Haloo, Professor Booty here. One of my colleagues is in a bit of hot water for some funny business at the lab.
Gorilla Foundation rocked by breast display lawsuit. Former employees say they were told to expose chests.
Two former employees of the Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the “talking” ape, have filed a lawsuit contending that they were ordered to bond with the 33-year-old female simian by displaying their breasts.
Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller, both of San Francisco, are taking on the Woodside nonprofit and its president, Francine “Penny” Patterson.
Now, I like to have fun in the lab, but I always keep my work and my play separate for reasons such as this.
OK, maybe not always.
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I told her she could sleep on the couch.
Some minor behavioral training may be in order. Lucky girl, she gets a second date with the Professor!