Iowahawk haz genius post. Go read whole thing:
YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 67%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.1% WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>STIMULATE ECONOMY
HOW?
>$1 TRILLION TARP
YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GOLD FOR THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>BORROW GOLD
FROM?
>CHINA
Absolutely.Farging.Brilliant!!!!!
Adventure was one of the most awesome games ever. I still have the maps my dad made of the mazes around here somewhere.
I remember one day I ticked my mom off, she could never figure out how to get past the snake. I released the bird and it attacked and her response was “Well SOB”.
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