Sit-Com material?
Not so much, says Moira MacDonald
“Nothing ever ends,” says a superhero character in “Watchmen,” somewhere around the film’s two-and-a-half hour mark. In a movie filled with such gruesome moments as a kid biting off someone’s cheek, a man’s hands being sawed off, a leeringly photographed near-rape and a prisoner coated in boiling grease, the line brings its own special terror. Does this movie have superpowers of its own, perpetually expanding to fill any amount of time?
If she didn’t like it, you probably will.
Ok, that is just wrong. Period.