When gravity goes bad for ninjas, it goes double-bad.
Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.
As you could probably guess, none of the local gangs are trying to recruit this guy for his nun chuck skills.