Shot down in flames

Again.

Yesterday the SCOTUS tossed out New York City’s lawsuit against the makers of feminine hygiene products in which NYC stated that the manufacturers were responsible for tens of thousands of cases of toxic shock syndrome per year.

Wait. That’s not right.

Oh wait. Here it is.

Yesterday the SCOTUS tossed out New York City’s lawsuit against the makers of ball point pens in which NYC stated that the manufacturers were responsible for the mental anguish caused by the misspelling of words. The numbers of words misspelled easily exceeds the hundreds of millions per year.

Damn. Wrong again.

Ahh, now I’ve got it.

Yesterday the SCOTUS tossed out New York City’s lawsuit against the manufacturers of thong underwear in which NYC stated that the manufacturers were responsible for millions of tens of thousands of unwanted pregnancies per year.

Ahh, fukit! Here’s the story.

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One Response to Shot down in flames

  1. Brian says:

    Loved it,, thats funny right there I don’t care who ya are

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