Author Archives: Professor Booty

Truly Sick

Posted on February 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

I don’t know who did this, Bald eagles found slaughtered in Vancouver B.C. A flash of white feathers lured Julie Bryson-McElwee’s dog into the bush. She followed when he didn’t come back. A dead bald eagle lay on the forest … Continue reading →

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They should give her the store

Posted on February 6, 2005 by Professor Booty

You show up for work, day in and day out, and after a couple weeks, your checks start bouncing and no one is ordering supplies. I’ve worked for some crappy managers, but nothing like this, Fast-food shop owner takes off, … Continue reading →

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Whupped

Posted on February 5, 2005 by Professor Booty

I have, sitting in my email, a collection of links that contains enough stuff to keep me writing for 4+ hours. The trouble is, after another 14 hours at work (to cap off a 58 hour work week), I don’t … Continue reading →

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #1

Posted on February 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

We got three bouts on the card for today. First up in the Lightweight Class is the Analog Kid His Tag Team Partner! The Champion: Marine Corps Lt. Gen. James Mattis and his statement, You go into Afghanistan, you got … Continue reading →

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #2

Posted on February 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

The Next bout on the card today… The Champion in the Cruiserweight Class: Kim du Toit! The Challenger: The Washington Post! The WaPo comes out strong with a jab and a high kick with this quote, If a worker sets … Continue reading →

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #3

Posted on February 4, 2005 by Professor Booty

In our Feature Bout, we have a two heavyweights competing in a grudge match battle royale! In this corner: Kevin Baker of The Smallest Minority Blog! In the other corner: Saul Cornell, “Associate Professor of History and Director of the … Continue reading →

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AK’s SOTU Review

Posted on February 3, 2005 by Professor Booty

So I listened to the SOTU last night. Over all, not bad at all. Certainly not great, but not bad. One thing I would like to ask is this, why was Social Security Reform a necessity when Clinton was President, … Continue reading →

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Good News, Bad News

Posted on February 2, 2005 by Professor Booty

First the ‘Bad News’ It seems that my email has been hacked. I literally have nothing from before about 1700PST last night. If you have emailed me in the past, email me again so that I can fill up my … Continue reading →

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Cross Your Fingers Folks!

Posted on February 2, 2005 by Professor Booty

I’ll be a work during the SOTU tonight, but I’ll still be listening for this. Bush to Call for Near-Freeze in Spending President Bush will call for a near-freeze in the overall growth of government spending not connected to national … Continue reading →

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Homer Simpson Got A New Job

Posted on February 2, 2005 by Professor Booty

After Mr. Burns fired him for the last time, it seems that Homer and family moved to Hartford, Connecticut. Evacuate! Evacuate! … Oh, never mind Despite what residents may have seen on television, the state of Connecticut was not ordered … Continue reading →

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