I know why

I’ve figured out why the Dept. of Education needs to buy these new short barreled shotguns.

They’re racist potential terrorists who need to have the Dept. of Homeland Security keep an eye on them.

I’m just using the MSM’s pale yellow tinted glasses to look at the situation. If it’s fair for them to insinuate that that is the reason you and I buy firearms, then that is a fair assumption.

Also, I think with this many jobs “saved and/or created” within the DOE that they could get violent if someone tries to pry their fingers from that big a piece of candy.

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One Response to I know why

  1. guy says:

    You forgot that you’re talking about of democratic government organization – thus “racist potential terrorists who need to have the Dept. of Homeland Security keep an eye on them” becomes “a strong force for progress and social justice to fight patriarchy/oppression/climate change/etc”

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