One of those sad stories with a happy ending

Posted on August 29, 2005 by Professor Booty

Late last year, shortly after the end of hunting season, my co-worker, Ron, went on vacation for the holidays. When he returned home, he found that he had been robbed. Namely, robbed of all of his firearms.

The thieving bastards knew exactly what they wanted and brought their tools along with them. They basically just cut Ron’s safe off of the wall with a sawz-all type power tool and handtrucked his safe right out the garage door.

Normally, these would be circumstances that would get your blood boiling, but when I tell you that his son’s first hunting rifle was in the safe, a Winchester Model 70 in .270 Win, ready to be given to him for his birthday in February, you might want to throw something. Don’t, it is bad form. Just wait until the next time you get a criminal in your possession and kick him one extra time, OK?

And this is where a very nice lady named Barb comes into the story.
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Not Looking Good

Posted on August 28, 2005 by Professor Booty

As you’ve probably heard, New Orleans is under a mandatory evacuation order. People are being made to sign waivers stating that they know there will be no emergency services available if they refuse to leave.

When the government is afraid you’re going to sue them, you know there is some bad shit happening.

The reports are coming that the city could easily be put under 15-30 feet of water before this is all over. With the guy who is in charge of the power grid stating that his agency will have to REPLACE the vast majority of the power grid in the aftermath and the fact that the water pumps that keep the city dry run on electricity, packing the Superdome with refugees doesn’t seem the smartest thing to do.

At least the bodies will be easy to gather.

Nukevet Neal lives less than 100 miles from New Orleans. Unfortunately, from this post, it appears that he is stuck in Canada of all places and they won’t let him go home, or at least all flights into Louisiana, except for emergency ones, have been shut down.

Good luck, Neal. Both in getting home to try and batten down and in making it through this hellstorm.

And if afterwards, Pat Robertson gets on the air and tries to blame this on Mardi Gras, Gays, Sodomy, or what have you, watch for me to offer money to kick his ass.

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Good News = 2 / Bad News = 1

Posted on August 28, 2005 by Professor Booty

Good News #1.

New guns, new guns, new guns, I got New Guns!

You shall see them tomorrow.

Bad News #1

It was too darn hot to sleep yesterday, so I’m going to the rack as soon as this posts.

Good News #2

I also finally got an email from the Professor. He’s a little pissed that I am working on a substitute, so one portion of it is full of four letter words and phrases that question the legitimacy of my birth, but I figure that if he’s half as pissed off at me as I am about him, I’m still twice as pissed as he is.

The title of the message was “I’m working my way back to you, babe�

I seriously hope that he isn’t meaning me and that someone I don’t know got CC’d on that. Otherwise I’m going to have to kick his ass for calling me ‘Babe’, something I’ve told him explicitly not to do, especially in person.

Other than that, he hasn’t told me a single thing about the “ASSignment� he keeps yakking about, which would peak my curiosity if I wasn’t wanting to send him to the ER for tweaking out.

I guess that this could also be considered ‘Good News’, but I’m doubled up on it and don’t want to push my luck right now; I’ve got the negotiations done for the Professor’s substitute finished and hopefully, Dr. Thai will be swinging by later today for an intro and a photo. He will definitely be here next week if Booty flakes out.

Dr. Thai works with the Professor and specializes in legs, so hopefully the temporary transition won’t be too odd.

Anyway, here is the pic that Booty sent in his email. He said something about the fact that he was feeling blue and then he met this girl.

I sometimes wish I could require drug checks on my co-poster.
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Posted on August 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

UPDATE: So that we stop bothering a very nice lady named Sara whose email addy mine is very close to, we are changing this up.

I apologize to all the folks who have added the ‘old’ new email addy to their address books, but this is the one we’re gonna use from now on.

Thanks,
AK

RandomNuclearStrikes – at – GMail – dot – com

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Workweek Over….

Posted on August 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

Must sleep!

49 clocked hours in four days, plus a dentist appointment yesterday morning means I feel like a zombie. And for all you hunters of the undead out there, this zombie shoots back, so make your first one good.

Still nothing from the Professor, and I mean nothing. Not a photo, a phone call or even a cryptic email. Again, I’d worry about him, but I’ve known him for too long to feel the need. That and he’s topping my fecal roster right about now.

I’m currently in negotiations with his substitute/replacement right now, but we’re still hammering out the minor details, so no booty for you today. But if I can get a few hours of sleep this morning, I should be able to get all that worked out and something set up for tomorrow.

I really want to rant about the assholes protesting outside of Walter Reed, but every time I even think about it, I want to call in an airstrike on that particular busstop.

Also, I’m hoping to get enough free time this weekend to go through the proposed draft of the Iraqi Constitution and things are looking good for that to happen. Watch for it Monday.

