Category Archives: Too Stupid to Live

I know he eats crack

But does Andrew Sullivan smoke it too these days? If gun rights are civil rights, why would anyone feel the need to hide the fact that they own one? Forget that it is a wholly ignorant statement. If I do … Continue reading

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Of course, he had to say something stupid

The Moonbattiest Moonbat of them all (now that Cynthia McKinney got voted out), Dennis Kucinich, was silent during the hostage crisis, but now that it is over he has a few words that’ll make you’re head spin British Soldiers Show … Continue reading

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More Bumpersticker Nonsense

Some folks may remember this Tale of the Bumpersticker from one of my trips over to Mr. Completely’s place of pistol practice and domicile. The link goes to the one I re-posted for posterity as the old post’s HTML was crapped (and because Kevin … Continue reading

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Your papers, citizen.

Methinks something stinks about this The old logging town of Forks is filled with independent-minded folks who “live in the middle of nowhere. And want to keep it that way,” jokes the mayor. So it didn’t go over so well … Continue reading

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When I say “Chocolate Jackass”

Who is the first person to cross your mind? If you said New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, you will an early chocolate Easter rabbit. To claim the prize, go to your local retailer who is selling the item and buy it … Continue reading

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Giving her the Rumsfeld Treatment

And I see that she doesn’t like it one bit. Speaker Pelosi Leaves S.F. Protesters Hanging House Speaker Nancy Pelosi brushed past peace activists Monday who camped outside her home overnight to demand that Congress stop funding the war in … Continue reading

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It doesn’t feel so good when it happens to them

By now I’m sure you’ve probably heard of “Digg”. Basically, if folks like your blog entry, and you have Digg installed on your site, they click that and it gets referred to Digg.Com and a link to your post pops … Continue reading

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Deport Him

I don’t even care if this guy is in the country illegally. Deport him. He is too stupid to be residing here. Portland man calls 911 to get into Club He wanted to dance — and it was an emergency! … Continue reading

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How to lose an argument

When you’re only debating yourself. Class Instructor: Jabberin’ John Aravosis Step One: Become outraged at something your usual political opposites care very little about. Step Two: Invoke Godwin’s Law Course Summary: There, you just lost. Have a nice day. In … Continue reading

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Come ona my house!

I never get guests like this! Police say political dispute with stranger got physical A Fredericksburg man was arrested Saturday on charges he assaulted three strangers at their home during a dispute over politics, police said. According to a Fredericksburg … Continue reading

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