I know why

I’ve figured out why the Dept. of Education needs to buy these new short barreled shotguns.

They’re racist potential terrorists who need to have the Dept. of Homeland Security keep an eye on them.

I’m just using the MSM’s pale yellow tinted glasses to look at the situation. If it’s fair for them to insinuate that that is the reason you and I buy firearms, then that is a fair assumption.

Also, I think with this many jobs “saved and/or created” within the DOE that they could get violent if someone tries to pry their fingers from that big a piece of candy.

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Ultimate BOV

When the shit hits the fan, I wouldn’t mind driving one of these:

Or this:
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Or one of these:
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Or, if I had to, one of these diesel sippers borrowed from the Marines:
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You guys have any other ideas? I am not talking affordable, necessarily, but cool and useful will do.

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Monica Conyers to Prison

Rep. John “What Good Is Reading The Bill” Conyers’ (trophy?) wife was sentenced today after pleading guilty to accepting bribes. Apparently, she didn’t realize that pleading guilty meant that she would be punished. So, now she will to appeal the sentencing, because the judge would not let her withdraw her plea. Good to know that there is at least one decent federal judge left in Detroit.

But, her sentence should have been doubled if not only for the fact that she lost a debate with an 8th grader.

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Any ideas?

I have some friends (shocking, I know!) in a bit of a spot.  My friends are married, and one of them got an opportunity to fill an executive slot in the corporate office in The Netherlands.  The opportunity was too good to pass up despite the crappy pay, and is a major career stepping stone, one that would let my friend return to the US in a few years and get whatever job they wanted.  My friends spouse is an IT god, and can work from anywhere a fast interent connection is available.  So off to The NL they went.

Now, of course, even though they are both well travelled and speak multiple languages (although German & English are the strong ones), settling in over there has been…difficult.  Recently, they learned that while the executive is covered by the national health plan (which is funded in part by a 52% tax burden), the spouse, who works for a US company, is not, because the spouse has a job with a US company.  The NL people think the US company health plan will happily pay any medical expenses for the spouse, and the US health plan laughed quite heartily at that notion (they’ll pay for employees needing medical attention while travelling, but not for ones who are in residence). 

So the spouse is hanging in the breeze coverage wise, especially since a few years ago, The NL eliminated private insurance.

Therefore, I ask far and wide, does anyone know of an Insurance company that offers, at the very least, a policy that covers catastrophic health coverage for expats?  They can afford regular trips to the Doctor, but a serious illness or injury will wipe them out.

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It’s a start

OK, so the Navies won’t be using them for target practice on sight, but seizing the “motherships” and destroying them sans crew is a start.  Gunners Mates need practice, doncha know.

Unrelated:

A Navy Captain got herself shitcanned.  Seems she forgot that the CO does not touch the crew except to defend him/herself, that the direct discipline of crew is handled best by the senior enlisted (except in cases where Captains Mast is needed), and that crew are not unpaid servants for personal needs.

That drag race bit?  Total non-issue, we used to do crap like that all the time, and no one cares unless things or people get broken.

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I don’t like the smell of this

Not one bit.

Let me say a little something about Fred Phelps.

I believe that he is one of the most horrible people on the planet. I hope he dies in the not too distant future (a hope that I withhold for only the worst human beings).

I hope that when he dies, tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of people attend his funeral carrying signs that say “God hates Fred Phelps” or something similar.

I hope that when his vile followers see this turnout, they all commit mass suicide and improve the gene pool of the human race.

In spite of all this, I am a bit worried about SCOTUS is granting cert to the Snyder v. Westboro Baptist Church case.

In its last go-round in court it was decided correctly, in accordance with the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Why do the big boys need to get their hands dirty here? Why does this case need an “Us Too!”
The Rehnquist Court screwed us with Kelo v. City of New London. I don’t want the Roberts Court to make its big screw up this early in its existence.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 03/10/10

This string of words are cut from the middle of one speech given yesterday. Other than the start and stop points, the words are unedited as they were published yesterday.

We have to do this in partnership, and I wanted to bring up to date on where we see it from here. The final health care legislation that will soon be passed by Congress will deliver successful reform at the local level.  It will offer paid for investments that will improve health care services and coverage for millions more Americans. It will make significant investments in innovation, prevention, wellness and offer robust support for public health infrastructure.  It will dramatically expand investments into community health centers.  That means a dramatic expansion in the number of patients community health centers can see and ultimately healthier communities.  Our bill will significantly reduce uncompensated care for hospitals.

You’ve heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one or the other.  But I don’t know if you have heard that it is legislation for the future, not just about health care for America, but about a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket.  Prevention, prevention, prevention—it’s about diet, not diabetes. It’s going to be very, very exciting.

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

—–
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi at the Legislative Conference for the National Association of Counties

Anyone else notice how the final sentence cancels out everything she stated in the previous two paragraphs?

She is an idiot. It is a wonder she remembers to breathe.

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Color By Numbers

Without looking at the names, can you guess which state is red and which state is blue by reading this?

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Time to remind them that we told them so?

So Obambi wants to ban “Sport Fishing”.

I’m thinking it is time to laugh out loud at the folks who put “Sportsmen for Obama” bumperstickers on their cars and trucks.

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And then help them to defeat this piece of eco-socialist pap. Because hunting will be next.

There is actually still group at MyBarackObama.Com called “Sportsmen for Obama” but the plan to “forge a broad coalition if we are to address the great conservation challenges” seems to have been removed recently from the “Where Barack Stands” page.

I have a deep certainty that banning sport fishing wasn’t in the plan.

Maybe next time they’ll remember how they were lied to in 2008. Maybe.

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Funny and True

Which probably means that it is funny because it is true

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(both are click to embiggen)

Found @ JoNova via CCinZ

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