Category Archives: Kewel!

How Much Money Can You Come Up With On Short Notice?

Sealand is for sale! For sale: the world’s smallest country with its own flag, stamps, currency and passports. Apply to Prince Michael of Sealand if you want to run your own storm-tossed nation — even if it is just a … Continue reading

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Kewl from Canada

In case you hadn’t been keeping up with Mugwug’s Zombie Motivational Posters (tsk, tsk), he has gone and made a calendar of them via Lulu.com. I do not know if he is “selling” them per se, but you might ask?

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New Booty

I hope everyone is doing well out there with the well wishes I sent them last weekend. While I don’t actually consider them resolutions, I have taken them somewhat seriously and even went out and found myself some new 2007 … Continue reading

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The Soundboard: They Don’t Want You to Have It

Because he came up with the cleverest name for my HK 91 clone “Hans, as in, You can have my rifle when you pry it from my cold, dead Hans” Although I didn’t use it, preferring “The Hun Bastard” instead, … Continue reading

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Show and Tell

Long about the day after Christmas, I added up my loot (cash and gift cards) and ventured on down to Ye Olde Electronics Store (aka: Best Buy) and got me one of these. After taking far too long to figure … Continue reading

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No Damn Way!

Yesterday’s extended forecast for Seattle and vicinity Moderating El Nino is on the way: Weather pattern will help temper our wild winter You have got to be kidding me! I just bought new tires to deal with this crap! I … Continue reading

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Do Be Careful, Tonight

I wouldn’t want anyone to over do it. These are the years of our lives. Let us not waste them. For to do so would be mad. One more time with the bagpipes from Laura MacKensie Auld Lang Syne And … Continue reading

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2006: Over and Out

I’m really too busy getting ready for the party tonight to be doing this, but here are a couple more well wishes to the readers of RNS for the up and coming year, 2007. 2006 a bad year for you? … Continue reading

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Not Really Resolutions

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The Soundboard: So Long, Mr. Dynamite

With the passing of Soul Brother #1 on Christmas morning, The Soundboard would like to thank him for his life of innovation and entertainment by handing out this bit of tunage to you. Hot Pants – James Brown While he didn’t … Continue reading

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