Author Archives: Professor Booty

Some Enchanted Evening

Posted on January 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

On an evening when the snow was starting to come down, The Rivrdog got hungray. Hungry for some pizza. He then goes on to explain the finer points of real pizza. And not the stuff that gets delivered to your … Continue reading →

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From Mom

Posted on January 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

Got this in an e-mail from my mom yesterday. I laughed at it and then remembered our Gubernatorial election. Then I had to stop laughing. God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the … Continue reading →

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Its Good to be The King

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

Long Live the King Happy 70th

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Skinheads Who Don’t Want To Go Bowling

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

Today, in Portland. As a white supremacist group gears up to target Portland residents this weekend, anti-racist activists are fighting back. Members of the Tualatin Valley Skins are planning to meet this weekend in Gabriel Park to distribute leaflets and … Continue reading →

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Congress did something RIGHT?

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

My man, ex-King County and now Congressman for Washington State’s 8th District, Sherrif Dave Reichert, was named to the House Homeland Security committee on Friday. Being the #1 cop in the most populated county in the state, I’m pretty sure … Continue reading →

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And the courts will probably give into him

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

It’s Canada, after all. VICTORIA, British Columbia (AP) � A homeless man is asserting he is entitled to sleep on the grounds of a historic site in the British Columbia capital, even if he winds up in prison. David Johnston, … Continue reading →

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You know you’re a sicko

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

When your hooker calls the cops on you. A hooker turned in a john after she saw disturbing child pornography on the man’s home computer, police said Thursday. Detective Carlos Negron, police spokesman, said police were contacted by the prostitute … Continue reading →

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The Dumbest Idea for a Hunting Jacket

Posted on January 7, 2005 by Professor Booty

Good Lord! What in the hell were they thinking?

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Count ANY Vote: Part Semnadtsat

Posted on January 7, 2005 by Professor Booty

Alternate Title: The Never Ending Story Today is the day that the Washington State Republicans are rumored to be filing their lawsuit contesting the certification of Democrat Christine Gregoire as Governor. The Republican court challenge to Christine Gregoire’s election as … Continue reading →

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I certainly hope so

Posted on January 7, 2005 by Professor Booty

From World Net Daily: Has U.S. threatened to vaporize Mecca? Intelligence expert says nuke option is reason bin Laden has been quiet Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden’s terror network executed an attack on U.S. soil since 9-11? Simple, says Dr. … Continue reading →

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