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Via “Roger L Simon.”:http://www.rogerlsimon.com/mt-archives/2005/02/frequent_commen.php

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Eh, why worry about

“National ID cards?”:http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/view.php?id=5927 Right?

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America continues to go crazy

Beware the “cookies of death!”:http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2691638,00.html

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #1

We got three bouts on the card for today.

First up in the Lightweight Class is the Analog Kid

His Tag Team Partner! The Champion: Marine Corps Lt. Gen. James Mattis and his statement,

You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil,” Mattis said during a panel discussion. “You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them.”

The Challenger: The Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) and their statement,

CAIR Executive Director Nihad Awad. “These disturbing remarks are indicative of an apparent indifference to the value of human life.” Awad urged that “appropriate disciplinary action” be taken against Gen. Mattis.

And General Mattis is having an easy time of it, but he strolls on over to the corner and tags in the Kid.

What’s the Kid going to do?

It looks like he’s reaching back, back, back for a quote…Oh Good Golly, this is gonna be a doozy! And No! CAIR is unable to make it back to their corner to tag in their partner, Al Qiada!

“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” – George Orwell

Ouch, that had to hurt! CAIR is standing there in sort of a drunken stupor teetering with a real sad look on their face.

And CAIR doesn’t realize it yet, but they’ve been shown for the rat bastards they are. With that last blast, the Kid shows them that General Mattis and men just like him have fought and died for them to be able to say the ignorant crap they do.

Uh-oh! It looks like CAIR is sending out a yell for help to the Main Stream Media to back them up and give them relevance. Will they get it?

The ref is giving CAIR a standing eight count. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,

To be continued…….

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #2

The Next bout on the card today…

The Champion in the Cruiserweight Class: Kim du Toit!

The Challenger: The Washington Post!

The WaPo comes out strong with a jab and a high kick with this quote,

If a worker sets aside $1,000 a year for 40 years, and earns 4 percent annually on investments, the account would grow to $99,800 in today’s dollars. All of that money would be the worker’s upon retirement. But guaranteed benefits over the worker’s lifetime would be reduced by approximately $78,700 — the amount the worker would have contributed to Social Security but instead contributed to his private account, plus 3 percent interest above inflation. The remainder, $21,100, would be the increase in benefit the worker would receive over his lifetime above the level he would have received if he stayed in the traditional system.

But wait, du Toit is untouched! Its like the WaPo didn’t even touch him. What the hell is going on?

Oh wait, I see it now.

It looks like Matt Drudge is in his corner yelling a White House Press Release!

Under President Bush�s plan, participants would get EVERY SINGLE PENNY OF THEIR RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS�BOTH the PRINCIPAL AND INTEREST.

The President�s plan for personal retirement accounts does not have a �claw back.� Under the President�s plan, you, not the government, get all the gains in your personal retirement account. The amount you receive from the government is NOT reduced if your personal account does well. The better your account does, the better off you are.

I don’t know what kind of magic-mumbo-jumbo that is, but it works like an 8yr old in a Kathy Lee Gifford sweatshop!

And now comes du Toit’s first offensive move. Again, I can’t quite see what he’s doing, but it looks like….Have Mercy, Miss Percy! He’s reaching to his hip and pulling out a Colt Python revolver!

The hammer goes back and…

I had to put the whole thing in, because the more the mainstream media lie, the bigger the responsibility I have to refute them.

At least 60 million people have figured out that the mainstream media, the philosophy they represent, and the political party they so slavishly support, are all full of shit.

And we�ve figured out that GWB, despite being the �clumsy oaf from Texas� is smarter and more principled than the Left are; that his policies and principles are more in line with most Americans� than theirs are; and that he�s a better leader of this nation than Fuckface, Blowjob Boy and the Peanut Farmer could ever have hoped to be, by an exponential factor.

Don’t bother calling an ambulance, Martha! Have ’em send the meat wagon. The WaPo is dead.

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Smackdown Friday: Bout #3

In our Feature Bout, we have a two heavyweights competing in a grudge match battle royale!

In this corner: Kevin Baker of The Smallest Minority Blog!

In the other corner: Saul Cornell, “Associate Professor of History and Director of the Second Amendment Research Center at the John Glenn Institute at Ohio State University”

Baker has the truth of the Second Amendment behind him. Now let’s take a look at who is backing up Cornell.

Holy Smokes! Its the Joyce Foundation! They’re the largest anti-gun group in the Great Lakes Region!

And the bell rings and the match begins!

Cornell comes out of the chute with a roundhouse designed to connect to as many people as possible,

Although gun rights advocates have tried to claim that bearing arms did not have a military connotation at the time the Second Amendment was ratified in 1791, they have never been able to provide a body of evidence to support their claims. The only evidence they have produced is a single text written by the losing side in the original debate over the Constitution.

But it is too wide sweeping to touch a hair on Baker!

I beg your pardon? I refer you, once again, to the Report of the Subcommittee linked above, and how about this page from UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh? Or the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals decision in U.S. v. Emerson? There are REAMS of scholarship showing that the “bearing arms” language in the Second Amendment did not restrict “the right of the People to Keep and Bear Arms” to milita service only, else Laurence Tribe would not have reached the conclusion he did.

