Monthly Archives: June 2005

That Darn Cat!

Posted on June 13, 2005 by Professor Booty

Check this out. That is a Trencor 1660 trench digging machine being sold to Israel to find smuggling tunnels like the one Rachel “St. Pancakeâ€? Corrie died trying to protect. That thing will make a mess out of the next … Continue reading →

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Gun Show AAR

Posted on June 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

After stopping by the Analog Mom’s house to pick up Ken, the Analog Step-Dad, he, the Analog Wife and I went on down the show at the (unnamed county) Fairgrounds. Ken was looking for a holster and magazine for the … Continue reading →

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The Return

Posted on June 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

Hello everybody, Professor Booty here. By the time you read this I will be on my way home to the Occidental Tush Institute from San Marco, FL after my minor sailing misadventure. I apologize for having to ‘phone it in’ … Continue reading →

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Shop Til I Drop

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Well folks, I’m off to a local gun show to try and sell/trade my Bushmaster today so, when your’re done reading through RNS, take a slide on over to Eric’s Grumbles Before the Grave for the latest edition of the … Continue reading →

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Not Really Humility

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

The leader of the Kluless Kos Klan was sent a joke by a media consultant that he knows that I think you may find funny. I know I did. It’s funny because it is true, even if they won’t aknowledge … Continue reading →

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Come Sail Away

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Professor Booty: Dateline June 8th Hello, everyone. I had to email today’s entry to the Kid as I’m somewhat indisposed at the moment. You see, I took up a friend’s offer to go sailing earlier this week and I’m still … Continue reading →

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Greedy little pukes!

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

When the Washington State Democrats requested the hand recount that went on to get their candidate the win in the Governor’s race, they had to pay $730K to the state as a deposit. After they won the recount, they requested … Continue reading →

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It’s Too Hard to Do It Right!

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Still under assault here in Washington State under Democrat duress, we’re about to get a very ugly surprise. Since our last Governor’s election showed that it is just too damn difficult for election boards to keep the felons out of … Continue reading →

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Where’s the tolerance on their side?

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Three weeks ago there was a minor kerfuffle here in the Seattle/Tacoma area when an anonymous whiner complained to the Washington State Department of Licensing about a vehicle plate that read “JOHN316â€?. The DoL’s Official Review Board convened and finally … Continue reading →

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The Soundboard: Sucker for a Hook Series

Posted on June 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

Part 1 Confession 1: My name is Phil and I am an utter, total and complete sucker for a hook (some of the long time listeners to The Soundboard may have already figured this out). It doesn’t matter if it … Continue reading →

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