Smackdown Friday: Bout #2

The Next bout on the card today…

The Champion in the Cruiserweight Class: Kim du Toit!

The Challenger: The Washington Post!

The WaPo comes out strong with a jab and a high kick with this quote,

If a worker sets aside $1,000 a year for 40 years, and earns 4 percent annually on investments, the account would grow to $99,800 in today’s dollars. All of that money would be the worker’s upon retirement. But guaranteed benefits over the worker’s lifetime would be reduced by approximately $78,700 — the amount the worker would have contributed to Social Security but instead contributed to his private account, plus 3 percent interest above inflation. The remainder, $21,100, would be the increase in benefit the worker would receive over his lifetime above the level he would have received if he stayed in the traditional system.

But wait, du Toit is untouched! Its like the WaPo didn’t even touch him. What the hell is going on?

Oh wait, I see it now.

It looks like Matt Drudge is in his corner yelling a White House Press Release!

Under President Bush�s plan, participants would get EVERY SINGLE PENNY OF THEIR RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS�BOTH the PRINCIPAL AND INTEREST.

The President�s plan for personal retirement accounts does not have a �claw back.� Under the President�s plan, you, not the government, get all the gains in your personal retirement account. The amount you receive from the government is NOT reduced if your personal account does well. The better your account does, the better off you are.

I don’t know what kind of magic-mumbo-jumbo that is, but it works like an 8yr old in a Kathy Lee Gifford sweatshop!

And now comes du Toit’s first offensive move. Again, I can’t quite see what he’s doing, but it looks like….Have Mercy, Miss Percy! He’s reaching to his hip and pulling out a Colt Python revolver!

The hammer goes back and…

I had to put the whole thing in, because the more the mainstream media lie, the bigger the responsibility I have to refute them.

At least 60 million people have figured out that the mainstream media, the philosophy they represent, and the political party they so slavishly support, are all full of shit.

And we�ve figured out that GWB, despite being the �clumsy oaf from Texas� is smarter and more principled than the Left are; that his policies and principles are more in line with most Americans� than theirs are; and that he�s a better leader of this nation than Fuckface, Blowjob Boy and the Peanut Farmer could ever have hoped to be, by an exponential factor.

Don’t bother calling an ambulance, Martha! Have ’em send the meat wagon. The WaPo is dead.

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One Response to Smackdown Friday: Bout #2

  1. rimfirejones says:

    If only Kim du Toit wasn’t so subtle.

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