I don’t even care if this guy is in the country illegally. Deport him.
He is too stupid to be residing here.
Portland man calls 911 to get into Club
He wanted to dance — and it was an emergency!
Last Friday night, 43-year-old Edgar Dieguez-Lopez did what anyone would do in an emergency — call 9-1-1.
He was having a crisis. The Caribe nightclub on Southwest Canyon Road in Portland was not letting him in.
The dispatcher spent several minutes with him — even bringing in a Spanish translator:
He called 9-1-1 because he said, “I cannot get inside.”
OK, that is pretty damn inconsiderate, narcasistic and dumb.
But this is what makes him too stupid to live here
Police responded to his call and arrested the man for Improper Use Of 9-1-1 — and possession of drugs.
He was calling in the hopes that the police would show up, while drunk and carrying drugs.
That is almost as dumb as a person who calls the police when their drug dealer rips them off.
Yes, deport them too.