Poor Little Leftist

Over the weekend I angered a very deranged woman, apparently by visiting the place where she blogs part-time. Her name is Brenda (or as I prefer to call her, “Brendolina” because she does act quite childish and therefore deserves a childs name) and her comments are right here.

Brendolina has become obsessed with the history of RNS. Unfortunately for her, she doesn’t learn well so let me fill y’all in so we can move onto my question to you, the RNS reader. (Addendum Added)

Back in 2002, Nukevet Neal started up Random Nuclear Strikes as a place to vent. I found a link to RNS via the now defunct ‘A Small Victory’ blog and started regularly stopping by and helping Neal splat trolls. One day in May 2003, Nukevet Neal had to go away on business and asked me to blog sit for him, which I gladly agreed to do.

When he got back, he was gracious enough to leave me with a log-in, and the rest, as you can see by the archives, is history. Neal also invited a gentleman who blogged under the moniker ‘Puggs’ and we were ‘The 3 Amigos-Less Dancing, More Guns’. Neal covered the South and East portion of the US out of Baton Rouge, LA; Puggs covered the Northeast and Midwest via Ohio, which left me the left coast.

Puggs had a growing family and, being a good father, he wanted to spend more time with the wife and growing chilluns and took a bow after a while. Neal’s cancer research and veterinary work was getting quite heavy and it just worked him into a state to where he just didn’t have the time or inclination to blog anymore. It was then that he offered me the keys to the Mighty, Mighty Blogstation Bunker of RNS.

I, of course, accepted.

Neal is now living in Canada as a proud American citizen, having left the University Plantation that was LSU, and is still doing his groundbreaking cancer research. He also occasioanlly blogs at Life in the Atomic Age. Mark is living quietly with the wife and growing chilluns somewhere in the midwest, doing what the big bear of a man does best, provide. He stops by every now and then, as he did this weekend.

And as you all know, I’m still here. I’ve brought together my own gang of psuedo misfits: First was Professor Booty who helped me out when I didn’t feel like blogging weekends, and then, just last year, our good man David, who was just such a good and levelheaded guy when I met him at Boomershoot 05 that I thought he’d fit in quite well around here. And he has.

And that, in a nutshell, is the sordid and scandalous history of RNS.

Brendolina has a problem with this.

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Once again, I ask

Who exactly are the racists?

(This was supposed to appear on Friday, but thanks to the Saudi DoS attack, it had to wait until today) 

Danny Westneat is a Seattle Times columnist. Needless to say, he is a liberal. Or maybe he is a ‘progressive’, I sure as hell can’t tell the difference. You can read my previous rants about Westneat here.

In Friday’s Westneat column, Danny interviews a couple members of Seattle’s “African American’ community about one of the city’s longest standing, majority-black neighborhoods being “Invaded” (yes, they actually use that word) by white folks and how these community members feel about it.

While you really need to read the whole insulting piece, here are some quotes:

Stephens, 59, a retired school counselor, says he feels like the Indians after the settlers showed up.

“I don’t know how to put this politely, but we black folks feel like we’re being invaded,” he said. “You are coming in and taking over. We feel lost. We feel it’s inevitable the area’s going to become all white.”

The retired reverend of Mount Zion Baptist Church, Samuel McKinney, is the bluntest. He said the old Central District, poor as it was, didn’t need fixing up. As soon as money started to pour in, he knew blacks would be pushed out.

“Urban renewal always means Negro removal,” he said. He added the term “gentrification” means “return of the gentry” — a privileged class that insists on setting the rules.

I called Stephens later and asked: Have we given up on Martin Luther King’s dream that we all live side by side?

For now, he said. It’s a dream deferred. Whites have so much power and money they try to take over everything. And blacks have so little power and money they get overrun.

“We aren’t ready for integration,” Stephens concluded. “Neither of us.”

When the Analog Wife and I first moved into Seattle about nine years ago from the south end of the county, she found a house in the Central District that she absolutely loved for a rental rate that was well within our price range.

