Category Archives: Dare To Be Stupid

Somebody here needs to learn

How to diffuse a “situation”. This is what happens when 67 years of ornry meets 20-something of “talkin’ tough”. The smack talk goes on for 1:30 before the actual smackin’ starts. Yet one more reason not to ride public transit. … Continue reading

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A fool and his mind

Are so easily parted. It seems that all it took for this guy is a demand for respect of a religion. The idea of children being allowed to carry knives while at school sounds like a red rag to a … Continue reading

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Stimulus

The only thing being stimulated here is people’s greed And my ire. The Polk County school district is giving away iPods to some parents. The school district is using the device to reward parents of children with disabilities who fill … Continue reading

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Oh, the pain!

I never thought that hyper-leftist Jane Hamsher could cause my sides to split from laughter like she did earlier this week. I have a hard time in general with the language police, even when it’s Rahm Emanuel we’re talking about … Continue reading

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If I had any financial ties to them

They’d be severed tomorrow Rosemary O’Neill of the Social Strata media company As of today, we’ve made a somewhat radical change to our corporate policies.  Every single full-time Social Strata employee now has access to unlimited paid leave.  Why would … Continue reading

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The Future Leaders of America

Whiny shits. “I can’t work this hard now to be happy in the future. That’s unreasonable.” Wait until they try doing it while working full time. Then they’ll see just how reasonable it was. Also, I do wonder if Mrs. … Continue reading

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Apple’s Trackphone

The chick at the Postal Annex and I were chatting the other day as I shipped some stuff, and we got onto the subject of tentacle hentai. (It was a totally innocent conversation, I swear!) Anyway, she mentioned her boyfriend … Continue reading

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Wut?

Easily the stupidest thing I’ve learned this year. After taking a class that covered global warming last year, Jill Saylor decided to save energy by drying her laundry on a clothesline at her mobile home. “I figured trailer parks were … Continue reading

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What is sad is that he’s right

Future Pundit’s Randall Parker writes about the “diplomatic problems” that might be created if we humans were physically able to deflect an asteroid and actually had to do so. Feel free to start a list of people in the comments … Continue reading

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Apples and Bananas

Alternate title: What if I were a platypus and other useless ponderings. Eli at the hyper-progressive FireDogLake blog has many useless ponderings. Sometimes he even commits them to the electronic memory of Teh Intarwebs. What if Global Warming were a … Continue reading

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