Until tomorrow then, ladies and gents. Be good to yourselves, you’re the only you you have.

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Loons of a Feather

Posted on August 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

It seems that the neo-Nazi community is in full agreement with Casey Sheehan’s mother and her fellow travelers and will be joining her in Crawford this weekend.

Color me unsurprised. Anyone with a pair of brain cells bouncing around knows that the racists and anti-Semites hate Bush and Crew, as well as the war in Iraq as much, if not more, than the anti-war crowd.

But you will not ever hear that from either the Bush hating crowd or the MSM. If you listen to them, the neo-Nazis are the same as the neo-cons and the two groups are in full agreement. Just read the comments section of any post about the Minuteman Project at this site.

In fact, I can guarantee that if any decent number of neo-Nazis show up in Crawford, you’ll be hearing screams of how Bush “called down his minions to try and discredit the Sheehan position”.

Not that she needs skinheads to discredit her position.

I just hope the press gets some good pictures of the faces on the Sheehan quisling’s faces when they hear the racist Nazi fuck nozzles start saying the exact same anti-Semitic crap that Media Whore Mama Sheehan has been wailing.

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Shotgun Gear Update

Posted on August 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

It seems I was remiss in my linkage in my shotgun gear post the other day. I spoke about a MOLLE shell carrying system and even showed pictures of it, but I did not link to the source.

Mistake corrected. (you have to scroll down a bit to find the pieces of the vest I’ll be creating)

Yes, the gear is pricey.

Also, in the comments section, reader Kyle left a link to a site called 3 Gun Gear and some folks were having difficulty getting the page to come up, so here is that site.

If you look around the various items they have on their pages, you’ll see a picture of a 3-Gun gamer who is just way into the sport. Wow, is he ever intense. In my olden days of comeptition, I had a small gaggle of women/girls who would come out to local matches to watch me compete.

I had my very own cheerleading squad and I never got that intense.

You will also see pics of this guy and others making tactical mistakes that work well in the game, but will get you killed in the real world.

The gear is most excellent though, so check it out.

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Truth May Be Stranger Than Fiction

Posted on August 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

But some people’s fiction is way dumber than truth.

Take, for instance, Klueless Kos Klanmember, G2geek’s moonbattery about ‘The Stroke Conspiracy’

This may sound terribly tinfoil-hat of me, but I think there’s something uncomfortably improbable about this:

a) A major figure in the civil rights movement.
b) The mother of a major figure in the peace movement.
c) The leading D in the Senate.

All suffering strokes of one degree or another, within a few days of each other.

At very least, a few things deserve to be looked into, to put this issue to rest one way or the other.

1. Are there any known means of inducing a stroke, either by some kind of drugs or toxins, or by other means such as focused microwave radiation directed toward the target?

2. Were there any irregular activities noted in the vicinity of all of these individuals? Any suspicious patterns?

3. Comparisons with statistical probabilities among equivalent demographic groups, and then comparisons between both the individuals above and comparable individuals on the other side of the fence.

Stroke should be normally distributed with respect to political affiliation, so there should be no difference between incidence among dissidents or opponents of the regime, and incidence among supporters of the regime.

Whoa pal, you may need to up the psychotropic meds there. You’re getting too close to the moon.

Yeah, the guy doesn’t want to believe in a conspiracy *cough*bullshit*cough*, but if you read down a bit further, the weirdness continues,

MLK and RFK and Fred Hampton were all shot by the government. people were outraged.why can’t it be possible that the evil doers who rule earth improve their methods?do you think wellstones death was life?

If you had trouble reading that, it wasn’t because the guy can’t punctuate or capitalize properly, it is because he has sunk to the bottom of the deep end and you all probably can’t see that far from the sane edge of the pool.

Link found at Drumwaster’s Rants

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Back to the Sphere

Posted on August 25, 2005 by Professor Booty

Seeing as how I’ve spent pretty much the last week doing things OTHER than blogging, I suppose I’d probably better weigh in on the junk going on out there. Not that my opinion is all that important or even new, but I want to get some stuff off my chest.

The easily offended can scroll down and enjoy some light hearted music in the post below. The same goes for those who aren’t so easily offended but are asking themselves if they really want to click the ‘More’ button.
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The Soundboard: Sucker for a Hook Series

Posted on August 25, 2005 by Professor Booty

Part 11: Down with the Wayback Machine

Now that I’ve finally come back to the 21st Century in my personal musical choices, I think I’m going to get just a bit naughty.

Today’s selection came out in the late summer of 2002 (if I remember right) and became an instant house-music anthem that you can’t get out of your head.

Unless you work at the Christian Coalition or with a group of utter prudes, it is probably work safe.

Who Da Funk – Shiny Disco Balls

Next week’s selection will not be safe for work in any way shape or form unless you work at a strip club or porno shop.

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