Blammmo! Cornell’s head was knocked clean off! I doubt he’ll be able to recover from that one!

But wait! Something that looks like a vine is extending from his neck and, and, and it seems to be searching out the head!

It has found it! And the vine is drawing the head back to the body! That is some strange mojo the Joyce Foudnation has go going on!

Cornell winds up…Uh-Oh! This one looks personal!

I have never denied the existence of an individual rights tradition, but I think the evidence strongly suggests that it was weak at the Founding, got stronger over the 19th century, but never supplanted the two alternative models– the collective rights view, and what I call the civic rights view. Of course, since I am not an originalist none of this really matters. Moreover, with 240 million guns in America and without an individual right written into the 2nd Amendment why all the fuss. I believe the issue is very interesting, but at the end of the day it really hardly matters in terms of the politics and public policy debate. Guns are part of the fabric of American culture and are not going away so the question is can we take a few common sense steps to reduce gun violence or not. The slippery slope arguments have it backwards. What we have is an upward struggle to achieve modest regulations.

Cornell is smiling and trying to get the crowd behind him by pumping his arms and I can’t figure out why? Baker took a step back, but Cornell still missed him again. If this goes to the point cards, Baker has this bout well in hand.

Cornell had better look out. Baker seems to be glowing from some type of light? What the hell? OK, this announcer has never seen anything like this, I’m pretty sure I’ll be diving under the table soon.

I think that Cornell has finally noticed the light gathering around Baker and it looks as if he has just wet himself!

That’s it! Under the table.

OK folks, I’m under the table and I’m……

I’m glad that you admit up front that you are not an originalist. It is obvious from your writing, but stating it explicitly is certainly helpful. For those unfamiliar with the term, an “originalist” is one who believes that the Constitution is not a “living document,” and that interpretation of it should be based on the original understanding of the text as it was proposed and ratified. Justice Antonin Scalia is an originalist, for instance. Therefore if the Constitution is found to be outdated in any of its parts, it should be altered by amendment, rather than by mere legislation or judicial interpretation. In other words, even if the legislature should pass a law that appears to be a good idea, but is in violation of the Constitution as originally understood by those who ratified it, it should be the duty of the Judiciary to strike such law down as unconstitutional until such time as the Constitution has been amended to correct the error. Further, the power of the Judiciary is restricted to striking down unconstitutional law, and not creating law. That power is left to the legislative and executive branches.

What the hell was that!?!

I’m crawling out from under the table now. The light seems to be gone. I’m going to look up into the ring.

Well butter me up and call me Lucy! The only man in the ring is Baker! Where Cornell was standing is a smoking little glob of…something?

It was the Light of Truth! Folks, this is a day that the announcer will always remeber!

Kevin Baker has successfully used a WHD! A Weapon of Hoplophobe Destruction, it only hurts those that are afraid of firearms! While this isn’t the first use of a WHD in history. It was, in the mind of this announcer, still magnificent.

That’s it from Smackdown Friday! We’ll see you soon, folks

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Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.

The situation is Iraq stabilizes when the people begin to take personal responsibility to safeguard their new found freedoms. I think that message is coming through “loud and clear.”:http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2005/s1295734.htm

bq. *_The Iraqi police have investigated a case in the village of al-Mudhariya, which is just south of Baghdad. The villagers there say that before the election insurgents came and warned them that if they voted in last weekend’s election, they would pay._*

bq. *_Now the people of this mixed village of Sunni and Shia Muslims, they ignored the threat and they did turn out to vote._*

bq. *_We understand that last night the insurgents came back to punish the people of al-Mudhariya, but instead of metering out that punishment the villagers fought back and they killed five of the insurgents and wounded eight. They then burnt the insurgents’ car. So the people of that village have certainly had enough of the insurgents._*

And so, it begins.

Via “Tim Blair”:http://timblair.net/ee/index.php/weblog/magnificent/, who sees this as more of a _Magnificent 7_ rather than a _Blazing Saddles_ kind of moment. Regardless, as Tim says – “Villagers rule”.

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Hah!

“London Underground.”:http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3

Er, probably *NSFW* (unless your co-workers/boss expect to hear songs calling people f#cking wankers blaring from your computer speakers, that is).

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Would you be proud to be a graduate

of the “A’adel Nasir School?”:http://iraqthemodel.blogspot.com/2005/02/new-techniques-of-resistance.html

If not, then shame on you.

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So, Is he,

“or isn’t he?”:http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aimovement.org/csi/LettersWeb/Churchill_Morris11_24_93.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.aimovement.org/csi/&h=772&w=576&sz=73&tbnid=12jOd1hl11kJ:&tbnh=141&tbnw=105&start=16&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dward%2Bchurchill%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

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Have you noticed that all of the photos of Churchill you can find on Google either show him wearing dark glasses, or are greyscale images? I wonder if he has blue eyes or something – that would be a little odd for a “native American”, don’t ya think?

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