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Blastorama Time!

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Git yer guns out and ready, It is the January edition of the Blogger Blastorama, folks! When: This Saturday in between 1200 and 1300. Where: Renton Fish & Game rifle and pistol range Why: Because it’s January, of course. What … Continue reading →

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The Happy Hooker

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

That is my new nickname for Mary Mapes. “She who would sell out her last ounce of journalistic credibility to get a chance to attack George W Bush” was just too long and not catchy at all. Laurence has started … Continue reading →

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More Tsunami News

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

First up, The Poor Schmuck finds proof of what we all were pretty sure was true, Some NGOs like Aid India did a wonderful, focussed job, there were many others which were wasting time and money, more interested in brand … Continue reading →

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Another One Bites the Dust

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Over the weekend, there were reports that during an attack on a jihadi/Baathist stronghold in the town of Aaytha (30mi south of Mosul), we accidentally hit the wrong structure, killing anywhere from 5-14 people. Well, it turns out that we … Continue reading →

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They’re Openly Advocating the Overthrow of the American Government

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Can we shoot these black clad losers now? Anarchist Resistance, on what they would like to see during the inauguration, This January, let the world see not a display of American Patriotism from the right and American “free speech” from … Continue reading →

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So as to not sully their little minds

Posted on January 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Or make them have to think. Someone has come up with “The FOX Blocker!” It screws inline with your coax and supposedly blocks FOX News from your cable box. Lord knows the lefties can’t stand dissent of any kind, even … Continue reading →

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By Ourselves, For Ourselves: Part 4

Posted on January 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

And with a fresh new week comes a fresh new post. If you have not yet read the first three installments, I suggest you do so as it will be of help in understanding just where this is coming from. … Continue reading →

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Making fun of the Left

Posted on January 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Should be done everyday, but on some days, you need to gather up a bunch of stupid stuff and pass it around for display. To start with, my local leftie fuckwit, David Neiwert of Orcinus, once again proves his ability … Continue reading →

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Monday Gun Post

Posted on January 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

To start with, Joe Huffman used a Claire Wolfe quote on his blog last week. America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. An alert reader left … Continue reading →

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Upon the Topic of ‘Being Unprofessional’

Posted on January 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

You may remember the post from a couple of weeks ago about the leftie radio talkshow host who couldn’t figure out what good sending an aircraft carrier would do to help the tsunami victims. Varifrank had to get ‘unprofessional’ in … Continue reading →

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