Smackdown Friday: Bout #1

We got three bouts on the card for today.

First up in the Lightweight Class is the Analog Kid

His Tag Team Partner! The Champion: Marine Corps Lt. Gen. James Mattis and his statement,

You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil,” Mattis said during a panel discussion. “You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them.”

The Challenger: The Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) and their statement,

CAIR Executive Director Nihad Awad. “These disturbing remarks are indicative of an apparent indifference to the value of human life.” Awad urged that “appropriate disciplinary action” be taken against Gen. Mattis.

And General Mattis is having an easy time of it, but he strolls on over to the corner and tags in the Kid.

What’s the Kid going to do?

It looks like he’s reaching back, back, back for a quote…Oh Good Golly, this is gonna be a doozy! And No! CAIR is unable to make it back to their corner to tag in their partner, Al Qiada!

“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” – George Orwell

Ouch, that had to hurt! CAIR is standing there in sort of a drunken stupor teetering with a real sad look on their face.

And CAIR doesn’t realize it yet, but they’ve been shown for the rat bastards they are. With that last blast, the Kid shows them that General Mattis and men just like him have fought and died for them to be able to say the ignorant crap they do.

Uh-oh! It looks like CAIR is sending out a yell for help to the Main Stream Media to back them up and give them relevance. Will they get it?

The ref is giving CAIR a standing eight count. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,

To be continued…….