Ninja Fail

When gravity goes bad for ninjas, it goes double-bad.

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

As you could probably guess, none of the local gangs are trying to recruit this guy for his nun chuck skills.

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I wonder how many AK’s he’ll get?

Lyle at UltiMAK might become a part-owner of Izhmash in the future.

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It’s Official!

64% of Americans are smarter than fecal matter.

8% of Americans are not.

28% of Americans are assholes who are willing to jail their fellow citizens for free healthcare.

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This is why

When I go a-demonstrating, the stick for my sign is an ax handle.

You don’t get any takers when you open carry.

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So this is what Obama’s people bought

Don’t you worry about those lumps. It’s probably just a false positive, dear.

Most women don’t need a mammogram in their 40s and should get one every two years starting at 50, a government task force said Monday. It’s a major reversal that conflicts with the American Cancer Society’s long-standing position.

Also, the task force said breast self-exams do no good and women shouldn’t be taught to do them.

For most of the past two decades, the cancer society has been recommending annual mammograms beginning at 40.

But the government panel of doctors and scientists concluded that getting screened for breast cancer so early and so often leads to too many false alarms and unneeded biopsies without substantially improving women’s odds of survival.

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The new advice was sharply challenged by the cancer society.

“This is one screening test I recommend unequivocally, and would recommend to any woman 40 and over,” the society’s chief medical officer, Dr. Otis Brawley, said in a statement.

The task force advice is based on its conclusion that screening 1,300 women in their 50s to save one life is worth it, but that screening 1,900 women in their 40s to save a life is not, Brawley wrote.

That stance “is essentially telling women that mammography at age 40 to 49 saves lives, just not enough of them,” he said. The cancer society feels the benefits outweigh the harms for women in both groups.

Well, when you let your members get bought off by a government body who is hoping to run the healthcare of hundreds of millions, they need to come up with something to keep the costs down, you see.

I have seen nothing of this on the leftosphere, either for the panel’s decision or criticizing it. I know that like the rightosphere, they count more than a few breast cancer survivors.

And yet nothing.

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This man needs to be rescused from his government

If I were a independently wealthy individual, I would hire a team of “professionals” to kidnap this man to save him from his nation’s justice system.

A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for “doing his duty”.

Paul Clarke, 27, was found guilty of possessing a firearm at Guildford Crown Court on Tuesday – after finding the gun and handing it personally to police officers on March 20 this year.

The jury took 20 minutes to make its conviction, and Mr Clarke now faces a minimum of five year’s imprisonment for handing in the weapon.

In a statement read out in court, Mr Clarke said: “I didn’t think for one moment I would be arrested.

“I thought it was my duty to hand it in and get it off the streets.”

The court heard how Mr Clarke was on the balcony of his home in Nailsworth Crescent, Merstham, when he spotted a black bin liner at the bottom of his garden.In his statement, he said: “I took it indoors and inside found a shorn-off shotgun and two cartridges.

“I didn’t know what to do, so the next morning I rang the Chief Superintendent, Adrian Harper, and asked if I could pop in and see him.

“At the police station, I took the gun out of the bag and placed it on the table so it was pointing towards the wall.”

Mr Clarke was then arrested immediately for possession of a firearm at Reigate police station, and taken to the cells.

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Prosecuting, Brian Stalk, explained to the jury that possession of a firearm was a “strict liability” charge – therefore Mr Clarke’s allegedly honest intent was irrelevant.

Just by having the gun in his possession he was guilty of the charge, and has no defence in law against it, he added.

Alas, I am not independently wealthy. But if you know of anyone who is, please pass this along.

Found via CCinZ

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Epic Flaw

The BBC asked more than 29,000 people in 27 countries if they liked the way capitalism is working.

When they got their results they published an article with this headline

Free Market Flawed, say survey

Never mind that there hasn’t been a “free market” world economy on the planet since the Industrial Revolution.

The BBC asked 29,000 people if they would like their respective governments to give them more money that they wouldn’t have to work for, and they think it is news that 9 out of 10 of them said yes.

And then they wonder why folks consider the BBC biased.

PS: Actually, I almost wrote that there hasn’t been a free market “since the Romans”, but I though that might have been rude.

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You know what “They” say

“They” say that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I’d just like to add that it takes a Nixon/Ford to get a Carter.

GWB and the Republican controlled Congress, and the bad press they got, disgusted the American populace to the point where we are now.

Hopefully, Gallup getting these results is a sign of better voting habits ahead.

More Americans now say it is not the federal government’s responsibility to make sure all Americans have healthcare coverage (50%) than say it is (47%). This is a first since Gallup began tracking this question, and a significant shift from as recently as three years ago, when two-thirds said ensuring healthcare coverage was the government’s responsibility.

They’ve been asking this question since at least the end of the Clinton era. It’s taken a decade, but let us hope that the trend for less government continues.

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Sorry, Mr. Krugman

But you have failed, yet again, to tell the whole truth in order to further your agenda.

From his Friday column in the NYT

It’s time for an economic policy like Germany’s that saves and creates jobs

Consider, for a moment, a tale of two countries. Both have suffered a severe recession and lost jobs as a result — but not on the same scale. In Country A, employment has fallen more than 5 percent, and the unemployment rate has more than doubled. In Country B, employment has fallen only half a percent, and unemployment is only slightly higher than it was before the crisis.

Don’t you think Country A might have something to learn from Country B?

This story isn’t hypothetical. Country A is the United States, where stocks are up, GDP is rising, but the terrible employment situation just keeps getting worse. Country B is Germany, which took a big hit to its GDP when world trade collapsed, but has been remarkably successful at avoiding mass job losses.

What Krugman refuses to inform us of is that a “normal” unemployment level in Germany hovers very near or above 8%. Here in America, we like to believe that a “full employment” level should be at 4.5-5%.

But hey, what is almost a million more people working to a Keynesian?

Oh yeah, almost a million people whose lives the government can’t control.

I’m still divided about Germany’s version of unemployment: Cutting worked hours but the workers get paid for full time employment via the government giving the money to the employers. If your country absolutely MUST have an unemployment insurance program, that isn’t a bad way to go. Except for the inability to ditch the “dead weight” employees.

But I’d almost rather have that than people getting paid to sit around for fifteen months and in leisure, waiting for the perfect job to drop into their lap.

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I wholeheartedly agree!

With her sign.

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Which is why I prefer my women to always wear thongs.

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