Apple’s Trackphone

The chick at the Postal Annex and I were chatting the other day as I shipped some stuff, and we got onto the subject of tentacle hentai. (It was a totally innocent conversation, I swear!) Anyway, she mentioned her boyfriend had wanted her to post some (chaste) pix of herself holding her cute little octopus vibrator on 4chan!.  Oh, no, no no, said I; if the internet is forever, 4chan is doublepluseternity, especially since her pix would immediately be downloaded by every denizen of the tentacle hentai channel — a real live female tentacle hentai enthusiast, they’d say, how rare! I must preserve her, my preciousss! –  and they’d do their best to worship her over the coming decades and centuries by reposting her pix as often as they could. Tam had some similar regrets about a bikini photo, I believe.

Anyway, here’s further proof why you just don’t mess with 4chan. Especially if you’re photographing evidence of drug use with a GPS-enabled iPhone. From the White House.

h/t: Dan Riehl. Possibly faked, but as he notes, too good not to post anyway.

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6 Responses to Apple’s Trackphone

  1. Hrmm, I should see if my iPhone tags images like that.

  2. Tam says:

    Please. Who cuts dope with a double-edged blade?

  3. Colt Springfield (the original) says:

    Isn’t it interesting that it took 3 months for Obama Hussein to make a decision on our troops in Afghanistan,while in a little more than 24 hr.,the Obamunists are dumping everything they can into Haiti,where there was nothing to speak of to start with.

    Get ready Florida,you’re going to be deluged by another round of future machete-wielding gang members,out of their minds on khat.

  4. Kyle says:

    r.e. Colt Springfiled – Haiti rocked by earthquake. Over $3,000 in damage reported.

    The headline on this morning’s paper I saw in the lobby was silly. It said, “Haiti: Destruction, Despair.”

    Excuse me, isn’t that the case EVERY day in Haiti?

  5. Tam says:

    Khat’s big in Haiti? Huh. The things I learn on Al Gore’s intertubes.

  6. Davidwhitewolf says:

    Double-faced politicians use double-edged blades, I’d imagine. ;p

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