Daily Archives: November 17, 2009

It’s Official!

64% of Americans are smarter than fecal matter. 8% of Americans are not. 28% of Americans are assholes who are willing to jail their fellow citizens for free healthcare.

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This is why

When I go a-demonstrating, the stick for my sign is an ax handle. You don’t get any takers when you open carry.

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So this is what Obama’s people bought

Don’t you worry about those lumps. It’s probably just a false positive, dear. Most women don’t need a mammogram in their 40s and should get one every two years starting at 50, a government task force said Monday. It’s a … Continue reading

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