Category Archives: Kewel!

The full title is Trail Safe: Averting Threatening Human Behavior in the Outdoors. There are four points to recommend it: 1) It’s a practice manual on applying principles of personal defense to outdoors situations. In that, I think it’s unique. … Continue reading →

From the AoSHQ Sex-Changing Chemicals Found In Potomac; May Explain State Department’s Complete Lack of Balls

Notice: I am receiving these from the Professor at very odd intervals. Today’s arrived last Monday and tomorrow’s on Thursday. All attempts to contact him are for naught; he isn’t at OTI or any of the other schools he frequents. … Continue reading →

MiG 21 for sale. You know you want to look.

She turned around and smiled. She passed me and walked into the room I had just stepped out of. I wanted to say something, like “Hello, my name is Professor John Thomas Booty. And who might you be?” but I had an inkling … Continue reading →

Why? How? All I remember is that I was sleeping. I awoke in a lush, bricklain desert villa. Had I just been drinking too much tequila? No. Maybe. With the fog still in my eyes, I stepped out onto the veranda. … Continue reading →

Sorry for the short shrift today. Got stuck at work after my wonderful co-workers decided that “Snowpocolypse 2007” was just too much for them and had “extra-credit” work (notice I didn’t say extra-pay) to finish. However, this looks as though … Continue reading →

My least favorite season is summer. In fact, the only reason I even keep it on the list is becuase, at least when when it doesn’t rain here, the wimminfolk have a tendacy to walk around rather skimpily dressed. Otherwise, … Continue reading →

I knew you could. Now try “Overpriced”. Excellent. You have just described the two vehicles that will put GM even deeper in the red than they already are. The new Camaro And the new Firebird Of the two, I’d run … Continue reading →