Monthly Archives: March 2005

Sounds Logical to Me

Posted on March 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

Q: How do you make Holy Water? A: Boil the Hell out of it. Found at Rocket Jones

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Dumb Ideas Getting Dumber

Posted on March 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Dumb Idea #1: Yesterday, Senate Democrats came up with this item called ‘The Nelson Amendment’ It is the sense of the Senate that Congress should reject any Social Security plan that requires deep benefit cuts or a massive increase in … Continue reading →

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I smell a salmon

Posted on March 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Kim du Toit links to this item, reportedly from a meeting in 1993 held by Handgun Control Inc. that lists their plans for nationwide disarmament in the near future (relative to 1993). I smell something fishy. Does anyone know where … Continue reading →

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Dissecting Elevators

Posted on March 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Actually, elevator pitches from Democrats. For those who aren’t familiar with sales/promotional lingo, an “Elevator Pitchâ€? is when someone trying to sell you something gives you a quick one or two sentences that are impossible to deny or disagree with. … Continue reading →

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More bad news for the Euros

Posted on March 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Yesterday I wrote about the EU economy being 20 years behind America’s. I also let it be know that they were only 20 years behind us if everything remained the same as it is now. Well, here is another report … Continue reading →

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That Economic Powerhouse: The EU

Posted on March 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

But enough joking around. A report from Friday out of Brussels concurred that the EU economy is 20 years behind America’s. Far from being a force to be reckoned with, Europe’s fascination with socialism has them so far behind us … Continue reading →

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Joe Wilson Lied

Posted on March 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

That’s it. You have got to read this and go tell a leftie to apologize for believing Wilson despite an abundance of evidence to the contrary. I wonder what their excuse for “The Plame Outingâ€? non-controversy will be now. Found … Continue reading →

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Forget about activist judges

Posted on March 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

People in Illinois should be worried about ARMED judges. After the shooting in an Atlanta courtroom last week, Illinois State Representative Larry Bomke is drafting a bill that will allow judges and magistrates to carry firearms in the courtroom. So … Continue reading →

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Its True!

Posted on March 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

Rodger has devised a pictograph of The 10 Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You Go See.

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Monday Guns of the Blogosphere

Posted on March 14, 2005 by Professor Booty

If you didn’t check out the Carnival of Cordite over the weekend, today would be a good time to do so. I’ve actually got my Boomershoot rifle in the Gun Pr0n section. Kevin Baker of The Smallest Minority is doing … Continue reading →

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