style, presentation or grace.
I mean look at this,
All covered up and panty lines from here to Toledo!!!
I never taught an “80’s Hair Metal Slut� class, even when their popularity was at its height. In fact, a large population of the staff, myself included, treated the instructors of that genre like the staff of Columbia University treats registered Republicans.
Oh there I went and got political. My apologies.
I had to take this picture to record the violation of school policy so that it could be placed into her permanent record (yes, they do actually exist) and I now use it as a ‘What Not To Do’ example in my class introduction.
Tomorrow, I will return with her ‘current’ photo. Let’s just say that she has made a rapid improvement.
In the mean time have a nice day everyone.