Almost Recovered

Still haven’t unpacked the trailer — that’s for tomorrow — but the wife casually announced that “next year I’m flying in” to Boomershoot. THAT MEANS SHE’S COMING BACK!!! I knew I’d hooked her, and she admitted it, but that’s the proof right there.

Makes me feel like cranking this — BoA’s Energetic:

The thund’rous drums are a pale echo of the boomers, but the energy level was easily that high for us the whole week. Best Boomershoot Ever.

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It was bound to happen

sooner or later

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The Dirty Truth

4Chan understands

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And

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The PRINCESS OF MARS Movie is Out!

And, uh, it went straight to DVD in November of last year. It’s available via Comcast’s On Demand right now; that’s how I found out it exists. And, uh, it has nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez and it, er, stars Antonio Sabato Jr. as John Carter, and …

…Traci Lords…

as the Princess.

Oh my.

Don’t think I’ll be renting that one.

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National Health Warning

From my email

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea-Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea-Lectim. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and now Michigan, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

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AWESOME Boomershoot 2010 video

Barron Barnett did a great job on this video. He included a bunch of folks (including the famous Laurel) shooting Sweetheart, my .308 pistol. Go see.

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QOTD

“The more you can increase the fear of drugs and crime and welfare mothers and immigrants and aliens and poverty and all sorts of things, the more you control people. Make them hate each other. Be frightened of each other and think that the other is stealing from them. If you do that you can control people.” – Noam Chomsky

Add in terrorists, guns, food, chemicals, strangers, climate change (thanks Kevin), and corporations, and you get nearly everything our politicians use to control us.

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Lawyers get them too

I have an email account for those times when I need to be an attorney in private practice, rather than an in-house counsel. It has “lawfirm” in the email address. Which leads to this sort of email, my specimen of which is printed below the fold.

The sender, of course, is not some Chinese woman but one WOJCIECH BARANOWSKI, which I think is what we attorneys call a “tip-off.”

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Your Daily Geek – Cheesy Styx Song Edition

Japan set to launch a Solar Sail Space Yacht.

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Oh Darwin Man!

Seriously. There ought to be a superhero — “Darwin Man!” — who appears, bludgeons the wart on humanity into paste — “For the good of all mankind, I apply the rod of Natural Selection!” –  and disappears until necessity calls. He’d probably be overbooked as all Hell.

That is some funny.  RTWT.

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