Executive Notes

Hello, Ulthar here.

Sorry to interrupt things at a human website but I have to vent a bit and I thought that this might be a good place to do so.

Anyway, it seems as though my Chief of Staff and his assistant have invited eight more humans to share my living space. I’ve heard that they’ll be here for a week, but since I have no concept of time, I don’t know how long that is going to be, but it is currently feeling like forever.

I’m sure that he has told you that five of these new humans are still in the “kitten” age range. Getting to my private cafeteria, as well as the Executive Bathroom, is like running a gauntlet of small hands all wanting to squeeze and pull. In fact, just this afternoon I had to give one of them the business end of my hand blades.

Thankfully though, I have a semi-intelligent staff who finally moved my Cafeteria and Bathroom to the upper floor of the suite.

The dogs, dumb as they are, are in heaven with the presence of the “invaders”, as I’m liking to call them. Oh sure, the Assistant made sure that their refuse was cleared from the rear yard area before the visitors arrived, but that hasn’t stopped the dogs from repopulating it with little surprises for the humans to step in.

Once these new humans leave those dogs will pay for their not being able to contain them to one area like civilized animals. Oh yes, they will pay dearly.

Well, that is enough from me. For now. I’m going to see what kind of damage I can cause the young ones while they sleep. I’ll trying jumping and landing on their heads tonight. I’ve watched the large human login enough times to learn his password and I learned to type in the womb, why do you ask?

Caio.

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Note to self #1: Make sure the Chief of Staff takes a more flattering picture of me in the future.

Note to self #2: Don’t forget to kill some birds this summer in the rear yard area. Not as a gift to the humans. Just for entertainment.

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P.S.: Thank you for visiting the various “LOLCats” sites. We cats do not have anything for our “Special Olympians” to do to earn their keep and the ads on those sites pay for their food and staff costs.