Monthly Archives: June 2005

They’re feeling sorry for themselves again

Posted on June 28, 2005 by Professor Booty

Since it doesn’t look like they’re going to get anywhere with their attempt to get Karl Rove fired for telling the truth, some on the left are taking part in what could be called “Bitch & Moan Therapyâ€?. Take this … Continue reading →

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By Ourselves, For Ourselves: Part 7

Posted on June 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

The topic of this post will focus on grouping together, also known as ‘Safety in Numbers’. But first a couple of things: First up, in Part 5, I wrote about first aid. Since then Doc Russia (an actual doctor) wrote … Continue reading →

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Thinking Properly

Posted on June 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

Sounds like my kind of guy, A hostage held alongside Australian Douglas Wood in Iraq has hired bounty hunters to track down his former captors, promising to eliminate them one by one. Swede Ulf Hjertstrom, who was held for several … Continue reading →

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Can you say “Hollywood Moonbat Nutjob�?

Posted on June 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

I knew you could. “And now, as we see American adventure abroad’ he (David Koepp} continues ‘in my mind it’s certainly back to it’s original meaning, which is that the Martians in our movie represent American military forces invading the … Continue reading →

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Miraculous Turnaround?

Posted on June 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

Is ‘No Child Left Behind’ the best thing to come out of government or what? The majority of states — 36 of them — say 80 percent to 97 percent of their high school students graduate on time, according to … Continue reading →

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Why the State Department exists

Posted on June 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

An uppity Italian judge has had 12 of our CIA agents arrested on kidnapping charges for allegedly capturing a Muslim cleric in Milan over two years ago. Since it seems as though Powell’s boys forgot to let them know why … Continue reading →

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If Hell is Relative…

Posted on June 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

Then by the time you read this, I’ll be in the Third Circle of the Inferno. You see, I’m off to the family reunion, as hosted by the Analog Mom. The Analog Wife is making her special homemade Guac and … Continue reading →

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With the Times

Posted on June 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

Well now, I seem to have struck a chord with some folks who stopped by yesterday. I guess I’m going to have to just keep on with the theme. Post it and they will come (or something like that). Once … Continue reading →

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More Toys For The Kid

Posted on June 25, 2005 by Professor Booty

I got a shipment in! Actually, I got 4 shipments in two days! All gun stuff! Some ammo. Some parts. Some more parts. Some accessories. Very Kewl! I am building a surprise for you all. OK, it’s really for me, … Continue reading →

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A Celebration

Posted on June 25, 2005 by Professor Booty

Well hello there! Seeing as how there are dozens of Gay Pride celebrations going on this weekend, I have decided to bring that theme to my weekend posts this weekend. While us straight men have really no reason to attend … Continue reading →

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