Now THAT is one-upsmanship

You heard that The Obamessiah will be out in Cali stumping around with The Governator about the Stimupalooza, right?

Well, Ahnold’s got a surprise for him

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It’s good to see Arnie finally taking a stand on something!

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RNS Quote of the Day: 03/20/09

I don’t know who this guy is, or even if he’s real. But if he does exist, he’ll be the first through the gates of there-education  camps.

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the one’s down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV’s, ATV’s, RV”s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford

Queen Creek, AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot – they didn’t file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

I got a call from The Mom yesterday from which I learned that my brother’s ex-wife is in exactly the same state of predicament as the above mentioned neighbors. I’m of a mind to think that the conversation she initiated with The Mom was a financial fishing expedition.

But The Mom thinks it is just because I never could stand the sight of her (and when she’d open her mouth, I ‘d start looking for a cat to stuff into it).

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Can’t see the forest for the injunction

That is legislating from the bench, pure and simple.

Looks like they’ve learned from the anti-logging greenies how to stop something that might be good for society.

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No AWB for You in This Congress

Sebastian has the great news — and the math on the votes.

Hurrah for those 65 Democrats — and the NRA for orchestrating this blunt slapdown of a letter to Eric Holder.

Can prices go down now, please? I still can’t afford to buy a lower parts kit for my stripped lower receiver — or an upper receiver, for that matter.

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The Soundboard: Gown Time Edition

Today is the first of two days this year where I have to go to the “Medical Center”, get dressed into some very thin jammies, and then lay down on a cold metal table that will slide me through a very large rotating donut as it scans my torso in thin cross sections so that my Pulmonary Specialist can tell me that everything looks groovy and that she’ll see again me in six months when we’ll do it all again.

So, some “Medical Center” related tunage is what y’all will be getting today.

From their album Hello Nasty

Sneakin’ Out the Hospital – The Beastie Boys

I remember reading a review of their album The In Sound from Way Out wherein the writer stated that he really liked the B-Boys until they became a bad jazz band. He’s out of his gourd. This is one of those jazzy tracks.

Next up, from the compilation Hospital Mix #4 from Hospital Records

General Hospital – Syncopix

Yes, THAT General Hospital. That show’s opening track put through an electro-lounge filter.

Enjoy! (I know I won’t be allowed to).

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The Joys of Socialized Medicine: Part #592751-C

If His Teleprompterness is going to use ACORN to count us in the census, thereby ensuring a lopsided number of congressional districts, he may as well institute a National Health Care System so as to just eliminate us from the population completely.

The British government apologised Wednesday after a damning official report into a hospital likened by one patient’s relative to “a Third World” health centre.

Stafford Hospital in central England was found to have appalling standards of care, putting patients at risk and leading to some dying, according to a report on Tuesday.

Between 400 and 1,200 more people died than would have been expected in a three-year period at the National Health Service (NHS) hospital, according to an investigation by the Healthcare Commission watchdog.

“We do apologise to all those people who have suffered from the mistakes that have been made in the Stafford Hospital,” said Prime Minister Gordon Brown, questioned on the matter at his weekly grilling in the House of Commons.

Receptionists with no medical training were left to to assess patients arriving at the hospital’s accident and emergency department, the report found.

Julie Bailey, whose 86-year-old mother Bella died in the hospital in November 2007, said she and other family members slept in a chair at her bedside for eight weeks because they were so concerned about poor care.

“What we saw in those eight weeks will haunt us for the rest of our lives,” said the 47-year-old. “We saw patients drinking out of flower vases they were so thirsty.

“There were patients wandering around the hospital and patients fighting. It was continuous through the night. Patients were screaming out in pain because you just could not get pain relief.

“It was like a Third World country hospital. It was an absolute disgrace.”

When you let the government provide medical care for the lowest common denominator, that is what you’ll get too.

Up to 400 people per year died in one single hospital for the last three years. That is more than one unnecessary death per day.

And there are people demanding this program be started in the US tomorrow!

Since I’m not allowed to think that they’re doing so with malicious intent, I am only left with pure ignorance of the real history of programs such as the one in the UK as their excuse.

And speaking of governmental medical screw-ups, let us come back to our own shores to see how they’ve done it this time….

Free medical screenings for workers at Oak Ridge and other Department of Energy sites have been put on hold while DOE investigates an incident in which personal information could have been compromised and establishes a new protocol for handling such data.

The incident involved a lost disc containing the personal information for thousands of current and former employees at DOE’s Idaho National Laboratory. Local officials emphasized today no information involving Oak Ridge workers had been placed at risk.

However, the DOE-sponsored program that provides free medical screenings and CT scans for former Oak Ridge workers was shut down late last week until further notice.

The Atomic Trades and Labor Council, which coordinates parts of programs, has been notifying workers and canceling this week’s appointments.

Stop and think for a moment: What groups of people would you put on a Top 10 list as folks who you’d really not like to see as open to blackmail?

Hmm, yes, I believe that nuclear scientists and nuclear power plant employees would be on my list!

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RNS Quote of the Day: 03/19/09

After yesterday’s flailing of arms and gnashing of teeth and ignoring of death threats in the House of Representatives, this seems appropriate.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

John Adams

Indeed.

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By Far

The best layman’s guide to the inappropriately named Employee Free Choice Act.

Printed in the Seattle Times.

Honesty. I guess that is what has the local liberals believing that the Times in too conservative.

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What a Gruesome Twosome

This should scare enough crap out of you to get you through a proctology exam.

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Caption: Former US President Jimmy Carter departs following a visit to the West Wing of the White House in Washington March 18, 2009.

I know it was change of shorts time for me.

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Relapse and THE PROTECTOR

This bug’s still kicking me where it hurts (ears and sinuses). Happily I’m now downing antibiotics and they seem to be helping. Boomershoot Pics of the Day will resume shortly.

In the meantime, amuse yourself with this sign of the times: ordinary folk hiring out as live-in security guards. Many selling points in this one, including that he’s strong as Chuck Norris, although being able to water ferns and plants is a bonus.

Good Lord I hope this is a joke.

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the PROTECTOR livein guard – $150 (clinton twp)


Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-28, 3:05AM ESTthe protector live in guard,I’m fron Detroit an I can guard your home Or busines. I am strong .strong as Chuck norris. an I got what it takes $150 week plus room&board .my brother kiked me out but im movin back to the citry I can also water ferns&plants It’s like I’m comin strait atcha. .. No but I can do a good job though. I can warm up your car in the mornin an shovel snow,I used to for david all the time call586-339-[XXXX]- that’s wayne he knows how to get me ahold of. thankyou and good bless donnie

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