We missed getting it by about 30 minutes. We instead settled on the more ‘asian-centric’ (as Westneat would put it) Beacon Hill neighborhood.

I’m guess I can count myself as lucky that I never became “An Invader”

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These are some very confused individuals

Who really need to make up their minds.

First, it was “Bush rushed us into war”

Now, it is “Bush didn’t attack soon enough”

From the dKos front page

If the President killed Zarqawi, he would have killed the ability to falsely link Saddam and al Qaeda and convince the  American people that war was a necessary response to 9/11.

So, not only is the President not concerned about Osama bin Laden, but he also let Zarqawi roam free to bolster his case for war. How dare this administration and its supporters now point to our dissent as “hurting the war on terror”  or to our call for an exit strategy as aiding the terrorists.  

All along, the evidence has pointed to one man as “hurting the war on terror”: the President of the United States himself.

Which one is it Kos Kiddies? There is a fence there for a reason, you aren’t allowed to jump from side to side whenever it is convenient for you. Make up your damn minds people!

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More Seattle Racism

But, as is usual, it isn’t from caucasian race baiters.

No, once again, it is a result of liberal guilt.

No black contracts — no light rail

Dozens of people joined hands in prayer at a Sound Transit meeting yesterday, asking that politicians who run the agency find more jobs for black contractors.

The prayer ended a day of protest, in which 70 people waved picket signs at each end of a partly built train tunnel in Seattle, entered a fenced work area and briefly blocked traffic at Martin Luther King Jr. Way and Rainier Avenue South. Some irritated drivers tried to lurch through the protest group, but no one was injured.

Demonstrators said they’ve been frustrated for three years by the light-rail project from Westlake Center to Tukwila, where construction is nearing the halfway mark.

Blocking traffic and closing worksites because a certain group cannot get over the fact that King County’s light rail project cannot use a quota system to give out contracts.

This is what 30-plus years of affirmative action brings: People who think that JUST BECAUSE OF THEY ARE OF A CERTAIN RACE the government should be skipping over concerns for the fair use of the taxpayers money and the quality of the project to give them something.

Now that it has been gotten rid of, people who were enjoying the free ride and didn’t have to compete in the marketplace, they are getting feisty.

Imagine if the races were switched. This rather low key story that was quickly moved to the back burner in this town would be front page news and have contained words like ‘Racism’.

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I think it was PT Barnum

Who said “There’s a sucker born every minute”.

In the case of this article from today’s Seattle Times, it should be “There’s a idiot in Washington State buying a new computer every minute”

Washington has one of the highest rates of computer ownership in the nation — nearly three-quarters of adults own a computer. Yet we still have some things to learn about staying safe online.

According to a new survey by AARP:

• About half of Washington computer users don’t recognize phishing scams — 49 percent said they were unaware that banks don’t send e-mails to customers asking them to click a link to verify account information.

• About three-quarters of Washington Internet users didn’t know that a Web site’s privacy policy does not prevent the company from sharing customers’ personal information with others.

• Six in 10 computer users believe incorrectly that, by law, a Web site comparing prices of products or services must include the lowest available price.

Most computers bought by consumers come with free everything protection for the same reason most cars come with factory alarms systems: Because someone out there is going to try and screw you.

When the Analog Mom (AARP member) was thinking of buying her first computer around 18 months ago, she talked to everyone she knew who owned a computer, yours truly included, and then figured out what she needed and then priced those systems.

Is that so damn hard for people to do?

And what with 3/4 of Washington State residents owning a computer, who are the hermits who don’t know someone they can ask?

I remember a couple years back when you couldn’t turn on the TV news without hearing about hackers, vicious email spammers or people scamming computer owners through their email and you still hear about identity theft scams at least once a week on the damn news.

If people are unwilling to arm themselves against some sort of e-scam, then maybe, just maybe, they deserve some of what they get.

But then, of course, you still have middle aged women who think they’ll finally meet their ‘soulmate’ over the internet and guys who think that “Hot Chick” on the other end of the IM is really a woman.

Ladies, men lie. Guys, again, men lie. It’s a dude.

Criminals are usually criminals because they’re too stupid or socially ignorant to hold down a job. But some folks just make it too damn easy to be a e-criminal by being dumber than than them.

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These guys won’t let me sleep

So the guys who drive the trucks where I work got finished their review of the proposed contract.

As the title of this post suggests, they’re not happy.

I’ve seen it, and if I was them, I’d be ecstatic.

They like the numbers, but ‘The Language’ is now the issue. Something about senority vs. employee standing or some such nonsense.

So it was another vote for an extension to ‘work out the language’. Thankfully, the next vote isn’t until I get back from vacation.

As for the shindig afterwards, the garlic roast beef was delicious. There was also a very spicy pork dish that I made sure to bring home a sample of.

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Re-Vent

Yesterday’s vent felt especially wonderful after I was done. And just in case the idiot men-children decide that they want to mess around here some more, here are the ones who didn’t make the cut for yesterday.

Miss Erica Campbell, who graduated from the Occidental Tush Institute, CLAss of 99

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And Miss Nancie, CLAss of 98

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After first selecting Nancie, I decided against throwing a blonde into the mix yesterday. It may have excited Allah’s Holy Extollers of woman hatred, and we couldn’t have that.

Have a good rest of the weekend.

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I’m a free man!

For the next nine days or so, as of 0500 this morning.

My apologies for yesterday’s blackout. I would like to sincerely thank Hosting Matters for getting us back up as fast as they did, even if it wasn’t before I had to catch some Z’s. Everything I wanted to post yesterday is up today, except for one I’m saving for Monday. The Professor has even stopped by to offer his words on the haps with Jumpin’ Johny Jihad.

Anyway, I’ll be in and out today and then I’m going to the Teamster shindig this afternoon. From what I heard of the reading of the written contract, everything sounds hunky-dory with them, so I don’t have to be worried about getting slathered in BBQ sauce upon arrival.

But before that, I think I have a couple dozen emails I’ve let stack up that I’ve got to get to.

In the meantime, I’ll be nose deep in the catalog I finally recieved from LMC Truck Parts. They’ve been well recommended from other guys I know who have bought stuff through them. Anyone else heard any different?

Later, tater.

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The Soundboard: Keeping the depression away

This was supposed to posted yesterday, but Jammin’ Johnny Jihad decided to send a DoS attack to our hosts and, well, here it is today.

What with this being the weekend of Boomershoot, the premire long distance rifle adventure/event of the Pacific NW, an event I had been planning on attending since I drove away from the ‘Field o’ Boomers’ last year, until about six weeks ago when life intervened; and seeing as how I’m at home and not at Boomershoot, I figured I’d play a tune that somewhat describes how I feeeeeel about it.

I actaully have a nearly finished set of re-written lyrics for this tune around Boomershoot, but am too embarassed to finish them and especially post them. Just think about firearms when he speaks of musical instruments and of any favorite firearms retailer when he talks about record shops, I’m sure you can fill the rest in yourselves.

Here you go…

Brian Wilson – Barenaked Ladies

If I didn’t have a ‘Honey-do’ list during my time off, I probably would be just too damn depressed to get out of bed. At least over this weekend.

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Powerful Posteriors

So those boys who are afraid of women decided to try and shut down this place yesterday, eh? I don’t like getting political, but shutting down my weekend haunt really chaps my hide like a cheap pair of denim pants.

I truly do love how those types talk so tough, but show them a naked woman and they shield their eyes and run away yelling for her to be punished. They fear women having any power, most likely because they’re afraid of being laughed at in the boudoir. As it stands currently, if a woman does that, she’s likely to be severely beaten, legally.

And if there is one think I can’t stand more than a woman with a flat ass is men who beat their women.

Well then, if they’re gonna try to shut me down, let’s give them a reason.

On your knees, Abdul!

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I said, on your knees, beard-boy!

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Your Moo-hamed would have broken a leg trying to put his hands on one of those cheeks.

Ooops, I’m sorry, that was incorrect. He only liked molesting little girls. He was not man enough for a real woman.

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